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Just returned from SJO and a week at the Presidente. I visited all the recommended places but it seemed to me that the providers wanted to charge me by the pound (I'm a former lineman)! I was the only big guy in any of the places and it seemed to me that the providers practice weight and size discrimination, though I could be wrong. That's something that I've never experienced before in TJ, DR, AMS, BKK, and others.

So rather than let them go too deeply into my pockets I cruised the streets. Standing alongside the Morazon, (not the front entrance), I saw a nice looking young woman with great big dimples on both cheeks, and another on her chin. I passed her by and cruised some more, and the second time I passed her side of the Morozon, I looked more closely at her and she gave me a big smile and waved in recognition of my passing before. I smiled and waved back but I wasn't ready to make my choice yet. So when I came back to the Morazon for a third time, luckily she was still there and I motioned for her to come to my rental car. Now people will honk at you if the light is green, but when they see that you're waiting for a girl, they relax and stop honking; they understand.

She got in and I told her I was staying at the Presidente in a Jacuzzi Suite and wanted to know how much she'd charge for TLN and if she would use my "tool kit" while I make a video of her playing with the toys in my kit. She said, "Si, cien." So three blocks later we were in the Presidente parking lot and on our way upstairs.

My "tool kit" consists of: 1 large container of PJUR EROS original "super concentrated BODYGLIDE which is latex safe and is made in Germany (quite expensive but very slippery and well worth the investment; a Hitachi "Magic Wand" with accessory anal and G-Spotter; and one Pocket Rocket, with a 4" sleeve for the clittie!

After some foreplay I started her off by having her disrobe on camera and had her lie on the bed with the Pocket Rocket. I don't think she'd ever used one before because I had to show her how to start it buzzing. She really liked it and I shot various angles of her enjoying the PR. She seemed to not be coming though, and wanted to stop, so I got out the Magic Wand, and if you've never seen the results it produces you must get one someday. I handed her the wand and within seconds she was coming! And not just any old orgasm...she got embarassed because she completely lost control of her bladder and quickly reached for a towel to dry herself, but as soon as she got the towel under her bottom she went immediately back to the wand and seconds later had another orgasm! And another, squirting copius amounts of "pee pee" each time. She'd giggle and seemed a little embarrassed and it was so genuine...After about four orgasms (and squirts) she was worn out and needed a rest...

She is natural and "non professional" in her mannerism; it was a lot like having a real date with an amateur. The only thing that took away from the GF experience was the payment in the morning when she had to rush home to her twin boys, 10 years of age. Her name's Flor Maria, about 5'4" she has some stetch marks and a soft tummy but isn't fat, and has nice nalgas. She shaves most of her pu$$y and is very clean. She's not as beautiful as the most of the girls at the Del Rey, many of whom think they're God's gift to Mongers, but I got her phone number the next morning and called her in the evening to confirm another TLN for that night.

And each night I was with Flor I told her I'd be there the next night at 9...

'Ol Demongers has been with some of the most beautiful working girls anyone has ever seen, but this is the only one he ever spent six consecutive nights with! Her pechose are small, but so is her panocha! She'll kiss you if you like to kiss, and cuddle if you like to do that. If you are getting up there in the years like Demongers and take a drug store of prescription heart medications every day and if "Mr. Johnson" sometimes needs a little extra coaxing that even a BBBJ won't cure, her manos are talented beyong belief!

On driving in SJO: If you're from a big city like Los Angeles, getting around on your own in a rental car is not a big deal. It's a lot like Philadelphia, with grandes potholes! However, the locals are very courteous drivers...it's the taxi drivers who you have to keep your eye on...they're anxious to drop mongers off and to grab a new fare! If you believe everyone who says to simply take taxis you'll miss so much! I took a 15 minute taxi ride to get oriented for the "landmark" attractions and from then on getting around was a breeze.

If you are used to doing a lot of driving like we must do in Los Angeles and prefer doing your trolling in privacy and like the adventure of discovering a new street with chicas out for a quick trick then don't hesitate to get a rental car. Mine was a Toyota Corolla from Thrifty at $99 per week! To have the independence and freedom to explore ALONE is well worth the initial first day's anxiety.
Local drivers are extremely courteous! I found myself being much more of a polite driver than I ever am here in Los Angeles. Maybe I have finally learned "Driving Civility 101," from the Costa Ricans.

My next trip to SJO I'll be spending another week with Flor Maria (if one of you hasn't stolen her heart, or she yours!), but this time it'll be at The White House Hotel. And again, I'll be driving a rental car.

Flor Maria will not be the one for most mongers... She's very pretty in my eyes, but it's her personality and smile and down to earth honest expressions of her emotions and her willingness to please is what makes her head and shoulders above "Miss dos cien's" or even "Miss Tres Cien's!" ("for TLN but NO VIDEO!") Pasadena, my dears, Flor Maria is my chica of choice in SJO! I hope those of you who value personality and charm over calloused, unfeeling,sexual gratification from a "gorgeous" PRO... will be able to find Flor Maria, because she'll be the only one for you.

