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Good day gentlemen!

Didn't know where exactly to post this so posted it here...

Me and 2 of my buddies are going to Costa Rica for New Year. Plan is to stay in Jaco from Dec 29 to Jan 2 and then figure where to go next before leaving the country on Jan 11. We are renting a vehicle so our options are to ride south or north on the Pacific Coast or go to lake Arenal.

We are considering the idea of taking 2-3 ladies (one friend is married but is contemplating the idea ) with us that speak some english. We are in our late 20s, good looking, fit and fairly well off money wise.

I have been to CR twice before and I visited some MPs and Strip Clubs in San Jose but never thought to actually take someone along the way for travel purposes and before I only traveled the north route - Samara, Tamarindo, and Guanacaste area - had family with me so didn't go to the famous Playa Jaco. (btw, found all maps for SJ here on CRT - thanks guys for all research and hard work! )

How realistic it is to find beautiful 18-25 year old girls willing to join our company? We cover the cost and want to have fun and take care of ladies and of course if they there is mutual affection - bang them all night on a beach or hotel

Does it make sense to take them from SJ to Jaco and elsewhere? If so, how and most importantly where to find them? (night clubs, bars?) Is there a 'dating' website where they look for travel companions (similar to Europe's dating web sites where there is travel section...)?
Can we find everything we need in Jaco?

Would be great to hear your thoughts.
Regards,
Marko

Working girls.....are well working, you pay them by the hour,and after a hour they become a pain in the ass, having them with you, in your car, in your hotel, and more than one....forget about it.....your vacation will turn from having fun to how the Phuck can we get rid of these girls.

I have 39 trips to san jose and I would never think about bringing a working girl on a trip....even one that I have know for years....and you want to go cold turkey with 2 or 3 of them without knowing them....and dealing with new guys in san jose.....

Anyone that tells you anything different then what I have shared with you, is full of shit and is giving bad advice, rent working girls by the hour.....if they want to come and party with you....tell them to get a car and follow you so when it turns bad they can drive back to san jose and you can finish your vacation

Really difficult to pull off so that it is not a pain in the ass even if it was just you. I think I have done it as much as anyone else on this board in years gone by. Maybe a 20% success rate as defined by: "that was fun and she wasn't a pain in the ass".

For new or newer guys in a group doing the happy road trip, 0% chance. Fun to think about, then forget it. But if you guys do pull it off, keep your i-phones rolling as much as possible because you'll be able to sell that film, I'd buy a copy--it would be hysterical, for sure.

You can get working girls in Jaco, and on a smaller version in Quepos, and a much smaller version in some of your other planned places, taxi drivers usually know. The rest of the time, you will need luck. Alot of guys get lucky with locals or with tourists along the way. I finally did with a local who I was attracted to who I am still with but that was an arduos, time consuming set of trips; and with a tourist--once. Some guys post they get both regularly. I guess I don't have "game".

Still a great idea to get a car and see CR. Alot of guys don't ever do that. I brought a friend once and he stayed the whole 10 days in the DelRey. Totally blew me off, including his end of the 2 day charter boat, thank you very much. He had a ball, still talks about it 15 years later.

That's funny I don't care who you are.

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Marco, your post falls into the category of something that sounds great in theory, or as an idea, but really is a bad idea - if you did a search, you would find out how infrequently it works out well - and my friend DSG's percentage (20%) I think is way high.

I also think, Marko, that you really don't know what you don't know.


Let me give you an example:

Do this - forget Costa Rica......in the USA, say you are from the NY area, and wanted to go to Arizona - just picking up random sex workers to spend a few days with you would probably not be on your agenda - why assume a complete stranger in Costa Rica would Add to this she probably does not speak english, and perhaps your spanish is not fluent - you have no knowledge of this person, she is not your equal in education, culuture, etc - sure you say, I'm young, good looking, and love to Phuck - despite this if you can get it up after she's been a complete cunt for hours, have at it - whining, asking for "gifts", constantly calling you "baby" <after the 40th time, it gets really irritating - and that's only in the first hour >

Figure it this way.....if all these responses from guys with experience is any indication - as well as had you done a search <this question comes up frequently > you would have found that lots of guys have this fantasy, and it almost never seems to work out - rent it when you get to your destination, or do without for a day or 2 - if pu*sy is what you want, forget the tour and stay in San Jose, or got to Jaco for a few days. But Cr is a beautiful place, well worth seeing - you will also discover that outside of a few places, its a pretty conservative country; certainly not the "one giant whorehouse" that many Americans imagine it to be

If everyone is basically telling you the same thing, likely something to it

Thank you guys for constructive replies.
I know it's not easy, but what a heck we like challenges
I guess what I wanted to ask is if there is a place (nightclub or lounge perhaps) where non-pros or semi-pros hang out who may be open to the idea of traveling with foreigners? Or better a website where I can talk to them before arriving CR and not spend time in SJ looking?

