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| Author: | B747DX [ Thu Jan 15, 2009 1:40 am ] |
| Post subject: | All Set! |
After reading, reading, and more reading, I will smoke a Don Ursillo, hang at the Sportsmens (and stay there if I can get a suite in the Mansion Wing) go to Fantasy Massage, and hang with Cujo!! How can a Newbie do any better?!?!?! J. |
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| Author: | LocoHombre [ Thu Jan 15, 2009 9:35 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: All Set! |
B747DX wrote: After reading, reading, and more reading, I will smoke a Don Ursillo, hang at the Sportsmens (and stay there if I can get a suite in the Mansion Wing) go to Fantasy Massage, and hang with Cujo!! How can a Newbie do any better?!?!?!
J.  don't stay a newbie
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| Author: | Mucho Gusto [ Thu Jan 15, 2009 11:22 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: All Set! |
B747DX wrote: After reading, reading, and more reading, I will smoke a Don Ursillo, hang at the Sportsmens (and stay there if I can get a suite in the Mansion Wing) go to Fantasy Massage, and hang with Cujo!! How can a Newbie do any better?!?!?!
How can a newbie do any better? 1. Sign up as a VIP. (that's a no brainer) 
2. If you don't speak español, try to learn some of the basics.
3. Smoke a better cigar! 
4. Stay at the SL, regardless of the suite.
5. Try several different MP's.
6. Try to find a better wingman (just kidding 'Cujo)!
7. Stay away from parks at night.
8. Don't be an 'ugly american'.
9. Don't wear lots of bling.
10. Don't get drunk and walk around the streets at night.
11. Don't forget to try at least one happy hour at Pucho's. 
12. Wrap up your schmeckel all the time.
... and last but not least.... 13. If someone comes up to you and introduces themselves as PacoLoco, then run. Don't walk - run Forest run !!! 
B747, Welcome to the board! And of course I'm kidding about the cigar. Enjoy your trip and be safe. Look forward to your trip report! MG 
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