www.CostaRicaTicas.com

Are we talking the same thing here?

Imagine her ropa is coming off and her extra folds, layers, girth, etc is realeased for viewing having, up to that moment, been expertly wrapped, trussed, or otherwise concealed.

Could be a chica, tica, nica, dominicana, yada, yada. Paid or not, SURPRISE! And it's not your birthday.

I'll only reference working girls from now on in the forum (aka Chicas). Because no member here ever gets to see a plain ole Tica naked.

Admin, accordingly, please rebrand the site and url to Costa Rica Chicas. This would also be a good time to upgrade and bring VIP photos back.

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This just have me instant PTSD.... Thanks a lot!

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Sorry, we've all been there dude.

Bottoms: Ewwww!
Top: Ughhhh!
Bra: Noooooo!
Panties: Never happened to me thank God!

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Sorry, never been there but I think the real surprise would be when the package is unwrapped and Chica becomes Chico. Exactly what do you say in that situation? Excuse me, is that what I think it is? I think there has been some kind of mistake. The way you kissed in the cab, I could have sworn you were a chic. I wondered about the look they gave you at the desk. Can I get my money back? Did you bring condoms? Your friend the cab driver that introduced us, does he get a cut? Didn't I see you with my friend El Diablo last night? No, I don't want to wife up. Nice tits, are they real? You plan to get your ass done next. Colombian or Greek?

Pops, you owe me a new keyboard... I just spit coffee all over mine. Funny shit. Thanks for that.

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We went from merits of strip clubs, to unwrapping fat CHICAS (just for you BD), to how to handle that awkward moment if you find out she is really a he.

What a long strange trip it's been.

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nadda to do with me bud. You feel the need to tell us about some of the horrid nasties you've pulled, so be it.

And in actuality, many members have seen 'ticas' undressed.

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I think we're on different frequencies. I put chicas in caps because you busted me on questionable use of ticas a few posts back.

What can I say? I don't hold back much from my reports. In reality I just had the one gordita 2 trips back. And that was not a surprise on any level. Some others might have gone from muy fina to just fina sin ropa. Which is still fina. Vast majority of pulls I've no regrets looks wise.

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Tone Loc explained it all many years ago about 1:52 into the song:

https://youtu.be/0OP5EnaaYjQ

This thread is phucking hilarious. Pops..LOL That's some funny shit!

moved to other thread

Went to Alcazar late January, they definitely upgraded the place since the last time I was there. I didn't see any chicas that I wanted to do. Actually, not true. There was one curvy chica, but she was held captive by 2 locals who were spending money on chica drinks like they were going off to war that night. By the time they were done, it was kinda late and I was tired. (Btw- When it was time to settle up the bill, I saw the Ticos huddled with the waiters for a while. Maybe they outpartied their wallet. Seems that all was handled to everybody's (or at least the club's) satisfaction and they left.)

The price is 36k/half and 72k/hour. Why would anybody get an hour up front. Get a half and if you want more time, get another half. You're not paying any more or less buy buying up front. First, the waiter said 42k for half, then realized this isn't my first rodeo and came back with 36k.

Wow! That's F'ed up if they tried to rip you off like that. I've not been treated as such, but we always get Gustavo as our waiter, and he knows us on sight. I'm a stickler for my bill, and before he marks anything on it, he will explain the totals with every entry (I challenged him one time, so he knows to keep me informed about everything going onto my bill).

For anyone not familiar, Alcazar will run a 'tab' for you, and it is written on a card that sits in front of you so that you can make sure nothing is added without your approval. However, if you don't exercise the right to watch whenever something is added, then you defeat the purpose of having it in front of you.

There's a nica dancer there named 'Lola'. That chica is the life of any party at Alc. She's been known to finger herself on stage, while she is is slowly doing 360s on the pole ... a nasty little chica you wished lived next door. She is crazier than Luna in a group setting. Totally off the chart!

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Went to Alcazar last night and while most of the chicas were a little too curvy for me I did get to meet and witness "Lola" do her thing on the pole. Pretty cool to see and imho the cutest, wildest girl in there last night. Was there about midnight after leaving the Del Rey due to the lack of talent.

Lola is the hottest thing in that place.

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