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Here is a fair warning. IF you go overseas you may come back and be very very depressed.

I know this has been talked about here briefly, but the WHY hasn't been talked about.

The second you land in CR, asia, or anywhere outside the western world you will see how badly you've been robbed. Our women SUCK. They are, for the most part- fat, mouthy, overly opinionated and difficult. Today I was in the gym training my ass off (again, so I can get my 11% bf back into single digits) when I noticed all of the Ameri-can'ts with their bra back fat jiggling, their portly pasty bodies stuffed into wal-mart spandex that was moaning under the weight of their doughy rolls... Of course they were reading magazines while they leisurely peddled in slow motion on those sled-bike things that let sloths do the minimum amount of work while reading cosmo.

example #2: I was at a bar last night. My friend was in town and just got back from Angeles City. Two AW walk out to the deck of the bar. I was walking out first. The AW pauses, looks at me and says very rudely "LADIES FIRST" and storms through the door almost knocking me over.

My friend is so depressed. he's got bags under his eyes. He is constantly on his blackberry storm using yahoo messenger to talk to women- in the phillipines. He won't date nor talk to AW. He's like a zombie, and you can tell the depression is VERY REAL. He's only 31.

I had one booty call the other night. Some cute chick that i've been talking to- anyway, she calls me at 4 a.m. and you can tell she wants to invite me over. Then she starts to drill me on my personal life like i'm her boyfriend. I blurted out "look, do you want me to come over or not, because if not i'm going to jerk off and go to bed".

She kept arguing and I told her she was "too much hassle" and that I could go to latin america and find a 'version' of her that doesn't have such a big mouth and so many opinions. It ended with me laughing and hanging up in her ear. Too much hassle, too opinionated, too much trouble.

Newbs, you will feel cheated. At first you'll say "bullshit! Our women are great! this is America, they have to be the best!" This is until your plane lands and it slowly starts to dawn on you that you've been carefully groomed by our culture to be a walking ATM and a financier for some greedy piglet who reads bridal mags like a priest reads NAMBLA literature. They have been brainwashed by the bridal industry, the diamond industry, Tyra, Oprah, high schools, liberal universities, and worse of all, the divorce industry that rewards our women financially or otherwise for leaving us.

Then just tonight I was flipping around the TV and saw the tv show "Bridezilla's". This show focuses on completely neurotic AW who are getting married and verbally abusing their wedding party and potential husbands. The fact guys put up with this is Amazing- and I thought to myself for a brief moment; the only reason this guy is taking her shit is because he doesn't know about CR, PI, MDE, or RIO.

IF he did, he'd cackle maniacally in her face, and catch the first plane ride out of here.

So here is a warning for newbs; you'll feel robbed, cheated, and duped that all these years you've been eating a shit sandwich putting up with difficult feminists when you could have been overseas enjoying prettier, more feminine women who don't resemble a man hating manatee that eagerly look forward to the day they get to crush your nuts into a fine powder and empty your bank account using our one sided divorce laws that reward our women and their piggish behavior.

/RANT!!!! end rant.

-SCBG

Excellent post.
Couldnt agree with you more man. I'm only 22 and it seems like a battle sometimes to carry a semi normal social/dating life here now.

The funny part is, every now and then I'll run into a girl who appears to be totally rational, then after a lengthy conversation of me explaining everything about why I have very little desire to be with your typical stateside girl, they just get puzzled. Of course that's usually followed with the "But those girls don't know any better; of course they'll do that kind of stuff in hope you'll marry them and bring them back here".

Its just wild, because they aren't even joking. That's actually the way they think.

Guys I was watching the travel channel. Women in a tribe in Brazil up the Amazon. Young girl could not quit complaining about the guys drinking, not working, and wanting to have sex all the time. It is in all of them. No matter where you go. It is just that here we let them get away with it. And actualy allow them to make laws that enforce their bullshit. In other parts of the world it does not work that way for them. Girls who are raised where they can not get away with the bitchyness do not act that way. Bring them here. And they start to act that way. WHY? because it is their nature.

