I can't.

My brother and I trade off vacations so the other watches the stores while one is gone. I chose the week of Thanksgiving so I could get a few more days. I love holloween, too, especially chicas dressed up. I hope you guys can take pictures and the chicas let you post them. If I did go, I would enjoy wearing the Capt Gaper outfit. Just all the gadgets and teasing all chicas in the bar with them.
You see, you have to believe in the character. To me, Capt Gaper must meet every chica in the bar in order to assess their potential Gapability. He doesn't understand the word no, it means yes. She says "Si, mi Papi", he hears "Si, mi Poopy".
Dean