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seekanddestroy
PostPosted: Wed Oct 25, 2023 2:53 pm 
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So there has been the occasional list and whatnot of good pensions and massage parlors, but they are so outdated! Where in San Jose can I go to find some prime young Chicas for the best sex massage or just straight up service? I hear Pension kamasutra isn't bad, any suggestions? I'm not trying to have to haggle on the price, and I don't want to get scammed. Please send me to the right spot!
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 25, 2023 4:06 pm 
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Pension Chinches y Piojos. Best body work in town.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 26, 2023 12:01 pm 
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Perhaps you would prefer Oráculo Club Bar for your rub-a-dub-rub.
https://www.facebook.com/oraculocostarica

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 26, 2023 11:54 pm 
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seekanddestroy wrote:
So there has been the occasional list and whatnot of good pensions and massage parlors, but they are so outdated! Where in San Jose can I go to find some prime young Chicas for the best sex massage or just straight up service? I hear Pension kamasutra isn't bad, any suggestions? I'm not trying to have to haggle on the price, and I don't want to get scammed. Please send me to the right spot!


Total noob here, what is a Pension?
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 27, 2023 9:02 pm 
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"Total noob here, what is a Pension?"

Massage parlor or mini-brothel.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 28, 2023 1:55 am 
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I stopped in Muses about 10 days ago while strolling from Bar Malibu to Bar Poas during a happy hr. trek. The price was right,15k for 1/2 hr., 25k for 1 hr., but, (there is always a but) the women on offer (way too old to be called chicas) were a very poor lot. I passed on the selection & headed on to happy hr. Check it out, you never know when the diamond in the rough will show up!

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BootyOverBoobies wrote:
Total noob here, what is a Pension?

The term Pension is used in many countries for a lower cost hotel. It is certainly used in much of Europe.

In Costa Rican there is no law that prevents transactions involving sexual services between the parties directly involved. However, there are laws that make it illegal for a third party to be involved and profit in the transaction. This means it is illegal to act as a pimp or to run a brothel.

So, in massage parlors or pensions (the terms are largely interchangeable) management allows for chicas to be available but technically is only renting you a room. Hence the use of the term for a low cost hotel. The transaction of what happens in the room is in theory only between you and the chica.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2023 2:59 pm 
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SinCity wrote:
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Please send me to the right spot



I stopped in Muses about 10 days ago while strolling from Bar Malibu to Bar Poas during a happy hr. trek. The price was right,15k for 1/2 hr., 25k for 1 hr., but, (there is always a but) the women on offer (way too old to be called chicas) were a very poor lot. I passed on the selection & headed on to happy hr. Check it out, you never know when the diamond in the rough will show up!



Were some of the old ones in shape, at least?
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Picture 50 pounds of potatoes in a 10 pound sack.

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Picture 50 pounds of potatoes in a 10 pound sack.


right on the money

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