I mean it's New Year. Costa Ricans love to party (noticed that on my last trips). It's vacation time. There is party scent everywhere. It's basically crazy. Could some students go for it?

I know they look at us like we are walking wallets but it's probably mostly a way to get extra $ for themselves and their families as they are simply extremely poor in the first place. It is life and everybody wants to eat good.

We won't have much valuable time in CR anyway and most likely wouldn't bear their bitching - If they can't behave and enjoy the company I'd give them 10 bucks and leave them at first bus stop for SJ

Marko, you are still not getting it - and forget semi pros and college students
(And I don't want to open the semi pro can of worms)

As compelling as your offer might be CR is basically a consevative society; no more so than a "normal", "straight" girl (not a sex worker) in your town or city would hop in the car w/ you and your friends and take off for a few days, a girl from Costa Rica is highly unlikely to either. Also, straight girls are not looking to Phuck you only to have you get back on a plane - straight/"good" girls are the same the world over - you know zero about Costa Rica and Costa Rican society and culture, yet you assume all the girls are fighting to Phuck you and your friends - busting your balls to make a point <you make it so easy > but you seem to be laboring under misconceptions all over the place. How do you know families are "extremely poor" - your words - most Costa Ricans do well - they have numerous wage earners in the same household, and are no where near as materialistic as Americans - they eat out far less frequently; they don't waste money and do just fine for the most part - don't believe what you hear, or the numbers that supposedly represent per capita income - many women don't work, for example......just trust me on this; I don't feel like writing war and peace.

You did very little research, huh; just assumed the country was one giant whorehouse, filled with beautiful girls fighting over sucking your C*ck, right - because if you had, you would also know that the times you have chosen are not great; many working girls are with their families (although not all) during the week between Christmas and New Years.

I certainly don't have a dog in this fight; I'm just telling you the truth, and info based on 15 years and 40++ trips - I'm really looking to point you in the right direction, not argue fact with you b/c I'm pretty firm in my beliefs, and really want you to know the deal in CR - because while you sound like a good guy with a good attitude, you just don't have the info or the knowledge to again - know what you don't know

Scuba I am laughing my ass off from your posts they are well written Thank you for your input and sharing your experiences.
I admit I know little about Costa Rica to get maximum fun from our trip. Our goal is to see the country and have an 'adventure' if you will. Would be great to have a company of chicas or tourists who don't mind little romance and travel hence this forum and this thread.
I sort of guessed whole country is not a giant whorehouse )))) although it sounds contemplating.

I have traveled to Cuba twice in the same manner. With group of friends. Celebrated NY in Havana, then took off to explore the country. We rented car and drove from Havana via Camaguey to Santa Lucia. What a blast we had over there!!!! Stayed in new town over night, went to local discos, rented casas, partied like animals We did some scuba diving in Playa Santa Lucia (they say it's one of best places for diving) and partied in places with tourists mostly and locals. But man those cuban girls that we encountered!!!! If it was not for policia which they are scared to death of, those girls were ready to go anywhere with us and stayed in our hotel (if you can get her in - usually not a problem if hotel is not for 'westerners') travel, go fishing, etc BUT again they are very scared of policia and can go to prison for being with a 'foreigner'.

I believe something like this is possible in CR and wanted to find out if it is so.

Glad you "get" my sense of humor; some dweebs just don't - as I've posted before, almost never is there any malace in what I post; I just enjoy breaking balls a little while getting my point across - you "get it" which puts you head and sholders over some of the dolts on CRT. I do try to write as well as I can - after all, if you have an eduction, why act like an asshole, correct? Plus its always something I've enjoyed doing.

I too have been to Cuba; twice actually - the 2 places are very different - I could speak with you about it over a drink for hours, but the short answer is Costa Rica is a much freer, economically sucessful country vs Cuba - however we agree that the girls in Cuba are beautiful, sexy - but you can't compare the 2 places. Trust me.

