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El señor Crackerass,

Muchas gracias por el aviso previo de su llegada pendiente. La Fuerza, Tourista, Municipal, y Policía de Trafico vacían un sendero seguro por las multitudes de chicas sexualmente frustrado que forra el camino del aeropuerto a su apartamento.

Los camarones están listos para golpear la BBQ, las chicas están ocupado en la cocina que hace su salsa especial, y lo cree o no, presencié realmente dos de sus favoritos que pasan Pizza Hut y KFC para entrar a el gimnasio!!!


For Cujo's behalf....

Mister Crackerass,

Thanks so much for the advance notice of your pending arrival. The Fuerze, Tourista, Municical, and Traffico police are clearing a safe path through the throngs of screaming, sex-starved chicas lining the road from the airport to your apartment.

The camarones are ready to hit the BBQ, the chicas are busy in the kitchen making up their special salsas, and believe it or not, I actually witnessed two of your favorites passing by Pizza Hut and KFC to enter the gym !!!

(How am I doing Cuj?)

BTW, was invited to a great private party in the Escazu hills (w/ Crackerass) with your favorita as part of the festivities....ssshhhhhh

Pura Vida