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I never lie to chicas....


Cujo

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"Pain is the fuel that fans the flames of my pyre. A battle plan is only as good as the general carrying it out on the field. This is my war son, and I have the biggest bombs and the smallest conscience"...

Good on Cujo - I will start the new topic - what's the biggest /funniest lie - you have ever told to a Chica????? Now we will separate the men from the boys!!!!!! But which Category should I post it under???

Peace, Love, and honest mongers for all,

Don Rico

Don Rico, Please tell us you are not that nieve and gullable This chica has been around for years, comes from a family of "sex workers" (remember I said her sister owns one of the most popular Tico MPs and this chica actually uses the sisters real name when she is working in the SL. Even a total NEWBIE should be able to look at her and know she is not new; BUT newbies fall for her line almost everyday OH yeah!! Yep she is just looking for "love"--one hour at a time and for a price!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! All that said, she IS one of the best at her trade (pleasing men)

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Old and retired but still bang, and bang, and bang!!!

Yes, I am that gullable and I want to fall in love with her Sister Too!!!!! - Well - Maybe not that gullable - but I can be, have been, and hope to be had again!!!!

Peace, love, and buying a little fantasy for all,

Don Rico

I pay them to lie to me.

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A car moves your body, a Harley moves your soul.

Who said that, one of those women who work the Morazan park?

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Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly!

Received this gem from my favorita in an email.

"Trim....... you know that I am not going anymore to the Hotel."

Her fingers on the keyboard/lips were moving.......so it can only mean one thing.......liar, liar, pants on fire!!!

This was only an accidental lie and I'll defend myself by saying it wasn't that big a lie. But it's the funniest thing that ever happened to me with a chica, and althought it's right out of a scene from Blazing Saddles, which is how I came up with the line, it actually happened to me.

One night in the DR just as I got into bed with a chica there was a total power failure. It was so dark that you couldn't see what was next to you. So we just started making out when suddenly she joyfully screams out, "muy grande". Then just like the sheriff I replied "Excuse me mam, but you're sucking on my arm." And of course she was.

Bang Bangs comments above on the lying are all true, I have heard them all from her, except the version on where she lives was Cartago area, vice Guancaste. I'm also the guy Bang Bang mentions who saw the stiches that ran the width of her head just above her neck. Her hair on her lower skull and upper neck was shaved off and the stiches ran the entire width of her head. We also looked at a DVD of her MRI, her name was embedded in the files of her DVD. The MRI showed a brain scan and included the doctors comments, in Spanish of course. I could pick out seizures, and a few other words. She also showed the DVD to the front desk crew at SL while I was there.

Bottom Line. If this was a scam....she sure did a great job convincing everyone. By the way she never asked me for any money. Once again....no arguement on previous B.S. stories and scams on others...but....I think this one was true. The stiches were "real" and gross looking.

"I have cancer and have 4 months of life left." 1/29/10

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El Tigre a Mi Me Acompaña

" I didn't want him to Phuck my ass. I only told him I wanted him to Phuck my ass because I knew his dick wasn't hard and he wouldn't be able to get it inside"

CLASSIC!!

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Why settle for just one woman when you can enjoy them all?