Go, have a great time, pick up what you need as needed (and no, not talking about beer or potato chips ) - let me not leave you with the wrong impression; I don't have a single doubt that you could not get a few girls to accompany you and your friends - I also have little doubt that you would not enjoy their company for a whole variety of reasons

I agree with Scuba1 on this point. However should you really, really need to arrange for travel companions, why you would do this I have no idea, there are different agencies that specialize in "travel companions". Do a search for "sex vacations costa rica" and you'll get plenty of hits. The rates differ but expect to spend around $400.00/day per companion. Maybe less depending on the agency.

I believe G&G is still in business and they are a good first pass. Guys correct me if I'm wrong about G&G

The biggest issue is if there is no compatibility between the parties you may be stuck for the duration. Should you choose to use one of these agencies make sure you have an "out" just in case and you do not loose any of your money or they can get you a replacement on short notice. I CAN'T RECOMMEND USING AN AGENCY

Lastly, MAKE SURE YOU GET a photo of the girl BEFORE she is "delivered". There is way too much bait and switch going on with these types of services.

As an FYI:
Been there, done that, learned from my mistakes and haven't done so for my last 29 trips. I have 30 trips to CR at least according to my passports and entry stamps.

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Oh dear.

Please listen to the advice you've received so far.

We know how it's like when you're young, fun, and full of cum; you KNOW there are ABSO-phucking-LUTELY no obstacles you CANNOT overcome with a dose of charm, good looks, six-pack abs and your blue-eyed, blonde-haired "gringoness". Even if you're fat, dark, squat, hairy and balding, it don't matter... your "gringoness" trumps all of those pesky little negative qualities and latinas will chase you like the Terminator after Sarah Connor as soon as they set eyes on you and your buddies... right?

There is no doubt in my mind you *might* get lucky and pick up 2, 6 or 9 chicas who are young, look like Sofia Vergara circa 1999, love to party, are honest, fun, never complain or nag, love sex like a fly loves honey, wash your clothes, cook, clean and are just all-around delights to be around.

Then again, you have a better chance of being struck by lightning or of running into Fidel Castro during one of your jaunts to Varadero.

You believe your 2 experiences in Cuba will translate to Costa Rica. Never mind that Cuba is full of desperate, poverty-stricken jineteras who cream when they spot a foreigner in the hopes they will at least get a cellphone out of the encounter and maybe a gringo baby daddy + free ticket to the USA at best.

As Scuba1 said, Costa Rica ain't Cuba. Once you accept this, you're halfway to having a positive experience in CR.

By all means, go down and have fun. Visit Jaco. Go to Cocal and see if you can pick up some hookers to accompany you on your travels. Assuming you find some with whom you can communicate -- since you don't speak any Spanish -- you'll find all of them will say, "Sure papi... cuanto me pagas?". All of them will swear undying love and lust for you, as long as you keep them well supplied with colones.... and the boyfriend/husband/babysitter doesn't call in the middle of the night with an "emergency" involving the bambinos.

If you strike out at Cocal, adjourn to Le Loft where you'll find a mix of working and regular chicas. Try your "game" there. Don't pay attention to these old CRT fuddy-duddies, they've forgotten what it's like to be the Master of your Universe, full of testosterone and Red Bull! You just KNOW women of all ages and nationalities will fight each other to receive your blessed sperm in their wombs... in fact, they'll pay YOU! Right?!?

All kidding aside, it's a tough proposition to have a good time with strangers you've never met before, have nothing in common with, and that have no interest in you aside from how much you can give them and how much fun they can have at your expense. And remember... unlike las cubanitas, they've seen a gazillion gringos before, coming down with the same exact idea you have.

My advice to you is - go with the flow, don't try to overplan, and just ride the wave when it presents itself. If you don't find some girls who want to travel with you, so what? You'll find plenty of chicas in CR who will be glad of your company as long as you have some$$$thing to offer them.

Don't forget to come back and tell us how it went.

mh

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mh

I have asked this same question to everybody that post this question: how are you going to protect your valuables and money? Shower with your wallet? Not all hotels have safes.

Excuse my crudeness, but are you going to still want that sweetheart when you go into the bathroom after she took a massive dump of gallo pinto? Better yet, will she want you as your intestines adapt to gallo pinto?

That sound you hear is reality (or gallo pinto) hitting the fan.

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I would love to know how this trip turned out.... no updates that I have seen yet... wonder what happened?