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 Post subject: Newb Question on MPs
PostPosted: Fri Aug 04, 2017 12:04 am 
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Hello,

I am quite new to the Massage Parlor concept and maybe this question is so noob nobody bothered to post anything. Can anyone explain or point me to a post that explains what I should expect once I walk in the door of a MP?

Thanks in advance!


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 Post subject: Re: Newb Question on MPs
PostPosted: Fri Aug 04, 2017 2:26 am 
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Expect that you will be nervous
the girls will know it
and you will get laid
its always a rush when you walk in the door of any place of ill repute ime
especially if you are alone
those pussies are there waiting for you to walk in
unless the girls are all in rooms ore talking to other guys
sometimes its 7 or 8 girls and you
and sometimes its hard to pick
and others you wish you could get back out that door without being noticed :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Newb Question on MPs
PostPosted: Fri Aug 04, 2017 9:16 am 
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Mps are another place to meet women. It will be an awkward experience the first time. Don't feel that you have to pick a girl if you walk in. I took a newbie into an mp, Oasis, last week to show him why it is a waste of time to go into most of them. There were about ten girls present that barely rolled over to acknowledge our presence. They would have had to pay me to session. We went to one a hundred yards away, 360, and the newbie was panting with anticipation. Don't expect to find many women in mps that speak English. Expect to find a lot of young Nicas in the better mps. Expect a wide range of what is available as far as girls and what they will do. Expect better conditions to session, (clean beds, fans, better mattresses, showers in the rooms with warm water) in the better mps. If you are lucky you may find incredible quality. The best two sexual experiences in my life came from girls I found in mps. I am married to one of them and see the other regularly.

To me an mp has to be at least tolerably clean and comfortable or I will not go in. They change in lineup regularly. An mp is nothing without a quality lineup. I rate them in this order for quality of lineup and overall experience, 360, Monica's, Relax, Zona II, Idem, New Fantasy. 360 and Monica's bounce back and forth as to lineup quality. Relax is usually good but not quite as good as 360 and Monica's. New Fantasy's lineup has not been great in a long time. Idem and Zona II have attractive women but are over priced.

I approach an mp like I am buying a shirt. I walk in and see if I find anything I like. It is strictly by looks. I generally take a girl for a half hour the first time. If it turns out to terrible sex it is still little loss and a learning experience. There is no school to teach them how to perform. They generally do the best they know how. The great ones just have natural talent.


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