www.CostaRicaTicas.com

I've had a running joke with my Cuban barber for years... its something we call "The Dream" - he always asks me when I walk in

"So... Eric..... You have The Dream???"

The Dream is our long-ago established code phrase for a threesome (FFM you sick fucks).



So far... the answer has been "no.... but I tried" or similar... .

Well, I told him recently I'm going to Costa Rica and will be achieving this goal - you've never seen a bigger smile from the old guy. He is expecting a good story.


Checklist for 8 Days:

Suitcase Locks / James Bond Passport case
immodium / pepto / advil
5 Pack of Toothbrushes / Tongue Cleaner / Floss
iPod with 1000s of options + Tiny but awesome battery powered iPod speakers
Printout of Passport Scan and Tickets, left at home + one brought along
2 Pair of Jeans / Shorts / 4 TShirts / 2 Flowered Shirts / 10 Boxers / Socks / Swimsuit
Condoms, two dozen / Astroglide in Small Containers
luminesent little girls bracelets
+ 2 packs of cherry lipgloss, individually wrapped
waterproof digital camera


What did I miss?

you can leave that stuff at home....it can't compare to what is available in CR

DIACORT!

that shit works!

in Colombia, HIDROSIN!

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The difference between a Sea Story and a Fairy Tale is that a Fairy Tale starts out 'Once Upon a Time..' and a Sea Story starts out 'This is no Shit...'

(export version only, some restrictions may apply, some assembly required, not valid where the sun don't shine...

if you live in the states of Poverty, Darkness or anywhere outside of The Blessings of Civilization Trust, Inc...other rules may apply)

Unless you're going to the beach, forget the swim trunks. And I'd bring more conservative shirts unless you're beach-bound--CR is a conservative country. Golf shirts rather than T-shirts. The gifties are a nice touch. O/W you're good to go.

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"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED

Pack more "flowered shirts"! You can't have enough!!!

Berk....

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FRUITCAKE... and you thought it was something you eat! Not on CRT!

"american"toilet paper

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YOU ARE NOT PAYING FOR SEX, YOU ARE PAYING THEM TO LEAVE AFTER YOU ARE DONE WITH THEM!!

I bring more pants then shorts.

Dean

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my first wingman sent me this, how true

" most of the girls down here, lie as a self defense mechanism and to not have to face the truth, thinking most men couldn't accept them knowing the whole truth. Simpler, they may just want men to think they are as perfect as they want to appear to them, trying to hide what they consider to be the ugly truth about themselves. And I may be reading more into it than is there, but I do believe they consider the basis of the lies to be justified."

Don't forget to bring some money, otherwise you won't look so "hansum" to the chicas. The more money you have, the better you look.

I would leave the floss at home. Whether for you or the chicas, it's a bad idea if you plan on going down on them or them going down on you. Flossing sometimes causes gums to bleed creating openings for bacteria and infections to enter. Brushing and mouthwash are a good idea.

Good call, Orange.

OK... so I've:

-added more pants and flowered shirts
-added a 4-pack of good TP
-removed Floss
-bought a small cheap calculator - to keep on me at all times
-ADDED MORE MONEY

Ericespe,

Berk was just busting your balls. Lose the flowered shirts. And don't worry about a calculator. The conversion (500-1) is very easy to do in your head without whipping out your calculator in front of a chica! Just relax and don't over-think things too much, because regardless of your initial / original plan, it'll all go to shit as soon as you walk off the plane in SJO.

And as far as bringing more money ? DEFINITELY!! If you bring too much, you can always bring it back home with you. Some guys bring very little $$$ and use ATM machines throughout their stay, but I'm not one of 'em. I just bring cash and lock it in my room safe, and take out what I need on a daily basis. YMMV.

You'll be just fine. Enjoy yourself!

MG

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You ALWAYS have an option ....... "NEXT" !!!

Water proof camera
You planing on some deep panoche shots
Half your clothes and twice the money= Plata... learn some spanish
Have a good time do not over plan
Pm Spanky he has the real info on Costa Rica

Waterproof camera, check. ROFL

My monger mentor (who assured me that next year we will be both heading to Phillipines/Thailand together) told me to leave the Toilet Paper... and also he strongly recommended I leave my Ipad behind...

Would an iPad fit into a typical room safe? Its dimensions are 9.5 x 7.5...

Yes, you can fit a 14" laptop in most.

An iPad will fit in the safe but so do chicas hands, so keep it locked up when they are around. A new gadget like that will fit nicely in a chicas purse. Don't show it off to her (Oh, have you seen this, blah, blah, blah) because she might be saying the same thing to her friends after she takes it. Don't panic, they are not all thieves.

Dean

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my first wingman sent me this, how true

" most of the girls down here, lie as a self defense mechanism and to not have to face the truth, thinking most men couldn't accept them knowing the whole truth. Simpler, they may just want men to think they are as perfect as they want to appear to them, trying to hide what they consider to be the ugly truth about themselves. And I may be reading more into it than is there, but I do believe they consider the basis of the lies to be justified."

Great to hear that..... I'm not interested in impressing the ladies with my toys... don't worry!

And I know what impresses them... I've read the forum. Its called... MONEY. Not the size of your dick or how great of a lover you are... but cash.

That reminds me of a joke my Uncle told me a long time ago:

If you take your pants off and the lady looks at your package unimpressed, asking "Who do you think you are going to please with THAT thing?" remember the answer is SIMPLE...


"ME !"

I would say DO take the good toilet paper with you. It will be worth whatever you have to leave out of your luggage to fit it.