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Alright, read as much as I can for the time being. I'm sure all of these questions have been answered before, but I'm sick of reading.

Work in the northern Alberta Oil Patch and have a couple weeks off for Christmas. This will be my first trip to Costa Rica. I'm 28 years old. Just looking for somewhere warm and some hot girls to bed. It's already -35C (-31F) tonight with the windchill.

I'll be registering for my VIP CRT card.

I'm assuming my fellow single travelers will be older than me?

I'm going to book at Sportsmans Lodge. Bill seems pretty cool from some YouTube videos and what I've read here it seems like a very secure/safe accommodations. Anything special going on for Christmas at SL? Any other single guys going down the same time? Could always use a Mentor?

I understand Christmas is a bad time to go as the girls go home to their families. Is it still possible to pick up ticas? Does the quality go down hill? I'm not looking to go on a 24/7 Viagra fueled fuckfest but a hot girl every couple nights would be nice. What kind of action could be expected at the DR?

Is the Pantera Rosa safe for gringos? Read conflicting reports. I've always wanted a BJ from a stripper.

NEWBIE QUESTION: If I pick up a girl from another bar, will she just jump in a taxi with me?

Are the Taxis safe? Are there specific drivers that cater to gringos?

Are there areas/places I should avoid? I'm assuming since Costa Rica is just North of the Cocaine Capital that drugs are a big issue here. Do a lot of girls use them? Will I be hasseled to buy them by dealers or even some of the ticas?

How does the local population view gringos? Is being Canadian beneficial?

Do the girls have issues with American made condoms? Not sure how safe I feel with third world rubbers. Anyone recommend a condom for CBJ's.

Are the girls looking for rich gringos to marry? Is it beneficial to be honest and mention I'm only here to bang them? (couldn't figure out a nicer way to say that) Will some try to sucker me into giving them money every month?

I know absolutely no Spanish. Issue?

To be blunt, I'm fat, hairy and ugly. Can this effect my chances at picking up the ladies?

Any other advice or tips will always be appreciated.

JohnnyC3D

Alright, read as much as I can for the time being. I'm sure all of these questions have been answered before, but I'm sick of reading.

Work in the northern Alberta Oil Patch and have a couple weeks off for Christmas. This will be my first trip to Costa Rica. I'm 28 years old. Just looking for somewhere warm and some hot girls to bed. It's already -35C (-31F) tonight with the windchill.

I'll be registering for my VIP CRT card.

I'm assuming my fellow single travelers will be older than me? .........that is a correct assumption but there will be a few mongers your age.

I'm going to book at Sportsmans Lodge. Bill seems pretty cool from some YouTube videos and what I've read here it seems like a very secure/safe accommodations. Anything special going on for Christmas at SL? Any other single guys going down the same time? Could always use a Mentor? ..........SL is a good place for a 1st timer.

I understand Christmas is a bad time to go as the girls go home to their families. Is it still possible to pick up ticas? Does the quality go down hill? I'm not looking to go on a 24/7 Viagra fueled fuckfest but a hot girl every couple nights would be nice. What kind of action could be expected at the DR? ...........SLOW, Friday and Saturday will still be the best days

Is the Pantera Rosa safe for gringos? Read conflicting reports. I've always wanted a BJ from a stripper. .......Not near SL requires taxi drive, you better off at the Rey.

NEWBIE QUESTION: If I pick up a girl from another bar, will she just jump in a taxi with me? ........some will some won't depnds on which bar SL and DR will go with. If its a MP then you have to get there # and meet later

Are the Taxis safe? Are there specific drivers that cater to gringos? Use the red taxis with the orange triangle they are the official ones. The others are bootleg.

Are there areas/places I should avoid? I'm assuming since Costa Rica is just North of the Cocaine Capital that drugs are a big issue here. Do a lot of girls use them? Will I be hasseled to buy them by dealers or even some of the ticas? take taxis at night, some girls use some don't, you might be hassled a little just ignore and walk away. Do not take anything they try to hand you.

How does the local population view gringos? Is being Canadian beneficial? Some like us, some don't, canadian is seen the same as american

Do the girls have issues with American made condoms? Not sure how safe I feel with third world rubbers. Anyone recommend a condom for CBJ's. always bring your own condoms, whatever brand you use in Canada will be fine.

