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Author:  Rolleratnight [ Tue Apr 15, 2014 7:28 pm ]
Post subject:  My plan for my up-coming trip
1) I plan to only used metered Taxis to/from airport.

2) I will only take a taxi to Jaco so I get to the right hotel.

3) I will offer the ladies more than they ask so they will choose me over others.

4) I will gamble in CR due to the gaming commission's worldly reputation for honesty and oversight.

5) I will get drunk at Hotel Del Rey because I trust their security to keep riff-raff out.

6) I will exchange dollars for Colones only with those nice folks outside the Del Rey.

7) I will walk through Parque Morazon at night because there are only girls who won't dare fight a man.

8) If a lady is suffering a terrible plight in life, I will ease her suffering with regular payments once I get home.

9) I will have faith in my fellow man (woman) to never lie to me. Honesty is the best policy.

10) Since I am their first customer, condoms are optional.

Any other suggestions?
Author:  BashfulDwarf [ Tue Apr 15, 2014 7:45 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: My plan for my up-coming trip
BD1) I'll watch the clock, because her time is valuable.

BD2) it's always their first time, so I will be gentle and loving.

BD3) I will always TIP, because it is the gentlemanly thing to do.

BD4) If she needs to keep checking her phone, it's ok ... her K*D might be sick.

BD5) I will always pay her taxi fare home, even if she lives in Nicaragua.
Author:  Zunbake3 [ Tue Apr 15, 2014 10:18 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: My plan for my up-coming trip
You guys forgot the very important "Yo"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Author:  BangBang57 [ Tue Apr 15, 2014 10:51 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: My plan for my up-coming trip
Roller, I have a problem with your #7!!!!

You say "Parque Morazon"! Are you sure you meant Parque Morazon :?: P. Morazon is one block square and is located directly behind the Del Mar restaurant and Key Largo and in front of the Holiday Inn Hotel. The small park in front of the school to the east of P. Morazon is a different park as is the park on the next block. This is Parque Espania and is the park you would normally walk thru going and coming between the Sportsmen and the REY. 3 SEPERATE PARKS :idea:

Before moving here I rented a car every time I was here, stayed in the Hotel Morazon, and parked at night in the parking lot next to the Holiday Inn thus I walked thru PARQUE MORAZON many, many times at night; often very late, and that was before they installed the lights! In 20 years I have seen a tranny in PARQUE MORAZON one time and "IT" was in handculfs and was being escorted thru the park from the side of the Holiday Inn!!!!

The park where the trannys hang out is PARQUE ESPANIA :!: :idea:

Maybe many think that the 3 parks are all Morazon; maybe many think ESPANIA is MORAZON!!! Either way I just think PARQUE MORAZON HAS GOTTEN A BAD RAP FOR YEARS WHEN IN FACT IT SHOULD BE PARQUE ESPANIA!! :wink: :P
Author:  Bigal211 [ Tue Apr 15, 2014 11:12 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: My plan for my up-coming trip
No no, they were always in Parque Morazan, but when they saw you parking your car, they ran to Parque españa. None of them wanted to mess with someone named BangBang.
Author:  BangBang57 [ Tue Apr 15, 2014 11:32 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: My plan for my up-coming trip
Bigal211 wrote:
No no, they were always in Parque Morazan, but when they saw you parking your car, they ran to Parque españa. None of them wanted to mess with someone named BangBang.

Guys don't let Bigal fool you!!! They all now hang out on the corner just below his apartment :!: :idea: :roll: :wink:
Author:  BashfulDwarf [ Wed Apr 16, 2014 7:38 am ]
Post subject:  Re: My plan for my up-coming trip
BangBang57 wrote:
Roller, I have a problem with your #7!!!!

You say "Parque Morazon"! Are you sure you meant Parque Morazon :?: P. Morazon is one block square and is located directly behind the Del Mar restaurant and Key Largo and in front of the Holiday Inn Hotel. The small park in front of the school to the east of P. Morazon is a different park as is the park on the next block. This is Parque Espania and is the park you would normally walk thru going and coming between the Sportsmen and the REY. 3 SEPERATE PARKS :idea:

Before moving here I rented a car every time I was here, stayed in the Hotel Morazon, and parked at night in the parking lot next to the Holiday Inn thus I walked thru PARQUE MORAZON many, many times at night; often very late, and that was before they installed the lights! In 20 years I have seen a tranny in PARQUE MORAZON one time and "IT" was in handculfs and was being escorted thru the park from the side of the Holiday Inn!!!!

The park where the trannys hang out is PARQUE ESPANIA :!: :idea:

Maybe many think that the 3 parks are all Morazon; maybe many think ESPANIA is MORAZON!!! Either way I just think PARQUE MORAZON HAS GOTTEN A BAD RAP FOR YEARS WHEN IN FACT IT SHOULD BE PARQUE ESPANIA!! :wink: :P

you gumpy Old, Green man. :mrgreen: His number 7 is fine. In Parque Morazan there are only girls who won't fight a man, and in Parque Espana there are only girlie-men who won't fight a man. They will, however walk backwards in high-heels.

For once, I can speak from experience! :twisted:

Have an Awesome trip, Roller!!
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