Why can't I do it? I can do anything a man can do. I always ask them if they can scratch their balls. Tell it feels real good too. Then they procede to tell me all the things they can do that I can't. Not knowing they are making my point.

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Take a walk on the wild side.

Agreed! I always get depressed when I walk off the plane on my return flight.

PURA VIDA!

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Cap. I am truly depressed. I awoke this AM in CR and am now home in the States. Tired and depressed. Next trip won't be until
Oct.

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yeah just like that poor sap for jon and kate plus eight, that guy needs to get the phuck outta here ASAP lol

Is it the vaginoamericans, or is it our fault?

We've let ourselve get so pus*y whipped and emasculated that 99% of us don't remember what balls are for.

Of course feminism eventually willl win out. We'll permit ourselves to become eunuchs/drones/worker bees for them, and why not?

They have 50% of the money and all the snatch.

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

I really enjoyed the availability of CR sex more than anything. It was nice to walk anywhere in the city and see and feel so many girls making direct eye contact with you and signaling availability. Had to be at least half of them were in the sexual age group that were blatantly interested.

I am about 85% introverted and I would have no trouble whatsoever walking up and girl in CR and striking up a conversation (assuming I could speak Spanish). There is a nice balance there.

I am a firm believer than you can' t blame this on gringas. Seriously, collectively the men in the US allowed the situation to develop as it has. The gringas probably want us to change our ways for the better more than anyone.

Not caring has always helped me somewhat with women. Coming back from CR a few days ago, and I care even less. It has already had a positive impact. The feeling of being satisfied and doing as many hot girls as I want 'for fun' is great. Invaluable from a sex standpoint.

Gentlemen,

I am totally in agreement that we ourselves are 99% to blame for the poor attitudes of women here. BUT have no doubt that our lovely Latinas have their problems also and a big part of the reason things seem so nice on our trips is because we are consorting with prostitutes who purpose is to please us for a brief period of time to earn their pay.

Trust me when you are dealing with regular Latinas they have their own set of issues and problems also. However I still much prefer to deal with them even with their hot temper and jealousy. Believe me because I know all too well !

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Rainman3

I am not picking on you

I think you have it wrong. These women are not prostitute. These are hard working women. Although we pay them putting up with the bull shit and demand we place on them; how they should Phuck us and which orifices we want to Phuck them in. I would love to see a man become one of these girls for a day. And take all kind of dick. They are working at the hardest profession in the world. I admit AW area bitch to deal with and we are to blame we have put them on such a pedestal so dam high we can only Phuck them when they want us to. So when we take these trip to CR, DR or where ever and we have these women that take care of our need. I will not go name calling I will just say thanks to them. For taking care of me and for making my life stress free for a few day. I just hate the name Prostitute although that’s what they are. Let’s just call them something else. Like stress reliever.

Just my bull shit and if it’s so it’s ok.

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"THE TRUTH IS' EVERYBODY IS GOING TO HURT YOU. YOU JUST GOTTA FIND THE ONE WORTH SUFFERING FOR"
Robert Nesta Marley

AMEN

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Halarious

I am a 54 year old guy. I do remember back in the 60's, women were women. They were much more subservient. They took care of the house, the laundry, the K*ds, etc. They made life better for the man. They did it automatically without bitching about it. Our culture was very different. It was much more conservative. Most adults were married. If not, they were considered suspect. Divorce was taboo and if you were divorced you were a piriah.

It all changed in the late 60's and 70's. It actually changed while I was coming of age. All the rules changed. Previously, you had to be practically married before you could get laid. At least you had to be going "steady". During the 70's it actually loosened up and you could get laid without much hassle. I consider the 70's as the best decade of my life. Except for Vietnam, the music, the culture, the partying were awesome. The girls back then were awesome too.

