Dear Senor New-jo's, Here are the answers to your questions. In Spanish, the word is "preguntas."
Okay, here goes. Now keep in mind, I am a GFE guy with game and grille, and your mileage will vary.
Which Mp's are the best?
Best for what? For bedbugs and crabs, try Las Arkadas. For scabies, it's definitely the pensions on calle 6. For gay massage, try Lance (PM me for the number I got from XXXXX).
What girls would you recomend?
Any girl who will not willingly go with either Pacifica55 or BangBang.
Do girls speak english?
Yes. Nearly all of them speak English better than your average Puerto Rican, but they hide this from gringos. They pretend not to speekeedaEenglish, because they know we're in love with the mystery of foreign lands and foreign tongues.
What should I wear?
A smile, of course. Also, pinning $100.00 bills to your shirt will attract many new friends.
Otherwise, try to look as Latino as possible, including growing a soul patch and cultivating a square head.
Do I need Diacort?
Besides being a wonderful cure for diarrhea, Diacort makes a wonderful shampoo, floor cleaner, dessert topping and sex lubricant. Buy at least a dozen bottles.
How do you ask a girl if she does anal ?
Presuming you speak no Spanish, simply slide it into the backdoor and proclaim, "Opa!" (That's "oops" in espanol).
Should I tip?
If you drink enough, you'll definitely tip. And yes, you should. For tipping advice, PM Berk and/or Daniel-San, if we're talking about propinas, not about tipping over.
What do I say if I get quoted cien?
Patiently explain that your penis is not 100 millimeters long, and that she should be happy smoking King rather than 100's.
How far is LA from SL?
Los Angeles is approximately 10345 nautical miles from Sri Lanka.
Will a chica acompany me on a beach trip?
Yes, if the acid is good enough.
Where do I exchange money?
El Rey, 1-9 setiembre. Offering an exchange rate of 400 CRC/1 U$D....what a deal!
Are taxis expenssive from the airport?
Unfortunately, one cannot buy taxis at the airport. Taxis are sold by automobile dealerships, just like other vehicles.
Should I shave my balls?
Yes thank you. And when you're done, you can come over and shave mine.
Thank you in advance,
Cujo
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, I just recently sold my business,4 months ago, paid off my house, paid all my bills. bought some investment property,Not much money left but everything is paid for! hopefully I will be able to get by on my rentals, time will tell. 
and going to do my best to not work again. 
for the most part...... AND that brings me up to now and my first trip to CR.............. 
