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PostPosted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:42 pm 
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Call me dumb, but when I first heard that question from every chica at the Del Rey as about the second thing after "What's your name?" I got pissed and would not answer. Finally I got the explanation from one of them. They are simply trying to find out whether you are staying in a chica-friendly place that allows "guests" and whether or not there are dress restrictions (such as at El Presidente). So don't be offended - they are not judging how wealthy you are or even how far they have to taxi - just whether or not they can get into your room.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 3:01 pm 
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ShyGuy wrote:
...they are not judging how wealthy you are or even how far they have to taxi - just whether or not they can get into your room.

...and did you ever notice how their eyes "light up" when they ask you which hotel you're staying at, and then you answer "aqui" ?!?!?!?! Right away, the wheels in their head start turning, as they're already trying to figure out how quick they can get you up to the room, and then get back to their seat at the bar, looking for their next "muy rico" gringo. Damn, ya gotta love those chicas! :o
MG :wink:

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 3:44 pm 
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Yeah, and hoping that the bar stool will still be warm when they return to park their fat ass on it. :P :lol:


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 4:04 pm 
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When they ask you that, they are preparing an invoice in their pretty little heads. Please feel free to use this as a tax deduction.

Services=$50
Taxi home=$10
Tip=$10
Time in taxi to his hotel=$10
Lost time chatting with friends=$10
Stress involved making up excuse to leave early=$10

Wow. let's ask for cien. :-)

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 4:26 pm 
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Dapanz1,

Right on the mark :lol:

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 5:44 am 
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Damn fellas, ya'll are absolutely bursting my bubble. I was totally convinced that the chicas were hoping I was staying "on site" because they were totally turned on by the combination of my rugged good looks,southern charm and the great smell of brut. Now according to MG I guess Im going to have to rethink things.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 12:43 am 
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Rainman3 wrote:
Damn fellas, ya'll are absolutely bursting my bubble. I was totally convinced that the chicas were hoping I was staying "on site" because they were totally turned on by the combination of my rugged good looks,southern charm and the great smell of brut. Now according to MG I guess Im going to have to rethink things.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 4:48 pm 
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Want to blow her mind when she asks where you're staying?

Tell her any of the following hotels:

Hotel Asia
Hotel Rex
Hotel Nuevo Johnson

These are $10.00/night hotels, so you know she'll be impressed with your frugality.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 5:48 pm 
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El Ciego wrote:
Want to blow her mind when she asks where you're staying?

Tell her any of the following hotels:

Hotel Asia
Hotel Rex
Hotel Nuevo Johnson

These are $10.00/night hotels, so you know she'll be impressed with your frugality.


Or you could really impress her and tell her you are in residence at the ...Suite Ejecutiva, Posada de Cartón. :shock: Staying in the executive suite would tell her you are a rich gringo and by staying in the Cardboard Inn you are thrifty. This will convince her that with a little hot sex you will be ripe for an RFM when you get back home. :lol:

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 6:52 pm 
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I.D.!

:lol: Posada Carton.... LMAO. :lol:

Actually, I've been told by guys who have stayed at the Asia and Nuevo Johnson that working girls from out of town occasionally stay at one of the aforementioned $10.00/night places, perhaps a chance for social networking? (These hotels also offer inside rooms, shared bath, no windows) for$40.00/week; affordable for even the lowest earner.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 11:37 am 
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I can say from experience that the Nuevo johnson room has private showers and windows. On the extra side the walls are made of cardboard and u can slightly shift them to the side and peek on the girl in the next room getting undressed. The NJ is my favorite shithole


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