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Which Mp's are the best?

Best for what? For bedbugs and crabs, try Las Arkadas. For scabies, it's definitely the pensions on calle 6. For gay massage, try Lance (PM me for the number I got from XXXXX).

What girls would you recomend?
Any girl who will not willingly go with either Pacifica55 or BangBang.

Do girls speak english?
Yes. Nearly all of them speak English better than your average Puerto Rican, but they hide this from gringos. They pretend not to speekeedaEenglish, because they know we're in love with the mystery of foreign lands and foreign tongues.

What should I wear?
A smile, of course. Also, pinning $100.00 bills to your shirt will attract many new friends.
Otherwise, try to look as Latino as possible, including growing a soul patch and cultivating a square head.

Do I need Diacort?
Besides being a wonderful cure for diarrhea, Diacort makes a wonderful shampoo, floor cleaner, dessert topping and sex lubricant. Buy at least a dozen bottles.

How do you ask a girl if she does anal ?
Presuming you speak no Spanish, simply slide it into the backdoor and proclaim, "Opa!" (That's "oops" in espanol).

Should I tip?
If you drink enough, you'll definitely tip. And yes, you should. For tipping advice, PM Berk and/or Daniel-San, if we're talking about propinas, not about tipping over.

What do I say if I get quoted cien?
Patiently explain that your penis is not 100 millimeters long, and that she should be happy smoking King rather than 100's.

How far is LA from SL?
Los Angeles is approximately 10345 nautical miles from Sri Lanka.

Will a chica acompany me on a beach trip?
Yes, if the acid is good enough.

Where do I exchange money?
El Rey, 1-9 setiembre. Offering an exchange rate of 400 CRC/1 U$D....what a deal!

Are taxis expenssive from the airport?
Unfortunately, one cannot buy taxis at the airport. Taxis are sold by automobile dealerships, just like other vehicles.

Should I shave my balls?
Yes thank you. And when you're done, you can come over and shave mine.

Thank you in advance,

Cujo

Author:	Nhhank [ Tue Apr 21, 2009 5:48 pm ]
Post subject:	To newbies from me
To all that are new here Welcome Aboard (thanks MG) Please post your questions some may think the topic has been talked about to death or it sometimes starts a firestorm Get involved with the banter it is fun My point if there is one it is newbies keep us going 19 dias

Author:	CRCountryRock [ Thu Jul 23, 2009 11:10 pm ]
Post subject:	Freedom Fighters
Do we have any freedom fighters out there? What I mean is The dareing fellows that are not going to be sucked into the statis qoue< Get up go to work everyday and pay for a house that your wife will get in the end? Or Maybe your not married and Are tired of the american way of work to buy things and keep working to pay for them, being stuck in the circle? I for one say enough is enough, I don't believe that we were meant to work tell were 70 years old and then retire and then 3 years later die... I myself am 49 years old, divorce, best thing I ever did was get a divorce! , I just recently sold my business,4 months ago, paid off my house, paid all my bills. bought some investment property,Not much money left but everything is paid for! hopefully I will be able to get by on my rentals, time will tell. and going to do my best to not work again. for the most part...... AND that brings me up to now and my first trip to CR.............. This leads me up now.... I HOPE THIS HAS STRUCK SOME INTEREST/ comment?.......

Author:	Cujo's [ Thu Jul 23, 2009 11:23 pm ]
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Which Mp's are the best? What girls would you recomend? Do girls speak english? What should I wear? Do I need Diacort? How do you ask a girl if she does anal? Should I tip? What do I say if I get quoted cien? How far is LA from SL? Will a chica acompany me on a beach trip? Where do I exchange money? Are taxis expenssive from the airport? Should I shave my balls? Thank you in advance, Cujo

Author:	CRCountryRock [ Thu Jul 23, 2009 11:28 pm ]
Post subject:	Great reply!!
Great Reply! I laughed my Ass off! Thanks!

Author:	ColonelJames [ Fri Jul 24, 2009 10:48 am ]
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Cujo'S wrote: Which Mp's are the best? - The ones that don't arrest you What girls would you recomend? - Ones by the park are easier and cheaper Do girls speak english? - Only if YOU offer cien What should I wear? - flip flops, shorts and loud shirts are best to get noticed Do I need Diacort? - Yes How do you ask a girl if she does anal? - casually slip a finger into her pooper if she slaps you then not a good idea Should I tip? - ask Berk What do I say if I get quoted cien? - dollars or colones? How far is LA from SL? - LAX? Will a chica acompany me on a beach trip? - don't bring sand to the beach Where do I exchange money? - the girls do that for you Are taxis expenssive from the airport? - forget the airport just ask some random tico for a ride they like that Should I shave my balls? - yes Thank you in advance, Cujo Thought I'd offer up some answers to stop the endless searching for newbs. Also it is possible to get over 1000 posts in your first year Just f'n with you NH

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Author:	El Ciego [ Tue Aug 04, 2009 4:58 pm ]
Post subject:	Reply to New-Jo's
Dear Senor New-jo's, Here are the answers to your questions. In Spanish, the word is "preguntas." Okay, here goes. Now keep in mind, I am a GFE guy with game and grille, and your mileage will vary. Cujo'S wrote: Which Mp's are the best? Best for what? For bedbugs and crabs, try Las Arkadas. For scabies, it's definitely the pensions on calle 6. For gay massage, try Lance (PM me for the number I got from XXXXX). What girls would you recomend? Any girl who will not willingly go with either Pacifica55 or BangBang. Do girls speak english? Yes. Nearly all of them speak English better than your average Puerto Rican, but they hide this from gringos. They pretend not to speekeedaEenglish, because they know we're in love with the mystery of foreign lands and foreign tongues. What should I wear? A smile, of course. Also, pinning $100.00 bills to your shirt will attract many new friends. Otherwise, try to look as Latino as possible, including growing a soul patch and cultivating a square head. Do I need Diacort? Besides being a wonderful cure for diarrhea, Diacort makes a wonderful shampoo, floor cleaner, dessert topping and sex lubricant. Buy at least a dozen bottles. How do you ask a girl if she does anal ? Presuming you speak no Spanish, simply slide it into the backdoor and proclaim, "Opa!" (That's "oops" in espanol). Should I tip? If you drink enough, you'll definitely tip. And yes, you should. For tipping advice, PM Berk and/or Daniel-San, if we're talking about propinas, not about tipping over. What do I say if I get quoted cien? Patiently explain that your penis is not 100 millimeters long, and that she should be happy smoking King rather than 100's. How far is LA from SL? Los Angeles is approximately 10345 nautical miles from Sri Lanka. Will a chica acompany me on a beach trip? Yes, if the acid is good enough. Where do I exchange money? El Rey, 1-9 setiembre. Offering an exchange rate of 400 CRC/1 U$D....what a deal! Are taxis expenssive from the airport? Unfortunately, one cannot buy taxis at the airport. Taxis are sold by automobile dealerships, just like other vehicles. Should I shave my balls? Yes thank you. And when you're done, you can come over and shave mine. Thank you in advance, Cujo _________________ As they say in Espanol, "danatta." El Ciego

Author:	Nhhank [ Tue Aug 04, 2009 5:47 pm ]
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El C Funny stuff Before I D corrects you Los Angles to Sri Lanka is 10126 miles

Author:	Osgood [ Tue Aug 04, 2009 6:59 pm ]
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Will the chica accompany me on a beach trip? ..yes if the acid is good enough.... ...your in top form el c...enjoy your trip in a few weeks....

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