Tell her the guy with the black hat with the Airborne Eagle on the front (101ST ABN DIV) told you to see her, and be sure to take your video camera, a tripod, and lots of tape. And compile a tool kit, she loves that Hitachi Magic Wand and the Pocket Rocket! She's the first provider I ever saw squirt! She's the first provider that allowed me to tape her using my "toys"...most say, "No vibrador!" They don't want to "come" with or for you, they just want to get your nut over with and move on to the next monger. Flor Marie likes getting hers as much as we like getting ours!

I asked her why she doesn't work inside the DR at the BM or even the Morazon and she said, "too many girls." In Spanish...she speaks little English, but I taught her some. Take a Spanish/English dictionary and you'll be fine. If you want to see her quirt be sure you take a Hitachi Magic Wand...it worked EVERY TIME!!!

Demongers

I'm glad that you had a good time in CR.

And not to flame you but, what were you expecting them to charge for a all-nighter? If they can get $80-100/hr, would expect them to charge less than $200-300 for a TLN? Video-taping is risky. They don't know if those video will end up on their neighborhood porno store shelves. The families of many of them do not know about their "job".

FYI-There is usually a good reason why they don't work inside the HDR/KL and I've never heard "There are too many girls there." Usually, it's "I have a C*ck" (I assume it's not that one ), "I'm only 17", or "I'm not allowed to enter HDR; I steal, I fight, etc."

You're the "expert" but none of the above applied to this one...though I did see plenty down the street that you were correct about...there's a big street that I "stumbled" across a few miles to the right of the gulch that was crawling with chicas...but I couldn't sleep in two hotels and couldn't take any of them to the Presidente.

I left my wallet out with her money inside and she'd wake me to get paid. I left my camera out after a couple of nights, my travel's checks...like I said, this one isn't a hardened pro like the ones in the clubs...but most people would never take a chance on a street girl and it's understandable. The Presidente staff had no problem letting her go upstairs with me. I only took the time to write about this one because she's unique, I've only run across one like her since I've been mongering...but I don't think most people reading this will ever trust my opinion...I'm pretty new at playing with hookers...let's see, 38 years now. I have never been ripped off nor have I ever selected a he/she accidently or on purpose, and I just want somebody like me, who is sick of the run of the mill "panocha machines" to try something else just once...but then, I'm just a "newbie."

This is my final posting. Thanks to all who have offered such well meaning advice. I hope someday each and every one of you will have as fulfilling a week in SJO as I did. Quantity does not make for quality in my book, but then, I'm the only one who reads my book...

Demongers

I'm not flaming here, but I think he has fallen for this street walker.

Not that I have any room to talk, I have fallen for 2 "non-pros" . Atleast with the pro's, you know what you are up against.

You may have been with some of the most beautiful hookers on the planet, but you don't know shit about female anatomy, sorry.

If she was pissing, that ain't a squirter, Junior. That's a pisser.

A "squirter" has G-spot orgasms which produce an ejaculate similar to semen, not urine. The ejaculation seems to originate in Cowper's glands, but certainly not the bladder.

Next time, add a few Depends to your "toolkit."

Thanks for playing, . Flor does sound nice, minus the urine.

Nice one. i like the Hitachi wand too, but most of my playmates have found it to be too strong. Wish I could see the videos.

Welcome to CRT! Keep the reports coming. Don't get all pissy because a couple members challenge what you've said or offer advice; that's part of the game here.

The proceeding message was not a flame, although I think our new friend lacks some basic sexual knowledge.

Oh, before I forget, thanks for the comments on driving in San Jose.

M-m-m-mmm! Street girls...now THERE'S good eatin'.

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

After the seond night with my sweet little GFE Angel, I was chomping at the bit for some fresh meat from the BM. If you are in the the mongering mindset, even two nights in a row is too much. However, I can offer the further observation that if you do another chica in between, that seems to make it OK.

Or, just take two chicas, and call me in the morning.


My observation, too. You can tell if it's urine, and so far for me, it's never been urine. But you do need a towel or two.

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"Ah, if only I had brought a cigar with me! This would have established my identity." - Charles Dickens

Every so often, when the muse strikes me - and I remember - I plan to "Bump" a post or a thread that I remembered - oftentimes they contain info or verbiage that I think is particularly clueless, or wrong, or just plain dumb.

The Op in this particular thread I love - in fact, he's one of my All Time Favorites <in a platonic sense, of course> Especially when he references his "Tool Kit" (I mean WTF - who calls it that??), his love for having found a fallen street angel, his "pricklyness" but mostly for El Ciego's great response; just one in a long series of reasons why I wish he was posting with the frequency he did in the past - this thread is classic.

Enjoy, if you did not catch it the first time.

PS The OP in this thread - Demongers - he's a real dweeb (with a phucked up handle to go with it!

no comments for this dweeb

I mean:

Street whore
"Tool Kit"
A "Squirter" who probably was not
A guy w/ a real pissy attitude

I guess the rest of us don't share your enthusiasm for dredging up 6 yr old posts

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"cuz I'm a back-door man" Jim Morrison-1969

Sorry chip


Only the ones I consider "special" get this treatment - while I do have another one in mind, for all I could be accused of on this board, dredging up old posts is not one of them - this spoke to me, and I remembered it long before I started posting.

Hey....are you by any chance Demongers sock puppet

It's an interesting post. Could it be that the "pee pee" reference was nothing more than a language barrier issue?

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