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Author:  Neon Ninja [ Sun Jan 03, 2010 9:33 pm ]
Post subject:  A very specific problem...
Howdy again,

I have a problem, which may amuse some; but I would like some advice handling prior to any Costa Rica visit.

In order to help me, I'm going to have to reveal my real name here in the message boards, as that is the crux of my problem.

My real name is Oscar Arias... :shock:

Those of you who have even a cursory knowledge of Costa Rica politics will instantly see what my problem is... :? :oops:

Am I going to get hassled by Immigration, police, hotel staff, girls?

No, I'm not related to "El Presidente". Nor was I named after him, as he was not a famous person when I was born. Heck, I only speak middling Spanish at best.

....of course I COULD play it up with the chicas... if that would get me somewhere..
:twisted:

At any rate, any advice or suggestions would be appreciated! :D

-=/NN
Author:  Zebra [ Sun Jan 03, 2010 9:38 pm ]
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Nobody will care. Some may get a chuckle out of it. As for the girls......as long as you have money, they don't care what your name is.
Author:  Californicationdude [ Sun Jan 03, 2010 9:55 pm ]
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this is only the first week of the year, but i am suggesting that your post be awarded post of the year now!

great problem/post....

:lol:
Author:  911 Driver [ Sun Jan 03, 2010 10:31 pm ]
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Ninja,
Just carry a copy of your passport every where you go, should provide some laughs, name drop and use it as back up :lol: :lol: Really, can't see any problems, just a few eyebrows raised when you clear immigration.
Regards, 911 Driver
Author:  Crazyhorse0017 [ Sun Jan 03, 2010 11:41 pm ]
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Ninja: You should be able to get last minute restaurant reservations anywhere. I've seen this happen with a guy who shared a last name with a famous NFL quarterback. Enjoy it.

CH
Author:  Boynton [ Mon Jan 04, 2010 12:37 am ]
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Author:  Crazyhorse0017 [ Mon Jan 04, 2010 1:39 am ]
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Boynton: Has Laura even smiled recently? She's a beauty, but far too serious.
CH
Author:  Boynton [ Mon Jan 04, 2010 1:58 am ]
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Author:  Estebanh [ Mon Jan 04, 2010 10:00 am ]
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Keep a copy of your ID with you in case you get shaken down by the polica.
Author:  Livincr [ Mon Jan 04, 2010 10:41 am ]
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I'll trade with you for a day and have the time of my life
Author:  Mucho Gusto [ Mon Jan 04, 2010 12:08 pm ]
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You should be able to get GREAT prices from the chica's with a name like that. Just show them your ID and they'll probably phuck you for free, just so they can say that they phucked El Presidente! If nothing else, it'll break the ice, and you'll get her to laugh. And I'm sure she'll call over all her friends to look at your ID!
Author:  JazzboCR [ Mon Jan 04, 2010 12:53 pm ]
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Not to make light of your plight but it could be worse--at least Don Oscar isn't headed for prison like the other recent Presidents, and your name isn't the same as one of the Villalobos brothers. Relax, enjoy, you'll have a great time, as the Brothers said.
Author:  Bktuna [ Mon Jan 04, 2010 12:56 pm ]
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It could be worse you could look exactly like a Ch*ld molester who was last seen on a hidden camera network news sting :twisted: :shock:


BKTUNA/Boyd
I am never going home
Author:  El Viejo [ Mon Jan 04, 2010 9:13 pm ]
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just tell them that he is your 1st CR cousin. They won't know whether to laugh or f you for free.
Author:  Neon Ninja [ Tue Jan 05, 2010 12:43 am ]
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Thanks for all the advice! :lol:

Yeah, I doubt that I will have any problems. Besides, my middle name is different than any of the other ten words that make up his name!
:shock:

I'll try the "I'm El Presidente" routine when I get there on a couple of the girls and I'll let you know how well that worked... :lol:

Looking forward to the trip, I've put in my vacation request. Once that's approved it's time to book my tix! :twisted:

-=/NN
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