Goal,
I went to
http://www.thehebrewhammer.com/fun.asp?ct=5
and took the Jewish confirmation test.
I found out I was Jew-ish.
Jew-ish
You took a great interest in the Kabbalah shortly after Madonna did, but quickly lost interest when you discovered it wasn't a new kind of falafel. You know all of the words to at least one Hebrew prayer and/or song. You don't fast on Yom Kippur, but you do limit yourself to only diet sodas. You wear a Chai around your neck because you think it's bad ass, but you have no idea what the symbol actually stands for. You keep a strict Kosher diet...okay, there was a time in your life in which you kept a strict Kosher di...okay, okay, you tried it for one day, but the food tasted like shit!