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Make sure you pay attention to what Whitecat tells you. You should NEVER pay cien because you will drive up the prices for everybody else... :lol:

Also, make sure you don't drink too much, because that will drive up the price of drinks. Lastly, don't eat too much while your there, I don't want you driving up the price of pizza in Scores. Thanks. :lol:

Make sure you pay attention to what Whitecat tells you. You should NEVER pay cien because you will drive up the prices for everybody else... :lol:

Tgordon462 wrote:

... and have lurked here for several years gaining insight and information.

in all honesty bud, if you drop $1k on flights, and are looking into a penthouse room, why don't you swing the cost of becoming a paid member of the board?

For a CR freshmen with no contacts, I would think that Christmas week you will only find desperation in the HDR and MPs. Of course the churches will be full, so you could try pulling from there. Just remember to tip at the door. :mrgreen:

Tgordon462 wrote:

I'm doing my due diligence... gonna try to get through as many of the "noob" guides and posts as I can.

I'm already pretty deep into the most recent trip reports...that's been pretty helpful. So far I've learned:

DONT PAY CIEN!!! (lol, unless she's really worth it, or unless I'm really drunk...)

DONT PAY UP FRONT!!! (EVER!)

And...

NO DFK WHEN YOU HAVE GIANT, READY-TO-BURST COLD SORES (thats just gross...)

How am I doing so far???

Reading newbi posts and trip reports are a great way to learn - just do the opposite

You wrote:

NO DFK WHEN YOU HAVE GIANT, READY-TO-BURST COLD SORES (thats just gross...)

Yes, it is - and if this is a condition you experience often, do us all a favor and don't go -

Newbie Lession #1....Don't give any woman Cien!

Scuba1 wrote:

Tgordon462 wrote:

Yeaaahhhh.... that one went right over your head my brother.

Hello there fellow mongers! Allow me to briefly introduce myself...

I am a 40ish dude from NY, fairly well acquainted with the scene here in the NYC area.

Tgordon462 wrote:

Hello there fellow mongers! Allow me to briefly introduce myself...

I am a 40ish dude from NY, fairly well acquainted with the scene here in the NYC area.

There's a NYC scene? Where? What kind of prices are we talkin?

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Tgordon462 wrote:

Hello there fellow mongers! Allow me to briefly introduce myself...

I am a 40ish dude from NY, fairly well acquainted with the scene here in the NYC area.

There's a NYC scene? Where? What kind of prices are we talkin?

Absolutely man...not sure if you're joking?

There are a million MP's...asian, hispanic, russian...

Plenty of incall, both high end and low budget,

Tons of outcall, pretty much whatever you're into...

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Author:	Freerain [ Mon Sep 08, 2014 5:55 pm ]
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TyGordon, When in October? I will be there, staying at Zona II October 6th. Pass by for a beer. Buy a CRT membership and you will see the money you will save.

Author:	Yatzie [ Mon Sep 08, 2014 7:32 pm ]
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Make sure you pay attention to what Whitecat tells you. You should NEVER pay cien because you will drive up the prices for everybody else... Also, make sure you don't drink too much, because that will drive up the price of drinks. Lastly, don't eat too much while your there, I don't want you driving up the price of pizza in Scores. Thanks.

Author:	Freerain [ Mon Sep 08, 2014 7:37 pm ]
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The best response so far. Yatzie wrote: Make sure you pay attention to what Whitecat tells you. You should NEVER pay cien because you will drive up the prices for everybody else... Also, make sure you don't drink too much, because that will drive up the price of drinks. Lastly, don't eat too much while your there, I don't want you driving up the price of pizza in Scores. Thanks.

Author:	BashfulDwarf [ Tue Sep 09, 2014 9:02 am ]
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Yatzie wrote: Make sure you pay attention to what Whitecat tells you. You should NEVER pay cien because you will drive up the prices for everybody else... Also, make sure you don't drink too much, because that will drive up the price of drinks. Lastly, don't eat too much while your there, I don't want you driving up the price of pizza in Scores. Thanks. in addition: Do not fly, or the airlines will hike up airfares. Do not stay in any hotel, or they will raise room fees. Do not buy an exit stamp, or the gov't will raise the cost of such. Try not to have Immigration stamp your passport, because if they get overworked, they will demand higher wages and the economy of the entire country will be put into jeopardy. Do you now all understand the DANGER of paying a chica "CIEN"? Do you want the collapse of the country on your conscience? For the love of GAWD, DO...NOT...PAY..."CIEN"! Just give her a hundred dollar bill instead. Sheesh!

Author:	Tgordon462 [ Tue Sep 09, 2014 12:48 pm ]
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BashfulDwarf wrote: Tgordon462 wrote: ... and have lurked here for several years gaining insight and information. in all honesty bud, if you drop $1k on flights, and are looking into a penthouse room, why don't you swing the cost of becoming a paid member of the board? For a CR freshmen with no contacts, I would think that Christmas week you will only find desperation in the HDR and MPs. Of course the churches will be full, so you could try pulling from there. Just remember to tip at the door. BD, love your posts! But: Who said I wasn't gonna drop a few bucks on VIP?? I fully intend to... I also never said anything about a penthouse room...or Xmas week. Are you easily confused? Or just a little shell shocked from your most recent trip? Either way, no worries, I will make the right choices.

