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SW, thanks. Private showers are on. Not sure about the 'down the hall' thing. Don't feel like queuing up behind a bunch of neked brothers waiting for a turn to hose down. Not that I'm sure you all look absolutely fab after a good sloppy session. Jus' sayin'. :mrgreen:

BashfulDwarf wrote:

HLH has private showers. Relax, New Fantasy, 360 have common showers. Also, don't expect hot water at many MPs.

If you shower in the morning, you shouldnt really need to shower before an MP session. Just slap on some old spice, or in the case of most of you codgers, some OLD old spice.

Oh yes, like MRSA, VRSA, and C-diff which start as a skin disease and then spreads, rampant in hospitals world wide but also available for your demise in common/public showers and baths.

Author:	BashfulDwarf [ Tue May 07, 2013 4:10 pm ]
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Flame away ... I'm pathetic and I accept it. I am only experienced in US-based escort outcall action. My question is one of etiquette and hygiene, and concerns bathing. ... Stop laughing ... Many posts have mentioned showering. ... Wait for it ... Is it typical/expected to shower BEFORE the session? Does this concern MP sessions as well? Are you expected to carry your own shower supplies into an MP? ... Guys, get off the floor, I am serious. ... So there I am, strolling into an MP carrying the session supplies in a pocket, with a towel over my shoulder, swinging soap-on-a-rope. WHAT!?!?! For in-room action, this isn't an issue. But how is it handled 'out' of the room? Do MP rooms have showers? Gawd I feel dweeby asking this ... luckily none of you can spot me in a crowd.

Author:	Seawub [ Tue May 07, 2013 4:28 pm ]
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Most of the MPs will have a shower either in room (Hlh for example) or down the hall (new fantasy for example) you do not need to bring your own supplies and showing before and after the session is pretty common. This is not a overall rule, but I always shower before and after in 98% of my sessions be it in room or at a MP. Some of the cheaper MPs do not have showers (3 of the 4 on Calle 6 do not have a shower). But the ones that do I have always seen soap and towels available. Just try not to get your chicas hair wet, they hate that shit.

Author:	1Atmplease [ Tue May 07, 2013 5:26 pm ]
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dont carry your shaving kit. read newbie section. print. study. research. bring your own condoms. choose where you are staying carefully. find candyland and 360. cruise del ray. drink at SL. mission accomplished.

Author:	Mattyice [ Tue May 07, 2013 7:15 pm ]
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LOL, if you walk into an MP with a towel on your shoulder and soap on a rope around your neck, I'm pretty sure everyone there, including the chicas, will bust out laughing. But maybe that's a good thing, girls like guys that can make them laugh.

Author:	CRGolfer [ Tue May 07, 2013 7:37 pm ]
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bashful, no matter what someone says I applaud you for your question... and don't forget it or be ashamed to ask more. The only stupid question is the question you do not have the stones to ask. And borther Seawub's response was what you should expect to get from any self respecting monger. It is inevitable that you will get a rant from a few tools on here about tica versus chica, versus puta, but ignore their arrogance and ask away as most will be happy to answer with real deal answers.

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Author:	BashfulDwarf [ Tue May 07, 2013 9:50 pm ]
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wow, 1At ... pretty clinical there. Maybe you could inject a few "get laids" in there somewhere ... preferably before the "mission accomplished".

Author:	BashfulDwarf [ Tue May 07, 2013 9:54 pm ]
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SW, thanks. Private showers are on. Not sure about the 'down the hall' thing. Don't feel like queuing up behind a bunch of neked brothers waiting for a turn to hose down. Not that I'm sure you all look absolutely fab after a good sloppy session. Jus' sayin'.

Author:	San Te [ Tue May 07, 2013 10:28 pm ]
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BashfulDwarf wrote: SW, thanks. Private showers are on. Not sure about the 'down the hall' thing. Don't feel like queuing up behind a bunch of neked brothers waiting for a turn to hose down. Not that I'm sure you all look absolutely fab after a good sloppy session. Jus' sayin'. HLH has private showers. Relax, New Fantasy, 360 have common showers. Also, don't expect hot water at many MPs.

Author:	BashfulDwarf [ Wed May 08, 2013 11:17 am ]
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San Te wrote: BashfulDwarf wrote: SW, thanks. Private showers are on. Not sure about the 'down the hall' thing. Don't feel like queuing up behind a bunch of neked brothers waiting for a turn to hose down. Not that I'm sure you all look absolutely fab after a good sloppy session. Jus' sayin'. HLH has private showers. Relax, New Fantasy, 360 have common showers. Also, don't expect hot water at many MPs. If the session is hot, the shower can be cold.

Author:	Mattyice [ Thu May 09, 2013 1:57 pm ]
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If you shower in the morning, you shouldnt really need to shower before an MP session. Just slap on some old spice, or in the case of most of you codgers, some OLD old spice.

Author:	BashfulDwarf [ Thu May 09, 2013 2:34 pm ]
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careful Matty ... don't rile the octogenarians ... they've got decades of experience on us, and could call us out in the gulch.

Author:	San Te [ Thu May 09, 2013 3:20 pm ]
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Mattyice wrote: If you shower in the morning, you shouldnt really need to shower before an MP session. Just slap on some old spice, or in the case of most of you codgers, some OLD old spice. and some wonder why ymmv... Chicas like clean; not showering can earn you a CBJ rather than a BBBJ

Author:	LAdiablo [ Thu May 09, 2013 3:54 pm ]
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yeah i don't get the "if you showered in the morning don't worry" part either. whether its a massage or sex with another person taking a shower prior to the event is not only decent, its just the right thing to do. never a bad time to clean up imo. and the girls definitely appreciate a fresh smelling gent. they tend to know the guys who smell as word gets around. if i am going to hit an mp or more public shower i tend to wear a pair of rubber flip flops so i can keep them on in the shower and walk across the room. lots of things i prefer not to think about all over those floors.

Author:	DGD [ Thu May 09, 2013 4:18 pm ]
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Oh yes, like MRSA, VRSA, and C-diff which start as a skin disease and then spreads, rampant in hospitals world wide but also available for your demise in common/public showers and baths.

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Author:	BashfulDwarf [ Thu May 09, 2013 6:08 pm ]
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DGD wrote: Oh yes, like MRSA, VRSA, and C-diff which start as a skin disease and then spreads, rampant in hospitals world wide but also available for your demise in common/public showers and baths. full body condoms are on order! Sheesh!