www.CostaRicaTicas.com

Welcome to the #1 Source for Information on Costa Rica
It is currently Sun Aug 10, 2025 2:02 pm

All times are UTC - 5 hours [ DST ]





Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 25 posts ]  Go to page 1, 2  Next
Author Message
PostPosted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 1:06 pm 
PHD From Del Rey University!
User avatar

Joined: Sat Dec 29, 2007 9:34 am
Posts: 2766
Location: PacNW/CR
PHUCKED TONIGHT!

The four young strangers wandered into the lodge at midday. They were in high spirits and ready for a party! A couple had been before, a year ago. The others were loose on their maiden voyage. One thing was certain, "We're all gunna get phucked tonight!"

They quickly checked into their rooms, then met in a suite to sample the native duty-free rum or beer or both. By the time they hit the bar they were painless and in full party mode and why not? They were all gunna get phucked tonight!

They were not alone in the bar: The best of the daytme girls had departed and the swing shift wasn't yet due. What was left was a collection of sharks and barracuda. As the foursome rolled into the bar, the sleepy pink and purple eyelids fluttered as their gaze fell on the noisy newcomers. Shaded glances were exchanged, bodies slightly shifted and a knowing wink set the pack in motion. They closed in on the unwary prey...

"Hola, what your name?" The first of the foursome stammered his moniker and managed a grin; she must think he is the pick of the litter! "When you get here?" "Just now!", blurted the newbie, "We all just got here!" He willingly confessed, looking to his buddies who were nodding their heads in rapt enthusiastic agreement. None noticed the sly look she shared with her amigas who now had the group surrounded, circling menacingly. "How long you stay?" "Oh, we are here to party all weekend! Do you girls come here often?", he was the one with "game" in the group. The shark rolled up on her prey, sucking in her substantial gut, she thrust her bursting loose breasts into his chest and said "I will if you are here, papi." Her hand found the front of his pants, causing him to spew beer out his nose. He was on his game today and why not, "we are all gunna get phucked tonight!"

In no time, the sharks had cordoned off their prey to a couple of tables in the corner. Soon the booze was flowing freely, "freely" for the girls that is. The locals watched with some amusement. Most of these girls rarely got work, they were the dregs that always seemed to hang out, mooching a cig here, a drink there, then fading into the woodwork as the talent arrives after 8:00pm. Now they were feasting on this friendly find: fresh meat as clueless as spring lambs and they were all here "to get phucked, tonight".

The party got louder and the spit swapping commenced. The foursome barely noticed when the "varsity" girls started to appear. Some took a second look as more an more tasty morsels walked through the archway; there's Johanna, back from her dealing deal and looking for work, Tatiana is particularly stunning tonight, Mellisa and Andrea and Marta and Raquel all make an appearance. Second thoughts are creeping into the alcohol soaked brain pans of the feckless foursome, but who cares, "we are all gunna get phucked, TONIGHT!"

Now the bar was nearly full. Two girls for every guy and the new guys had to notice that they were with the youngest guys in the bar and they were surrounded with the heaviest, ugliest, most under-dressed, over-made-up floozies in the house. One looked absolutely forlorn as he gazed at the multitude of 7s, 8s and 9s over the head of the 4 who was drinking his Grey Goose and crushing his lap with her ample but shapeless posterior. "Oh, what the phuck", he thought, "We are all gunna get phucked, tonight!", and that is what really matters....

He had no idea how right he was.... :shock:

_________________
"Your love gives me such a thrill
but your love don't pay my bills,
I NEED THE MONEY!" - John Lee Hooker

Disclaimer: The above is merely the opinion of the author unless specific scientific data is included.
Your mileage may vary. https://costaricaticas.com/phpBB2/viewto ... 978#206978

Image


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 1:33 pm 
Ticas ask me for advice!

Joined: Sun Jul 20, 2008 1:10 am
Posts: 414
Location: Sniffing your novias BUTT
LOL...

_________________
Beware of the DOG!


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 2:11 pm 
PHD From Del Rey University!

Joined: Tue May 17, 2005 4:25 pm
Posts: 2917
An interesting and entertaining scenario, we can all relate to.


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 8:48 pm 
PHD From Del Rey University!
User avatar

Joined: Fri Apr 07, 2006 10:11 am
Posts: 2001
Location: The limbo of semi-retirement
Pac, that reads like a Grimm's Brothers Fairy Tale, or perhaps a Grim tail. :lol:

_________________
Providing humanitarian assistance to self employed chicas, one cash grant at a time.


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 9:29 pm 
PHD From Del Rey University!

Joined: Sat Aug 28, 2004 6:55 am
Posts: 2171
And as the newbies, in an alcohol induced moment of brain damage, peeled off ten 20's for an hours worth of play, the hour of truth had arrived... we're all gunna get REALLY phucked tonight... in more ways than one. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Berk....