Are the girls looking for rich gringos to marry? Is it beneficial to be honest and mention I'm only here to bang them? (couldn't figure out a nicer way to say that) Will some try to sucker me into giving them money every month? some, no and yes

I know absolutely no Spanish. Issue? some speak some kind of english, you can print the phrases from the newbie section

To be blunt, I'm fat, hairy and ugly. Can this effect my chances at picking up the ladies? You got cash in your pocket, right? no problem

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as my father says "better to be lucky than good"

Thanks for the info! Appreciate it.

save some money and Join CRT and get discounts for rooms, drinks and meals in some locations, the cost will pay for it self in just one trip.


go to discount page for a full list

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My best friend was the clock on the wall, and he turned out not to be much of a friend in the end

AND this close to Xmas, don't email call the hotels for a reservation...

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My best friend was the clock on the wall, and he turned out not to be much of a friend in the end

JohnnyC3D Partially Wrote


Only if you think it will. If you have the amount of money for whatever the lady you are talking to requests, you are Brad Pitt. I am fat, and old, but in my mind I am more like Fabio. Fortunately for men, women are not into looks as much as men, especially when money is involved. Be clean, not drunk (at least slobbering, obnoxious drunk), and carry yourself like you own the place and you will do fine.

health & happiness.......

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I understand Christmas is a bad time to go as the girls go home to their families. Is it still possible to pick up ticas? Does the quality go down hill? I'm not looking to go on a 24/7 Viagra fueled fuckfest but a hot girl every couple nights would be nice. What kind of action could be expected at the DR?


Johnny, you sound like a good guy - and Bone Pony gave you some good advice - I think anytime is a good time to go - with the exception of Easter week, and a day or so before and after Christmas - the times you plan to be ther - still, while there are better times to visit, at its wost Costa Rica is likely lots better than where you are coming from - just plan to avoid Easter and Christmas in the future - you will have a good time - also don't ignore the Massage Parlors, and do join CRT as a paid VIP member.

(And remember - TICA means Costa Rican female - its not another word for prostitute - so don't use the terms interchangably - I could write a ton on this and how guys have gotten in trouble using this term, with Ticos <male Costa Ricans,> but you seem like a smart lad that might get it the first time being told )

Hey Johnny, you must be loaded working in the oil patch. The chicas will lust over you with all that canuck money you will be bringing down. As a fellow canuck, the chicas are curious that you are from the great white north. They don't see too many canucks in SJ. At the end of the day, you are just another potential customer.

I might be down after christmas maybe we could get together for a beer.....too bad you can't get molson canadian down in sj.

Have a good day ehhhh,
Attila

Thanks for the heads up Scuba! is their a more acceptable name for the prostitutes. Ex: Thailand refers to them as Bar Girls if I am correct?

Thanks Guys for all the info. Stoked about the trip.

Flight is booked. Arriving December 20th, departing the 29th.

Better deals or is availability the issue?

I was thinking about traveling to Jaco 23/24 to 26/27. Better action during Christmas? Plus I got to at least see the ocean

[quote="JohnnyC3D"]I'll be registering for my VIP CRT card.

Smart move.

I'm assuming my fellow single travelers will be older than me?
Yes, most will be.

I'm going to book at Sportsmans Lodge. Bill seems pretty cool from some YouTube videos and what I've read here it seems like a very secure/safe accommodations.
I would make the SL my second choice and the Hotel Little Havana my first choice. But both should be able to cut you a deal on the price since they will be pretty empty. With HLH, you get the 'legs and eggs' special and a discount rate on sessions if you are a guest. AND you are just a short walk to the SL.
Anything special going on for Christmas at SL? Any other single guys going down the same time? Could always use a Mentor?

The CRT brotherhood is strong, and folks are always happy to answer questions. However, at that time of year, you will encounter few, but much more amenable chicas - need that last minute Xmas money-, as many mongers don't go down there. Both mongers and providers want to be home for the holidays.
I understand Christmas is a bad time to go as the girls go home to their families. Is it still possible to pick up ticas? Does the quality go down hill? I'm not looking to go on a 24/7 Viagra fueled fuckfest but a hot girl every couple nights would be nice. What kind of action could be expected at the DR?

You have realistic expectations, so you should do fine. You will have less competition, and that might be the one time of the year that those hot imported Colombians will not be so mercenary and will want to 'wife up' with a nice, young, flat bellied, client for a few night for a reasonable price - say, $200 a night in your nice hotel room vs. their flop house or whore dorm, plus all their meals and drinks - because they, too, are far from home during Xmas, don't want to spend Xmas alone, and would appreciate a human connection. Have a couple of wrapped presents for the night of the 24th and make her day!

