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Newbie here and I'm guessing these are stupid questions but here it goes

How does the massage parlors work? For example, if I stay at the HLH, do I just call front desk to bring a girl to my room or do I go to a room and choose which girl I want and take her to my room? How would you know which girl would do a better service? Should I just ask people that work there? Reading the posts, its kinda hard to gauge that when people are just posting about the sex experience only when sharing.

Also, what happens (I'M GUESSING??) is that when you both are in the room, she brings out a massage table or take you to the bed and give you a mediocre to below average massage (is it even a good massage even though that is not the main thing??) for about 15-20 minutes and then you Phuck for the rest of the hour? Is there negotiations during the massage, before, the session starts or right before you are about to Phuck? Is there restrictions of things they do with you or is it pretty much everything goes?

How much is it? I see that the HLH will charge you 35 bucks if you are a CRT member and staying at the hotel. Is that just for the massage only or does that include the phucking too? Do you have to tip the girl after she is done with the deed or does the 35 bucks include all that?

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If staying at HLH, you'd go to the bar and pick your girls(s) like usual. For assistance, ask Boyd (Bktuna), he should be around, he would know who the better girls are.



Yeah, while these places are so-called "massage parlors", that's really just a cover story, they're essentially brothels and most guys just want sex. A lot of the girls will start out with a short mediocre-at-best massage before getting to the BJ and sex, but if you do want a good massage, first ask around for the better massage girls and tell her you want a long massage.

As for what things the girls will do, it varies a lot. Some girls are GFE-types, some girls are total porno freaks and will do BBBJ, DATY and anal and two pops without even being asked, some will want extra money for anything beyond CBJ and one pop, and others are more reserved and won't do BBBJ, DATY and anal at all. You'll usually have to negotiate first for any "extras" if you want to be sure of getting them.



The $35 is for one hour in your room, you don't have to pay any more than that. Some girls will try to take advantage of you and say that you have to pay more to them, but don't believe it, they're just scamming you. Others will ask beforehand for more money for extras like BBBJ, DATY, anal or two pops. Now, if a girl gives you a great experience without asking for any money, it's customary to give her a small tip afterwards, but it's not required.

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Thanks for clearing that for me. I guess the sportsman lodge is considered an MP too because you are technically picking chicks up at the bar and taking them to a room just like the HLH. I was thinking that the MP's actually took you in a room, showered you down, massaged you for a bit and then take care of business. Kinda like the Asian MP's but boy was I wrong.

I would also say that it's the same as getting take out from the Del Rey because you are taking a girl from the hotel bar and taking her to a room except that the prices have to be negotiated which average 60-80 bucks per hour? On top of the fact that Del Ray has better quality at most of any given time.

I'm glad I go that straightened out because I probably would of expected more and became disappointed. Either way, you can't beat the price.

I guess talking to Boyd is the key in finding what type of girl you want. When you tip a girl, do you think 5 dollars is plenty or is it too much? I have no idea on the tipping structure considering that 35 bones is already so cheap to begin with.

I will be more than happy to help you, regardless of where you are staying. Here at HLH if you are a hotel guest it is $35 for an hour and you use your hotel room. The girls are advised not to push for tips, lie about fees or upcharge but it does happen. I personally suggest you stand firm and tell the girl that you will tip for good service (if you intend to be a tippper). Typically the girls consider a good tip $10 to $20. Upcharges are case by case and my only real helpful suggestion is to have those discussions before you go to the room. You can also discreetly ask me.

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Yeah, the MP's in CR are essentially brothels in all but name. Since pimping is illegal, the "massage parlor" name is used instead so they can be legal. Technically most if not all of the them are pensiones, short-term room-rental places. See, you're not paying the place for the girl, but for the room, usually for an hour, and if something more than just a massage should happen, well, that's of no concern to to anyone else.

The girls at the HDR and SL are true independents, you negotiate and pay them directly, and they keep all the money, so they're not MP's. However, since they are hotels with hookers in the on-site bars, they do indeed act like a brothel. Face it, the HDR especially is one giant pink whorehouse.

$5 is plenty for a tip at HLH, and it should be enough, but years of excessive tipping practices by gringos have spoiled the girls, many of them will want $20 or even more, unless Boyd has cracked down on that issue. Best to find a newer girl who hasn't yet been taught to demand $20 tips, those girls won't even ask for a tip, so anything you give them will be appreciated. Pamela is no longer there, so that helps, she was notorious for training her proteges in demanding big tips.

Think of MP to be equivalent to Massage Penis. Don't go crazy on tipping. And, there are plenty of girls so take your time shopping.

Dean

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my first wingman sent me this, how true

" most of the girls down here, lie as a self defense mechanism and to not have to face the truth, thinking most men couldn't accept them knowing the whole truth. Simpler, they may just want men to think they are as perfect as they want to appear to them, trying to hide what they consider to be the ugly truth about themselves. And I may be reading more into it than is there, but I do believe they consider the basis of the lies to be justified."

love her or hate her Pamela added alot to hlh

Tip heavily, these chicas have Babi*s to support.

You damn straight... my standard propina is 50 bucks. If you think that's something, you should see what I tip the HDR bartenders!

Berk.... saving one chica at a time

Hey, as funny as this is? some of them need to go get A TABLE AND GO THAT ROUTE!!!

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