The 80's were also party time. I noticed then that most of girls started getting attitudes. Yes, you could get laid pretty easy, but the girls would party just as hard as you did. They were not conservative any more. The bar scene, was mostly disco and there was a lot of weirdness during that time.

Of course we all know that the 90's we all got serious. It was all about making money, big houses, big cars. Work, work work.

THIS DECADE SUCKS.

Hmm..Wow..A topic that I can reply to because it has "newb" in the title..woohoo,I get to have an opinion!I am literally(figuratively) jumping up and down in excitement.

Okay,seriously.I feel this gives me a chance to get something down into words that I have been pondering on for a while.I am 37 and divorced...I feel like the woman I was married to showed traits that you guys are attributing to both Latinas and gringas at one time or another...which makes me question;Maybe it's not race that sets certain women apart,maybe it's background and options or lack of them?

Let me explain..and this may take a while and most certainly may not be worth reading.

I was 24 when i started a relationship with this girl.She was 20 and I had known her since she was 15.We were both from poor families,which is why I think that we bonded so quickly.We were instant friends and the chemistry was always there,but it took a while for us to get involved as more than that.

When we started dating(I use that term loosely),she had an old Chevette,some cheap clothes,and not much else..our relationship consisted of her hanging around my place constantly and we would have sex(constantly).At this time I was just starting out in my career.I had not much money ,but always plenty to eat and I was constantly having blow out parties at the old house I rented from my uncle.

It was so hot in those days...she was beautiful,sexy,extremely intelligent,and fascinating in her complexity...yet she wanted nothing except to spend time with me.I could buy her a box of doughnuts and she would be happy just because I thought of her.She was a very feminine girl...5'6" and 115 pounds.Sexually she was extremely giving.It was always about making me happy,but she always managed to "get hers" too.

Life back then was about being happy with next to nothing.

Fast forward 6 years.

She is my wife at this time.Over time I have started making more and more money...she has started wanting more and more "things".

She wanted a house and wanted to move far away from our families.I bought us a house,but in the same town.I told her this area was my home and I liked it here.I bought her a nice car and started buying her nice clothes...paid for schooling for whatever she chose to study,always with the idea that eventually it would pay for itself...which never happened

She had become what you guys describe as a gringa...she was always looking at new sportscars she wanted,she was filling her closet with clothes,boots,makeup,perfume,etc...she was no longer doing anything for me..she just took my money,paid the bills,then bought stuff...Of course I did buy stuff as well..which she complained about..I constantly heard about how I spent $3000 rebuilding and souping up my pickup..I "got everything I wanted and she got nothing"(meanwhile the closet is full of many thousands of dollars of merchandise of hers).But the sex was still as good as ever...more than I could ever want and then some.

Then the sex stopped..So then I took away my checkbook and we split our finances...within one month she was asking to go back to pooling our money,because I was able to buy everything I wanted and she was literally broke..I had been telling her for years that her job was only to keep her entertained...it barely paid for itself...she finally saw what I meant...so I relented and we again pooled our money.After all I wanted her to be happy,didn't I?

So all of the sudden every month we were short on bills...This led to fighting..

Me:Why are the bills not paid?"

Her:"I guess you are spending too much."

I knew this was BS so I started paying attention...she was buying nothing and neither was I ,yet the money was not there...What was happening?

A year or so later I found out...she said she was leaving.She moved out,quit her job,and miraculously survived for a year with no cash flow..we were still occasionally seeing each other,so I watched her live on what I knew to be my missing cash...In the divorce she asked for nothing,so I let it go and figured I got out cheap.

Now remember...this girl started out as a dirt poor fun loving chick who fawned over me like I was her white knight...the entire time that I thought I was giving her a better life I was actually turning her into a monster of sorts..still sexy and beautiful...but no less a pain in the ass for it.

That was my side of the story...now let me tell you what I figured out was her side...