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Author:	Tgordon462 [ Tue Sep 09, 2014 12:49 pm ]
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Scuba1 wrote: Tgordon462 wrote: I'm doing my due diligence... gonna try to get through as many of the "noob" guides and posts as I can. I'm already pretty deep into the most recent trip reports...that's been pretty helpful. So far I've learned: DONT PAY CIEN!!! (lol, unless she's really worth it, or unless I'm really drunk...) DONT PAY UP FRONT!!! (EVER!) And... NO DFK WHEN YOU HAVE GIANT, READY-TO-BURST COLD SORES (thats just gross...) How am I doing so far??? Reading newbi posts and trip reports are a great way to learn - just do the opposite You wrote: NO DFK WHEN YOU HAVE GIANT, READY-TO-BURST COLD SORES (thats just gross...) Yes, it is - and if this is a condition you experience often, do us all a favor and don't go - Yeaaahhhh.... that one went right over your head my brother.

Author:	Tgordon462 [ Tue Sep 09, 2014 12:50 pm ]
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Whitecat wrote: Newbie Lession #1....Don't give any woman Cien! Um, that's been covered my friend. So glad you are actually READING my posts...

Author:	Tgordon462 [ Tue Sep 09, 2014 12:52 pm ]
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Y'know what, I don't think I should buy a CRT VIP membership either... Drumroll......... Might drive up the price of that too!!! Lol. I get it.

Author:	Scuba1 [ Tue Sep 09, 2014 1:57 pm ]
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Tgordon462 wrote: Scuba1 wrote: Tgordon462 wrote: I'm doing my due diligence... gonna try to get through as many of the "noob" guides and posts as I can. I'm already pretty deep into the most recent trip reports...that's been pretty helpful. So far I've learned: DONT PAY CIEN!!! (lol, unless she's really worth it, or unless I'm really drunk...) DONT PAY UP FRONT!!! (EVER!) And... NO DFK WHEN YOU HAVE GIANT, READY-TO-BURST COLD SORES (thats just gross...) How am I doing so far??? Reading newbi posts and trip reports are a great way to learn - just do the opposite You wrote: NO DFK WHEN YOU HAVE GIANT, READY-TO-BURST COLD SORES (thats just gross...) Yes, it is - and if this is a condition you experience often, do us all a favor and don't go - Yeaaahhhh.... that one went right over your head my brother. Leave the jokes to guys like me......... NOTHING went over my head - you gave a really gross example of a disgusting cold sore ready to burst -like a giant zit, I guess and I found it disgusting -thus my comment. We need guys spreading shit like you mentioned - I realize it was a <weak> attempt at a joke - I suppose - like we need more Ebola. Get it now???????

Author:	Orange [ Tue Sep 09, 2014 3:58 pm ]
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Tgordon462 wrote: Hello there fellow mongers! Allow me to briefly introduce myself... I am a 40ish dude from NY, fairly well acquainted with the scene here in the NYC area. There's a NYC scene? Where? What kind of prices are we talkin? _______________________________ Sent from my iPhone 8.25 using Tapatalk

Author:	JazzboCR [ Tue Sep 09, 2014 4:34 pm ]
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Orange wrote: Tgordon462 wrote: Hello there fellow mongers! Allow me to briefly introduce myself... I am a 40ish dude from NY, fairly well acquainted with the scene here in the NYC area. There's a NYC scene? Where? What kind of prices are we talkin? _______________________________ Sent from my iPhone 8.25 using Tapatalk Jokey-jokey but this might help: http://www.wikisexguide.com/wiki/New_Yo ... ostitution

Author:	Tgordon462 [ Tue Sep 09, 2014 9:14 pm ]
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Reading newbi posts and trip reports are a great way to learn - just do the opposite You wrote: NO DFK WHEN YOU HAVE GIANT, READY-TO-BURST COLD SORES (thats just gross...) Yes, it is - and if this is a condition you experience often, do us all a favor and don't go -[/quote] Yeaaahhhh.... that one went right over your head my brother.[/quote] Leave the jokes to guys like me......... NOTHING went over my head - you gave a really gross example of a disgusting cold sore ready to burst -like a giant zit, I guess and I found it disgusting -thus my comment. We need guys spreading shit like you mentioned - I realize it was a <weak> attempt at a joke - I suppose - like we need more Ebola. Get it now???????[/quote] Sorry guy, you still don't get it. I was referencing this post, as part of my due diligence as a site noob... viewtopic.php?f=2&t=45919 And the boys kinda ganged up on ol' ghan for it... BedBreaker wrote: Your herpes are very contagious when cold sore erupts. If you have cold sore or feeling sick please don't spread the virus. It's not very gentlemen like. +1 I completely agree 100%. Not only is it ungentlemanly, it's unsanitary and just utterly disgusting!! You are ruining it for the rest of us that aren't infected. Yuck! Please don't spread your virus!!! Report this post So yeah, you kinda missed it. No biggie.

Author:	Tgordon462 [ Tue Sep 09, 2014 9:17 pm ]
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Orange wrote: Tgordon462 wrote: Hello there fellow mongers! Allow me to briefly introduce myself... I am a 40ish dude from NY, fairly well acquainted with the scene here in the NYC area. There's a NYC scene? Where? What kind of prices are we talkin? Absolutely man...not sure if you're joking? There are a million MP's...asian, hispanic, russian... Plenty of incall, both high end and low budget, Tons of outcall, pretty much whatever you're into... _______________________________ Sent from my iPhone 8.25 using Tapatalk

Author:	Lennydo [ Tue Sep 09, 2014 9:21 pm ]
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GringoTim and Fieldtech.....Come on around about a quarter past 12. I have some Costa Rican girls who are just dying to meetchuuu. Love the Rolling Stones

Author:	JazzboCR [ Tue Sep 09, 2014 11:19 pm ]
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Now that everybody has laid their gross defecations at your feet, may I say once again--Welcome to CRT--your best source of advice and commentary on Costa Rica, message board persuasion (do look up Bro Bilko's blog--lot to learn there). No chance of failure, right?--just how much genuine success (measured in your terms). "A good man learns from his mistakes--a wise man learns from other's mistakes"...and doesn't let ego rule him either.

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