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OK Im a total newb... I was in CR 4 years ok with my X and wanted to do all off the things you guys have posted about. Broke up with her a year ago and Im ready to go!!! SOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Pop quiz hot shots!!!!!
Your a 32 year old, semi-good looking guy with enough cash or credit (up to 4000) to spend 5 nights in CR wanting to have the time of your life, by yourself (what happens in CR stays in CR) before you move on to the next Suckubas what do you do!!!!!

Where do you stay???? Del Ray for a few days...Casitllo which on thier website says they charge for xtra girls....Do you see Jaco....Yes you would like to do a little bit more to recharge between the mongering...Would you go with an escort for a few a few days? GFE?
I'm looking for all of your combined experinecs to give me the ultimate 5 days. I can go between now an april so if anyone wants meet for a few drinks Ill buy....
So if you could have the most incredible 5 days you have ever experienced in CR what would they be......What girls must be had..what excursions....what MPs.....what days of the week....What hotel....What would you like to drink when I get there..... Oh and the most important thing Im looking for is a GFE with the hottest most friendliest two girls in CR....Thankl you for the time and effort you put in to you responces...it means a lot to me....

Pokerman.......

Looks mean nothing CASH means everything. How do you think these old, fat and ugly gringos get laid by hot lookin' chicas? Money. It's always about the money. You probably won't learn that until several trips though.

I suggest the Del Rey even though the Castillo DOES NOT charge extra for guests (i.e. working chicas). I stay there when in town and was there 2 weeks ago. I checked their website and nothing has changed. Even though the Del Rey charges you 10 bucks extra when you take a chica up to your room the DR is a good place to get your feet wet for a newbie. The second recommendation would be the Presidente.

Personally, I would forget Jaco. I would get out of the city and do one tourist kind of thing. There are many options. I would leave the chicas in the DR.

Zona Blue is the MP not to miss. That's gonna be where you fine your hottest GFE/PSE 2 chica experiences. Read the board and use the search function.

Booze? If you need booze to have a good time you are probably gonna get phucked in more ways than one. I'm talking about getting drunk. You can do that at home. Don't do it in San Jose.

Think with your big head and not the little one. READ THE BOARD AND ACT ON WHAT YOU READ WITTEN BY THOSE OF US WHO HAVE ACTUALLY BEEN THERE MORE THAN ONCE. Read the "Newbie section"

Prepare yourself to be "phucked up" for the rest of your life. CR is an addiction. A magical place like no other except Rio and the far east.

Review the following posts on what not to do that are recent additions to the wealth of info here.
http://costaricaticas.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=15552
http://costaricaticas.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=15596

There is no reason for you to have to experience the same things as these guys did. If though you like to liquor yourself up, flash your cash and think with your "pene" then you are gonna be toast.

Just remember..... "love" doesn't exist in the DR. Everything that goes on there is always about the money. The whole experience is like buying a new car. Know the rules/game and you'll do just fine. Otherwise, when you walk in you'll have an invisible lettering across your forehead with the following inscription "primera vez aquí" (first time here). The chicas love newbies who can't say "no".

Berk..........

Pokerman:

Berk2302 must be back on the right medication because everything he says is 100% correct. With $4000 as a budget and five days money should be not even an issue. If you choose the Del Rey your hotel bill for the five days should be $500. That would include tax a few things out of the mini fridge. Add $10 for each girl you take up. If you decide to take one of the day tours that should be under a hundred. $50 a day walkaround money. That would leave you $3150 to spend on a lovely young ladies. Anyone who spends that kind of money on women in five days should not be allowed back in the country. So money is no problem you have plenty of it. Spend it wisely.

You seem to be interested in spending time with one of more girls instead of just an hour or two of you know what. I would strongly suggest that before you commit to a daylong overnight or anything over an hour you first take her back to your room for an hour. It's much easier to upgrade an hours date to something longer if the two of you click than it is to downgrade an overnight with one you can't stand being in the room with. As far as accepting suggestions of what girls to see I would suggest you make your own decisions on that you know what you like.
I would suggest that you spend your five days in San Jose. I know five days sounds like a long time but in that little paradise it's just a moment. Do take the time to find some other CRT members it's always good to have friends in a strange place even if they are new friends.

Easter Sunday is April the eighth do not go anywhere near Easter the place shuts down.



Lee

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PS: DO NOT SEND MONEY!

First..Deposit the $4000.00 in my bank account...

I'll pick you up at the airport with two very hot and nasty Nicas for an appetizer and you won't stop rockin until I take you back to your flight five days later...

For you..........The time of your life

For me............$2500 still in my bank account

For a 5-day trip, $2000 should be plenty, save the other 2 for your next trip.

My first suggestion is to post your exact travel dates (once set) in the Roll Call section of the board. Then make contact with a CRT who will be there at the same time, hopefully somebody who's been there before. Maybe they can show you around and show you how things work, it's much easier that way. It's customary to buy them a drink or two for their help. If you're a really nice guy, I'm sure a ZB session would be appreciated.

I agree, stay at Del Rey (or Presidente). I've never stayed there myself, but I can see how it would be easier for a first-timer to stay there.

Make sure you print out the monger's map, which has many of the places that the CRT guys like to frequent, Zona Blue, New Fantasy, Bar Idem.

Enjoy some of the restaurants in SJ. My fave place is La Esquina de Buenos Aires, an Argentinian steakhouse. Dinner for 2 is around $50. Soda Peru is a good choice for lunch 11am-4pm, just up the block from ZB.

Like Berk said, don't over-do-it with the drinking, for various reasons. #1 Safety, if your a stumbling drunk, you may get robbed or hurt. Make sure you are sober enough to be aware of what's going on around you and have your senses working. #2 Girls don't like to go with drunks, they prefer sober, non-stinky guys.

For a good two-girl experience, I recommend Zona Blue. With the VIP membership, you'll pay 21,000¢ ($42) per girl per hour. About $84 for a threesome for an hour. Pick one girl you like and let her pick the other girl, she'll pick someone she likes "working" with and you'll have a better time.

Days of the week matter little. There's action there everyday of the week. Del Rey is a 24/7 candy shop for men.

Try to check out one of the better strip clubs: Pantera Rosa or Kamur. Once you do, you will never step foot inside a US strip club again, like many of us. (I've been back once in the last 18 months, only because a buddy came to visit and wanted to go.) You can bang a hot stripper for 15-20 minutes in PR for like $30 or $75 for an hour at Kamur.

Maybe on day 3, right in the middle, do one of the day or half-day trips. It will give you a chance to do some fun things (I suggest Canopy tour aka zip lines, or ATV tour--both are very cool) and will give you a day to recharge your batteries.

Don't forget to eat and drink (water). Many newbies start phucking the moment they land and get hydrated and sick from lack of food and water.

Have fun.