Deep breath


When i was 24 I was 6'1" tall,170 pounds and not a bit of body fat..Abs and the whole nine yards.I was happy,was constantly partying,and knew how to show a girl a good time.I had numerous female friends who treated me better than they treated their own boyfriends..they would all stop talking when i had something to say and they would all talk behind my back about how great I was....my buddies(and I had many) would all shake their heads..wanting to know what was the deal, I guess...I couldn't tell them because I did not know.

When I got serious with my ex,they all dropped off the face of the earth..I was not receiving the multiple female attention I craved,so I became very testy I think...taking some of it out on her.

What do we men do when we are irritated?We loom,we puff up,we become aggressive...in short,we act like dicks...Well,that became me..

Imagine how that must feel for a 115 pound woman,to constantly be browbeaten by a much larger and stronger person constantly...how would it feel to any of you to have a much stronger man constantly trying to force his will on you?I have thought about that much in the last few years,and I am ashamed of it.I should have just said "I am sorry,but no" and left it at that..of course you all know how persistent women can be...but they have to be,how else would they get what they want?

The entire time that i was becoming more of a dick,i was also becoming older and less good looking...I gained a pot belly and I stopped working out.I was still strong and healthy,but looked nothing like my former self..yet she looked better than ever..I am sure guys were lining up at her work to tell her how much better they would treat her(until they started taking her for granted...you know how we are).

Present day

I have now been divorced for a while,and the scene has changed much...I am back in shape(though the abs still are elusive)...I am actually more muscular than I have ever been...but the women my age are all as you guys describe them...I have no interest in talking with bitter women,so I just work and come home..I have a young latina neighbor that comes over and we talk and hang out,but she sees me as an old guy...she just plies me for stories about my wild youth.She finds it fascinating since she is sheltered and has done almost nothing interesting...I enjoy talking to her because she is too innocent to be bitter,yet she does have a dirty and inquisitive mind.

Every now and then a random woman around my age will try to strike up a conversation with me,but I blow her off...because I know what she really wants is stability,and she thinks I might be that meal ticket.

Enter Costa Rica

So about a year ago I start thinking...What do i want for the rest of my life?Well,I really don't know the answer,but I do know that for the near future all I want is to use and discard women as I please...but I am no liar,and with all of the female friendships I have had over the years I am too soft hearted to do that to an unsuspecting woman,and I have found that honesty is NOT the best policy..as the phrase" I am just looking to have fun with you" rarely works...(well,it worked as recently as a few months ago...but not often).

So i find I don't want to bother too much with the American girls any more.So I think "what type of women do I like?"

Well...I like a broad variety...but my favorites would have to be tiny little brown spinners that I can use and discard...i get on google about two months ago and I find Costa Rica...a country full of them...and latina to boot(which i have always liked..).

So,back to the original point(I know,I talk too much...I don't like my present life,so I get lost in my head alot)

I think it is less(or zero) that race or feminism creates undesireable women...I think it is options.

American girls have many options that Ticans do not...give the Ticans options,you turn them into gringas...that is I think what the "cheapskates" (no offense meant,that is just how you are percieved) are trying to say with the constant "no cien!"..the more you up the wages of these girls,the more you turn them into the spoiled girls we all know and despise..as crappy as it sounds..we have to keep them under our thumbs in order to maintain the status quo...

I don't think it is about being cheap,i think it is about staying in control..and I don't know how I feel about that yet...I have the feeling once I get down there I will want to keep it that way too...

You see...I love women and I want them all to be happy ,but I find that by trying to make them happy in this country we have only made them miserable...so maybe it's the wrong mindset we in this country have?

Are these girls being oppressed by our use(in my case future use)of them,or are we men being oppressed by the inability to sow our oats,as is in our nature to do?

Ah, the paradox of life.

But I am not going to trouble myself by all of that while I am down there next year.I am going to accept the world as it is,not as it should be,and I am going to let these women use me for cash while I use them for my own happiness...but in my case I know they will not be mistreated..so it is what it is,and so be it..

In the end I think it is great that there is someplace we can all go and trade a little cash for alot of fun.

Welsey, I think you are going to fit in perfectly in Costa Rica.