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Before these youngsters think they are ready for CR or Colombia or D. Republic or even Mexico, below is a packet of questions they should ask themselves.

CR isn't an exclusive club, but experience with latinas is a bare minimum requirement.

I've seen several forum topics bashing gringas. I find no difference between gringas and latinas in the long run. And I dare any know-it-all-gringo to challenge on that statement.


Min. Requirements to go to CR.

1. Have lived with at least 1 latina girl in the states continuously for more than 3 months.

2. Have been in the mongering business more than 2 years.


3. Can drink more than 9 mixed drinks, or 12 beers, and still be in control of the situation.

4. Is able to say "NO" to a woman, even if that woman is his mother.


Keep adding guys...Min. requirements.......

I don't even meet any of those requirements!! lol

But still, trip 4 coming next month!!

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Almond, Cabron...you pass..

If there is a simpler and better place for a newbie to break into mongering, CR is it. Requirements are not needed. You pay, you get laid. What is so hard about that? I would not take a newbie with me to TJ or NL but CR is just right. Like Almond said, he did not even meet does requirements but he is having the time of his life.

But if you need a requirement for not been able to handle CR,
** Guys that are in country in CR and instead of phucking chicas are posting dumb requirements in CRT.

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I was reading rolltide's story yesterday. It's so off the wall and absurd that I don't know if I really believe it all. Guess that's why I posted the above.

There are always victims on every endeavor. Some people will always find a way to get the shaft no matter how many warnings we give them. I live in Illinois and so many people gets killed trying to beat the train every year, even with gates and lights at the crossings. All we can do is to warn them and then let the sharks eat them. It is call, Evolution.

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Hit them fast, Hit them hard and NEXT!
A good chica is like a good carpenter - No wood gets wasted!!!

I went to Costa Rica to visit and old friend.
The great fishing was a bonus
How in the name of JC on a popscile stick am I to find a chica to date for two months in the back woods of NH
The only thing you need in CR is Green Bait

Hankie had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb.......

I actually see CR as good training grounds for places such as MDE, RIO, etc..

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I respectfully disagree with all except the last item. I did well in Costa Rica not having done the previous three. My drink limit is two, or one per hour. Now, I speak Spanish, and have worked very closely with Latin women in the U.S.

I agree with you Almond. Maybe I can wing a trip to MDE or RIO now, but I would ideally like to get at least 4 trips the SJO before I hit RIO.

**Disclaimer ***

I was hammered when I posted this. The first 3 are not to be taken literally. I just mean to say that latinas can be sweet as well as viscous and that guys with less experience shouldn't think that latinas drink some special elixir that makes them different from other women.




The last one is a good go by. Guys need to have a limits. At least to know when we sometimes don't abide by those limits that we have set.

Brother Tague21 got it right even if unconsciously--Latinas (all women for that matter) can be viscous (yet slippery--amazing qualities to link together) AND vicious.
Brother T21--I'm not busting your stones here--You did after all, get it right--and with a different insight.

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"Amen, brother"-ED

Thanks for giving me props as they say. An insight or opinion on this board is just that. I don't know all the rule or all the plays there is to this fun but complicated game. And every man goes to CR with different experiences. I think everyone can agree that we should just keep on gaming. Learning the tricks of the game might be funner that the actual game.

P.V.

Rock

Nope, Sosua beats CR on that one (probably any place in DR would) and it's a lot easier to find the GFE. Those Dominicanas love to flirt. Me too!

I remember my first night outside Classico's. There was this chick with a big ass, I called her and asked if that thing was real or she had put something to make it look bigger. She said "I don't need... (pause) put your hand inside and find out yourself". Do you think that you could expect something like that from JLo la Colombiana? I doubt it!

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