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PostPosted: Tue May 11, 2010 9:20 pm 
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Anyone care to elaborate on what they do to chica-proof their hotel room?


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PostPosted: Tue May 11, 2010 9:24 pm 
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Pretty simple...lock everything up in the safe, and if you have a minibar that doesn't have a lock, ask the hotel staff to clear it out for you. You NEVER want to fall asleep/pass out with at chica in the bed with you that you don't know really well...and even then, don't let your guard down..I learned the hard way a few years back...
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PostPosted: Tue May 11, 2010 9:41 pm 
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Also lock your passport, some of your credit cards, and some cash in the safe. You don't want to go out with all your cash and credit cards. ANd never with your actual passport.

As for chica proofing, lock your camera, ipod, laptop...anyything! Watch the mini....I don't make a big deal about it but if you head to the bathroom, sure as hell, when you come out, she'll be drinking, eating, and maybe smoking something from the mini.

I once met a chica from KL, we went out to another disco that night and partied real hard. We got back to my room and after a few rounds in la cama, I just passed out. I woke a few hours later, and I had left my ipod and Bose Speaker out since we were listening to it before bed, and she was gone. I thought for sure she made off with my stuff, instantly looked for the ipod and it was there. Whew, I'll never do that again. Oh, and then she comes from out of the bathroom. She was cool and I was lucky with that one.

Another thing, when you get in your room, they always go to the bathroom, that is a good time to take your wallet out of your pants pocket and get it in the safe. Don't fall asleep with your wallet in your pocket.

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PostPosted: Tue May 11, 2010 10:54 pm 
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Captain Cohiba wrote:
Another thing, when you get in your room, they always go to the bathroom, that is a good time to take your wallet out of your pants pocket and get it in the safe. Don't fall asleep with your wallet in your pocket.
PURA VIDA!

Why even have your wallet in your pocket? I keep it very simple - I carry a copy of my passport and immigration stamp and the amount of money I plan to spend that night. Everything else is in the safe.


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PostPosted: Wed May 12, 2010 2:09 am 
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Trust is the one beautiful thing CR doesn't have. Real simple--lock it or lose it. BTW, another good thing about the Dunn Inn--minibars have hasps and locks; key to which is on the room key, so I throw the whole mess in the safe...and lock it.

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PostPosted: Wed May 12, 2010 7:01 am 
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Buenas Tacticas!

Good Tactics!

Be bery bery careful you waskily wabbit!

Deez girls are bery bery shrewd and full of twickary!


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PostPosted: Wed May 12, 2010 10:47 am 
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The first step is to chose a chica that acts right... Any sort of aggressive tactics by the chica to get you for a session is an indicator that you may have a girl who is hustling you in every capacity to include looking around your room..

I know most may think that we (mongers) can't always guess which chica may be this way, but I think we can do better in ascertaining things like that. Usually guys don't worry about it 'cause all they can think about is getting her in bed.

Just sayin'...you can tell if your getting "jobbed" by the chicas out in the bar can't you? If not, and instead are flattered; it can mean trouble....



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PostPosted: Wed May 12, 2010 1:02 pm 
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Handcuff her to the bedpost!! Oh and if you forget to sleep with one eye open then you may be buying the hotel a new bedpost. :)

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