_________________
FRUITCAKE... and you thought it was something you eat! Not on CRT!


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 12:12 am 
PHD From Del Rey University!
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jan 23, 2007 10:48 pm
Posts: 4583
right of passage :lol:


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 12:25 am 
Not a Newbie I just don't post much!
User avatar

Joined: Tue Dec 02, 2008 1:37 pm
Posts: 141
Location: Here today, Gone tomorrow.
LaDiablo wrote:
right of passage :lol:


Yup for sure. Been there done that. We all have. :roll:

Thanks Pac for the memories and the laughs :lol:

_________________
Just my 2C...


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 12:28 am 
Just Learning The Gulch!

Joined: Fri Aug 08, 2008 5:24 pm
Posts: 32
Location: cayman
ya but you know they were having a blast.the big ones gotta eat too.theyll figure it out :lol:


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 7:20 am 
PHD From Del Rey University!
User avatar

Joined: Sun Jun 11, 2006 9:31 am
Posts: 2082
Location: Las vegas
maybe just maybe they had a good time regardless.


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 9:52 am 
PHD From Del Rey University!
User avatar

Joined: Sat Dec 29, 2007 9:34 am
Posts: 2766
Location: PacNW/CR
Oh, I'm sure they did, Mark, but I bet they didn't take those girls again and I bet they won't be anxious to point out who broke their CR cherry! :shock: :lol:

_________________
"Your love gives me such a thrill
but your love don't pay my bills,
I NEED THE MONEY!" - John Lee Hooker

Disclaimer: The above is merely the opinion of the author unless specific scientific data is included.
Your mileage may vary. https://costaricaticas.com/phpBB2/viewto ... 978#206978

Image


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
PostPosted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 8:08 pm 
PHD From Del Rey University!
User avatar

Joined: Thu Mar 31, 2005 6:27 pm
Posts: 5507
Location: SoFlo
Pacifica55 wrote:
there's Johanna, back from her dealing deal and looking for work, Tatiana is particularly stunning tonight, Mellisa and Andrea and Marta and Raquel all make an appearance.


Party in Cujo's room....Holla :wink: 8)

Cujo

_________________
"Pain is the fuel that fans the flames of my pyre. A battle plan is only as good as the general carrying it out on the field. This is my war son, and I have the biggest bombs and the smallest conscience"...
Image


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 8:38 pm 
PHD From Del Rey University!
User avatar

Joined: Sat Dec 29, 2007 9:34 am
Posts: 2766
Location: PacNW/CR
Yeah, big party in Leon the other night. Sorry you weren't there, 'Cuj! :cry: :lol: 8)

_________________
"Your love gives me such a thrill
but your love don't pay my bills,
I NEED THE MONEY!" - John Lee Hooker

Disclaimer: The above is merely the opinion of the author unless specific scientific data is included.
Your mileage may vary. https://costaricaticas.com/phpBB2/viewto ... 978#206978

Image


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 11:54 am 
Ticas ask me for advice!
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jan 20, 2009 2:04 pm
Posts: 337
Location: Palm Beach area
Pacifica55 wrote:
I bet they won't be anxious to point out who broke their CR cherry! :shock: :lol:


LMAO and I'll bet you're right.

Somewhere in these words I think there maybe a lesson to learn. Could it be; slow down, hold up, take your time, don't get too excited, choose wisely you never get another first, make your mama proud or maybe let the cattle graze the thorough breds are on the way? LMAO


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 1:06 pm 
PHD From Del Rey University!
User avatar

Joined: Sat Dec 29, 2007 9:34 am
Posts: 2766
Location: PacNW/CR
All good points, KenLee, to which I would add: Consult a local. We knew they were playing in the minefield of leftovers and would have been happy to let them know that they were an hour and a half from "kick-off" but they never looked at anyone but the heifers! :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:

_________________
"Your love gives me such a thrill
but your love don't pay my bills,
I NEED THE MONEY!" - John Lee Hooker

Disclaimer: The above is merely the opinion of the author unless specific scientific data is included.
Your mileage may vary. https://costaricaticas.com/phpBB2/viewto ... 978#206978

Image


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 3:05 pm 
PHD From Del Rey University!
User avatar

Joined: Thu Jul 07, 2005 3:03 pm
Posts: 1820
Location: Washington DC
You know Pac, I have been there and done that many times. But, You are with your freinds and you will get phucked. And then there is next. Yet it is good to see how you see it now.

_________________
Take a walk on the wild side.


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 25 posts ]  Go to page 1, 2  Next



All times are UTC - 5 hours [ DST ]


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:



Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group