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Author:  Freerain [ Mon May 28, 2012 9:30 am ]
Post subject:  11 Days till my first HLH Adventure...Questions

Good Morning
As I anxiously await my first trip to San Jose (June 7-16) and after reading this forum for about a month, I just have a few questions.

1. Any update on the current line-up of chicas at HLH?
2. Besides the mongering, what other activities are there in the San Jose area that you would recommend.
3. What outdoor markets are the best ones to visit.
4. If anyone would like to share on a volcano/ beach tour, please send me a pm.
5. There are many mixed reports on walking around HLH, SL etc. Is it safe?
6. After hotel costs, what would be a realistic daily budget for chicas, drinks, food ?
7. I am only looking for the GFE type ladies. Is it proper etiquette to ask for this when I meet a chica ??

Thank-you in advance for your help.
Freerain

Author:  SinCity [ Mon May 28, 2012 1:30 pm ]
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1) current lineup changes on daily basis but hlh has chicas for every taste short/tall, thin/full bodied, blond/dark hair, porn star/gfe. Just walk in, order a drink find something for your tastes. An hour later could be many diff girls as new ones come to work, others finish sessions etc. Dont worry, youll be happy.

7) certainly you can ask them, thats part of the interview, getting to know them over a drink. Tell them youre a romantic & are looking for the same. Tell them how much you enjoy kissing & foreplay. Your intuition will let you know if youve found what your looking for or a hustler.

Author:  Cujo's [ Mon May 28, 2012 3:59 pm ]
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While this board is a great source of info, it also fosters false pretenses.. :|

Just go and have fun, understand that if you aren't conversational in spanish, its probably best to stick with the mp's. :idea:
Genuine gfe's usually don't happen unless the chica is in to you.

Welcome to the board 8)


Cujo

Author:  Fieldtech [ Mon May 28, 2012 4:14 pm ]
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3) I don't know about outdoor markets and would like to know about the same. But you should stop into the Mercado Central. It's a large indoor maze of little shops full of everything. Good place to get gifts. I buy my coffee there right before I leave.

5) I walked around downtown all day several times on my first trip. The map you can print out from here was invaluable. I have to admit I got lost and had to backtrack a couple of times. Beware street signs can be few and far between and are some times on buildings, some times not. I had no problem anywhere I went but kept quite aware of my surroundings at all times. I'm sure there are parts of San Jose where walking isn't advised. The advice on this board is consistent to take a taxi at all times at night. This is something I took heed of and didn't deviate from.

Author:  Mike321 [ Mon May 28, 2012 10:15 pm ]
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just go and have fun.Dont worry about your spanish speaking abilities,it helps but is not mandatory to find what your looking for.

Author:  JTF-Bravo [ Tue May 29, 2012 12:04 am ]
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1. Any update on the current line-up of chicas at HLH?

Can change daily, even hourly. Don't worry, you will always be outnumbered, and if you don't like the line-up, there are other venues within walking distance.

2. Besides the mongering, what other activities are there in the San Jose area that you would recommend.

Work out, eat vegetables (like tomatoes) that don't taste like shredded vegetables (i.e. they were grown in dark, rich volcanic soil, and not a factory farm that is only one step above hydroponics), meet locals and expats you would never have met back home, take long walks with a wingman, try the Asian food at Ting Ho or Peruvian seafood at the "soda" across the street, go shopping in the walking plaza...

5. There are many mixed reports on walking around HLH, SL etc. Is it safe?

It is like most parts of Manhattan. Daytime, OK. If normal locals are out and about during the work hours (7am-7pm) you are OK. Dusk, not so good. Nighttime....I would not do it unless I was armed, had one or two wingmen and/or your last fist fight was NOT in grade school. Personally, I will occassionally do it but I have moderate skills, good street sense, walk real fast, and armed most of the time.

6. After hotel costs, what would be a realistic daily budget for chicas, drinks, food ?

Depends what you like to eat and how much, how much you drink, and what kind of chicas you like/how much you want to pay them. These are really three different budgets. You can eat well for less than $20 a day. You can pay $35 and tip $15 and have two HLH chicas a day, or spend $60-100 on some Del Rey or SL independent, or you can pay a lot less at one of the day time MPs. Up to you.

