BangBang57 wrote:
I was hard headed.
WAS??????
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| Author: | BashfulDwarf [ Fri Feb 21, 2014 9:41 am ] |
| Post subject: | Mongers: Lefties or Righties |
I recently met a couple of brothers for drinks and stories, and, me being a Southpaw (Leftie) I take care not to sit to the right of a Rightie (lest we do the elbow joust). It turns out that all 3 of us happen to be Lefties! What are the odds? Then one of us starts reciting statistics that a high percentage of genius-grade individuals are Lefties, as well as a high percentage of axe-killers and sociopaths (great! thanks for that!). So I decided to start a little poll to see if monger-mentality parallels one of these two insular parties. Well ...? Are you Leftie or Rightie, brother monger? |
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| Author: | JazzboCR [ Fri Feb 21, 2014 12:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Mongers: Lefties or Righties |
Phew! What a relief! I thought from the the Thread title this was gonna be on a forbidden topic. I'm a Rightie but drink and smoke Ambi. As one German twin said to the other, after tumbling their mother down the hillside-"Look, Hans, no Ma ". |
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| Author: | Tropicalsportsman [ Fri Feb 21, 2014 9:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Mongers: Lefties or Righties |
If you wipe your ass with your left hand it feels like somebody else is doing it................ |
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| Author: | JazzboCR [ Sat Feb 22, 2014 12:01 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Mongers: Lefties or Righties |
Tropicalsportsman wrote: If you wipe your ass with your left hand it feels like somebody else is doing it................ And then that somebody else sneaks that mereist digit up in there to the prostate... |
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| Author: | BashfulDwarf [ Sat Feb 22, 2014 12:39 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Mongers: Lefties or Righties |
Tropicalsportsman wrote: If you wipe your ass with your left hand it feels like somebody else is doing it................ always thought of this as a benefit! What exactly are you saying? |
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| Author: | BangBang57 [ Sat Feb 22, 2014 1:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Mongers: Lefties or Righties |
what would be interesting would be the results of the same pole question asked among the working chicas here. I have no figures, just observations over the years, but I would say that (in my experience) probably at least half the working chicas here are lefties. Actually I did read somewhere in the past that a much higher percentage of Latinos are left handed. At that time it was thought that one reason the USA percentage of lefties was much lower was because (in years past) teachers often tried to force American K*ds to right with their right hand. I know they did with me and though I was/am a true total ambidextrous, I was hard headed and refused to write with my right hand till I was forced to after an accident. I now write with which ever hand I happen to pick up the pencil with. |
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| Author: | Bigal211 [ Sun Feb 23, 2014 8:30 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Mongers: Lefties or Righties |
I write with my right, I drink with my left, BUT when I am in bed with a beautiful Latina, I'm amphibious! |
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| Author: | Bigal211 [ Sun Feb 23, 2014 8:34 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Mongers: Lefties or Righties |
BangBang57 wrote: I was hard headed. WAS??????
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| Author: | BangBang57 [ Sun Feb 23, 2014 9:16 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Mongers: Lefties or Righties |
Bigal211 wrote: BangBang57 wrote: I was hard headed. WAS?????? OK, so I STILL am!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bigal211 wrote: I write with my right, I drink with my left, BUT when I am in bed with a beautiful Latina, I'm amphibious! AMPHIBIOUS???? I knew you were a little strange but how did being able to survive on land or in water enter into this topic??????  
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| Author: | Bigal211 [ Sun Feb 23, 2014 9:51 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Mongers: Lefties or Righties |
![/quote] AMPHIBIOUS???? I knew you were a little strange but how did being able to survive on land or in water enter into this topic?????? [/quote]Hey!!! I can't write and think at the same time.
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| Author: | BashfulDwarf [ Sun Feb 23, 2014 10:42 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Mongers: Lefties or Righties |
alright ... fine ... it seems we Southpaw are rare, even among fellow monger brothers. Ok ... so be it. I'm just gunna go sharpen my axe then ... 
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