NEWBIE QUESTION: If I pick up a girl from another bar, will she just jump in a taxi with me?
Yes. If she wants to go to your room and session, she will have to.

Are the Taxis safe? Are there specific drivers that cater to gringos?
All of them would love to cater to gringos. However if you don't have a cell phone, you will have to call them from either your hotel phone, of the chica's phone. The guy that will pick you up at the airport would love for you to call him when you have a need, and especially for your return to the airport. But many times, for short trips between bars and your hotel, you will just get a regular cab and pay what is on the meter.
Are there areas/places I should avoid?
After dark, take a registered cab between locations unless you speak Spanish fluently, have a black belt in some martial arts or are armed, and/or a graduate of a Tier 1 commando school or are travelling with someone or two with those qualities. Avoid the wooded park between the SL and the DR as it is a great place to get mugged. I'm assuming since Costa Rica is just North of the Cocaine Capital that drugs are a big issue here. Do a lot of girls use them? Will I be hasseled to buy them by dealers or even some of the ticas?
I am stickler on this. I don't want to see the inside of a local jail or prison, so I avoid teeny boppers and drugs, even weed. Unstable chicas, undiagnosed medical conditions, booze, drugs of unknown quality, can lead to a passed out or catatonic or violent chica in your room. It is rare to be propositioned by dealers, but it can happen. \just say no. It is rare to encounter a drug using chica.
How does the local population view gringos? Is being Canadian beneficial?\
Yes. They will consider you a Canadian gringo. But it depends upon the gringo. Are you loud, obnoxious, drunk in public, and draw attention to yourself? They are used to gringos of all stripes.
Do the girls have issues with American made condoms? Not sure how safe I feel with third world rubbers. Anyone recommend a condom for CBJ's.
No issue with American made condoms. Avoid 3rd world rubbers.
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Are the girls looking for rich gringos to marry? Some are. Is it beneficial to be honest and mention I'm only here to bang them? No, it is already implied, unless you let it be known that you are lonely and desparate and believe that you can find your soul mate in the Del Rey because you have the emotional maturity of Debra Winger in An Officer and a Gentleman. (couldn't figure out a nicer way to say that) Will some try to sucker me into giving them money every month? Only if you let it be known that you are an ATM machine with the survival instincts you had when you were a little boy.

I know absolutely no Spanish. Issue?
Start learning it now! The better your language skills, the better your experience.

To be blunt, I'm fat, hairy and ugly.
You are 28 years old, man. You are too young to be packing the pounds of a 50 year old man. Skip dinner a few times a week and go to the gym instead. Hungry after substituting dinner with a 500 calory work out and some fruits and veggies? Go to bed early and hungry. You will be amazed what an extra hour of sleep and skipping a bunch of fats and carbs after 7pm will do for you sleep, waist line, and mood. Drink a gallon of water a day. Water, not booze, not frizzy drinks, nothing sugary. The week before you arrive, drink lots of pineapple juice to make your sweat and your jizz smell/taste nice.

Hairy? Get a waxing job or better yet, buy a couple of bottles of dipalitory cream and slather it all over yourself. \can't reach your back? get that part waxed./

Ugly is subjective, but if you start taking working your advantages, like your body's ability to respond to diet and exercise and you current high levels of testosterone, you will be way ahead of the game.

Prepping for the trip is part of the fun.
Can this effect my chances at picking up the ladies?
\yes. A little. Chicas appreciate clean and well groomed, and if you were 28 and average looking/smelling, spoke some spanish, and was a little bit charming, they will treat you better than the mongers who are twice your age, reek of tobacco breath, and have dirt under their finger nails.Any other advice or tips will always be appreciated.

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Simply call them "Chicas" which means girls

Pantera Rosa seemed pretty safe to me (inside). Outside is a different story. Take taxis at night. That goes for anywhere you go to.

Most stripclubs are FS and you can have 4-5 sessions at Pantera Rosa vs 1 at DR..

Johnny3CD,

Most strip joints in SJ are clip joints. If you really want a BJ from a stripper, it's easier to go to Toronto or Montreal. As for the Canadian thing, I've heard some girls say they like us more than Americans because we're not as loud or pushy, but remember, these girls will tell you anything to get your money, so take what you hear with a grain of salt.

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