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Newbies, please...

This is a forum about gentlemen's travel to Costa Rica, which includes information about pay 4 play...i.e. prostitution.

It is not a lonely hearts website, it is not an adult dating site, it is not an introduction service.

If you're coming here to inquire about "non-pro" chicas, you'd be better served elsewhere.

To indulge the lazy, starry-eyed and hopeless, I will now answer the age-old question:

"Can I score with non-pro girls, and where do I find them?"

Short answer. Yes, if you speak Spanish fluently, aren't over 35, not overweight, have money, are unattached and are free to marry or at least have a long-term relationship, and can move to C.R. to live.

Otherwise, no.

C.R. is a very conservative country in most respects. Don't let the freewheeling prostitution that occupies what is essentially a mile-square area lead you into believing that ticas are "easy," and that you can do whatever you damn well please in Costa Rica.

I am encountering more boors, immature dolts, idiots, loud-mouths and drunks on every trip. Frankly, I wish you bobos would stay home in your backyard in the U.S.A., where it might be acceptable for a 50-something dude to act like an oversexed drunken teenage boy.

All that said... if you can blend into the culture (and the way to do that is to be inquisitive, respectful, and spend twice the time listening as you do talking), you might, MIGHT be able to date a tica who isn't a prostitute.

No, the girl at the duty free shop doesn't want you. She knows you're only on vacation. No, the girl at the MasX Menos doesn't want you; she's looking for a husband or at least, a local novio who can be with her long-term.

You wanna play with hookers? Great! You're on the right track (I just mistyped track as "trick..." hahah) by being here.

If you're a moony-eyed sop with romantic notions but no ability to attract women in your own backyard, here's an idea:" Go elsewhere.

Just MO. YOMV.

P.

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

Well said, El C. I'm really tired of these clueless ignorant types that think every woman in CR is "available". They're not. Outside of a small area in San Jose, a couple of bars in Jaco and a few odd other bars in the country, the women don't want to phuck you, not even for money. Now, if you want to move to CR, marry a nice girl, and raise a family, that's a different story. Remember, prostitutes are considered trash by most of the population.

Thanks EC for busting my bubble, I hope its not too late to cancel my trip next week.

Really El Ciego, because that's why I go to latin america, for all the smokin' non pro's who want me. Why else would that latina hottie try and ply me with liquor at the duty free? Not to mention the coffee.

Ciaociao

To all the newbies out there -

Don't worry too much about El Ciego. His bark is worse than his bite. It's just that - he is in dire need of a good, sloppy latina BBBJ. It's been a long time for him, so he's "backed up" and just a little "irritable" !!! Read the board as much as possible before your trip to CR, and make sure you bring your "A" game ! It'll help you with ALL the chica's !!!

MG

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You ALWAYS have an option ....... "NEXT" !!!

Great lines MG Was thinking the exact same thing. The guy NEEDS to get laid very badly. I hope he can score in CR with that attitude!

EC: Got a question for you since we only met once at the SL and you were busy the entire time talking up my chica. You must be a Gemini, right?

Pura Vida

EdB

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Tu guys are crackin' me up! Never fear, El C, just drag those swollen balls down here for your annual pipe cleaning and you will feel better.

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but your love don't pay my bills,
I NEED THE MONEY!" - John Lee Hooker

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Swollen balls? You been looking at my webcam again!? Talk about intestinal fortitude.

No fear, hombre. Pipes will be cleaned. 10 days and a wake-up...I'll be arriving at noon on Monday, 8/24/09 via Cuntinental.

And yeah, I haven't forgotten about the 20K colones...

"See" ya!

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

Well dude, Hope you claim your frecunt flyer miles for your annual pipe cleaning

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Providing humanitarian assistance to self employed chicas, one cash grant at a time.

Do you guys ever go to El pueblo? Loads of semis, San Pedro also, college area and Mall.

No offense Brother JayJ, but did you read that part where Brother El C talked about (and I paraphrase) over 35, overweight, and longer than a 1-hour stand? Even with the Latin toleration of greater divergence in age, most of us don't qualify. Then as another Brother said recently (again a paraphrase), "If somebody's slipped money in her purse, she's a pro." Plus he's talking especially to newbies, trying to disabuse them of a particular fantasy. Your advice is not bad for seasoned vets, just not too aplicable to relative rookies.

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"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED

El C there is a wide range of topics that are discussed on this board, why are you trying to do ADIMNS job? Give me a break!

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Brent,

I just think he is trying to provoke Cujo, like he did me in a serious thread. Now, El Viejo versus El Ciego, possibly a mute point (slip a C for a V) .

Brent,

Ain't tryin' to do Admin's job at all. I was simply reacting to a lot of nonsense that might be summed up like this:

"Dear CRT,

I am a loser who has had no luck/success in finding a woman here in the U.S.A. who will love me and my money for who we are. True, I'm old, out-of-shape and don't speak the local language, but I just KNOW that there is a tica who will be my lifelong sex slave/property/sweetheart. I know this is a website about prostitution (and other aspects of single male travel to Costa Rica), but I can't help but think that if I try hard enough, I will find my one true love/pet/slave through CRT." Or something like that.

I have been exchanging PMs with a CRT'er who made every standard newbie mistake on his first trip. You all will never get to read his story, because he is understandably, embarrassed. The biggest mistake he made was to believe that, after one TLN she had real feelings for him, and that he had a future as her novio.

As far as my comments regarding antisocial behavior...you want to tell me you've never witnessed drunken louts fu*king up other people's good times by their bad behavior? You want to tell me that you've never noticed the involuntary cringe when a tico is confronted by a puto? If you've never seen this....you're more blind than I. That part was pure gut reaction.

If you don't like my posts, fine. I don't like all of yours. Don't read them.

Good morning to you, too.

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

Can you say "house party" El C? Oh yeah, there will still be obnoxious "drunken louts" but they will be our obnoxious drunken louts! (And maybe a girl with poor judgment or two )

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"Your love gives me such a thrill
but your love don't pay my bills,
I NEED THE MONEY!" - John Lee Hooker

Disclaimer: The above is merely the opinion of the author unless specific scientific data is included.
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