Think of it this way: If you have a steady job in the states and you aren't stupid with your money, you will always replace the money you spend in SJO. However, you only get one chance to have a day/night full of good experiences every day. You will never replace that day, or the memory of a less-than-memorable experience. In the future, you will not regret not having the money, but you will regret not having the best experiences you could have. The memories/photos/videos of that rock-your-world, squirrels-on-crack, eyes-rolling-into-the-back-of-your-head sexual experience are priceless.

7. I am only looking for the GFE type ladies. Is it proper etiquette to ask for this when I meet a chica ??

Communication and empathy. Does she speak English? Do you speak Spanish? Can you establish empathy? (They call it being 'simpatico') Talk, make her laugh, answer her basic concerns: Is this guy cheap/disgusting/creepy? Can you make that human connection before you hit the sheets? If not, is she professional enough and a good enough actress to fake it? Are you so physically repulsive that she can't stand the dirt under you fingernails, the onion in your breath, your double/triple chin, and your attempts to hide your BO with too much cheap cologne?

Author:  Freerain [ Tue May 29, 2012 6:19 am ]
Post subject:  Re: 11 Days till my first HLH Adventure...Questions

Perfect JTF-Bravo
This really helps. 8)

Author:  JTF-Bravo [ Tue May 29, 2012 8:53 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 11 Days till my first HLH Adventure...Questions

Freerain wrote:
Perfect JTF-Bravo
This really helps. 8)


No problem, bro.

Come to SJO for a real vacation. At home, you are always in a rush and have no time to take care of yourself. What do I like to do when I am down there. Nothing. No schedule, no plans, no deadlines. I bring a good book, I pick a bored chica at a bar to do my nails, and then either take her upstairs or tip her with cash, a drink, or a meal. Or I might get it done at a beauty salon. I get a hair cut. I sleep like I have no where to go in the morning. I read a book at a leisurely pace. I try not to watch CNN or Fox, and check out the cute pinups in the local papers. I might visit the new sports stadium or go for a long daytime walk and see if I can find my way back to my hotel without asking for directions. It is called "R&R" for a reason.

Some people call it "the interview," but don't treat it as such. People like to feel important, and looking into the chica's eyes and spending a few minutes making her feel pretty and smart and interesting and wanted will help her flip that internal switch in her brain that goes from "mechanical/professional/impersonal/clinical" to "spontaneous/warm/experimental/friendly." You can tell in 10 minutes if the chica likes sex, dislikes sex, pretends to like sex with you, or wants to find out if she will like having sex with you.....if you have the ability to read basic human signals.

Now, my friend, you must tell us the source for your Canadian girl avatar gif......

Author:  Freerain [ Tue May 29, 2012 9:21 pm ]
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Thanks again JTF
I simply found it ion Google .

Author:  Crazyhorse0017 [ Wed May 30, 2012 6:27 pm ]
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Freerain, I just spent a week at HLH...You are absolutely going to love that place. I didn't want to leave..and re-booked within 3hrs of arriving back home. I haven't done all the math yet, but I was thrilled at my room/bar tab for the week at HLH.

JTF-Bravo gives straight up advice. To add to the veggie thing..eat lots of celery and pineapple..the chicas appreciate it.
Have a great trip,
CH

Author:  Fieldtech [ Wed May 30, 2012 11:13 pm ]
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Celery and pineapple?

Author:  Boynton [ Wed May 30, 2012 11:34 pm ]
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Author:  Boynton [ Wed May 30, 2012 11:37 pm ]
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Author:  JTF-Bravo [ Wed May 30, 2012 11:43 pm ]
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Fieldtech wrote:
Celery and pineapple?


Many chicas refuse to do BBBJ because they are repulsed by the taste of your leche.

It will taste according to how well you eat and whether or not you hydrate. You know how some people's sweat smells horrible....until they eat better or sweat so much that all the foul smelling gunk has come out of their pores?

Drink water. And drink pineapple juice. And eat pineapple. And use a sweat box once in a while. I take a gallon jug of water and sit and drink until the water is gone and I have sweated out my pores for an hour. Do these thing and you will get rid of the "funky spunk."

I haven't heard about celery, but it has got to be good for cleaning out your insides (lots of fiber like pineapple)
and making you smell good from the inside out.

Personally, I start drinking pineapple juice a few days before the trip, drink a whole can while I am at the airport, and then try to score some while I am down there.

It is part of taking care of yourself and treating a trip down there like a health retreat...with lots of sex.

Author:  Fieldtech [ Thu May 31, 2012 3:14 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 11 Days till my first HLH Adventure...Questions

I have never heard about that but will have to give it a try. Thanks for the info.

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