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I just ended a 25 year marriage. I am 54 , look 44 and I do Crossfit. The ex came to me and initiated the divorce and she had to pay me 6 figures. I am flying In on 12/18 at noon. I booked a room at the delray, but also have a suite at Sportsmens. I want to spend fri and sat in San Jose and Sunday at jaco. Any advice. Remember, this is on the ex's dime. Lol

Spidey sense is going off here... anyone else getting the same?

Step 1. The super awesome overview by Orange is a perfect 101, and frankly 102 for anyone in our hobby going to SJ for the first time. Check the newbie section, first sticky.

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I could use half of her remaining 6 figures.

Do you want to share any contact info

if she paid you 6 figures in the divorce its not her dime its yours
but im sure the local sweethearts at the locations you are vistiting will be happy to help you count it
sounds like you are visiting the 3 best spots to base out of anyway
enjoy and pace yourself

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It is not about whose "dime" it is. The ladies could care less whose it was.

IMO, it is more about your mental state of having a lady you were with for 25 years end it. The person who cares the most in a relationship loses. Even though I ended my marriage/relationship of 25 years, it still had a profound effect on my psyche, and I wanted out.

The ladies you are about to meet are "PROS" at this game, and if you are a rookie, and possibly a wounded one, beware. You do not say if your wife stayed in the shape that you are in, but you will have the opportunity to enjoy the company of absolute stunners, in looks. They can be like sharks in bloody water. Manipulation is their middle name. Many/most could really care less about your "looking 44 and doing Crossfit" (good on you though). Their concern is to get as much of that six figures out of your fat wallet that you now carry. I am a fat, old, man, and was with what others told me was, "The hottest lady in the house". She surely did not go out intending to be with a fat old fart, three times her age, but I had the power (money). We ended up having a great session though.

If you have not mongered much, read the board. The negotiating is vital to your success. Use the Tijuana method of choosing. Buy the lady a drink. Watch her body language, and especially how fast she downs her drink. The faster she drinks it, usually, the faster she will want to get back to the floor, and out of your bed. You want to find a woman who takes her time with you before going to la cama. If you can find a non-drinker it could even be better.

I'm sorry about your situation with your ex. Do not allow yourself the believe that the situations you are about to get into with some absolutely beautiful women is actually real. You will be entering into Disneyland for men. Do not take any of this to heart. Take as many rides as you like, and enjoy them all, even the not so good ones. They will teach you what you do not want, and make you smarter in the future.

Most of all, have fun. You deserve it.

Health & happiness.................

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The more they act like they "want you" the more likely you are to be disappointed or possibly worse.

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Listen to Santa's Bro. Get yer big head straight BEFORE you get the little head serviced. These girls will have your heart so fast you'll be on a first-name basis with the Western Union counter-dude.

In all seriousness, do not go looking for love, even in the very back of your mind. It ALWAYS ends badly ... well, 99%. WHEN you break up with that first chica, the pain from your divorce will revisit in a fury. It never fukin heals, so it's best not to apply too much pressure to the wound.

Just sayin'.

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I looked past the obvious and thanks to the other brothers for pointing it out
Find a vet and wingman that will protect you
Pops is a board member and will steer you in the right direction just pm him and let him know where you will be

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Agree. Surround yourself with other members, and in talking with them, suss out which ones you feel can truly understand you, and then use them to vet your questionable decisions (preferably before you execute them).

There are some really good guys on this board (and In SJO in general), but not all are compatible with your life outlook. Find the ones that are, and make friends.

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