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First wine, that's ok. Then massage, that too can be fun. But letting her control how, when, and where you C*m? Has Netgems become Netdonahue?
Reinforce that being a Dodger is only acceptable LA and only in beisbol. In sexoball the rule is two strikes and she goes back to the putapen.
Note to self: Always bring paper napkins when having dinner at Netgems
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Haha, well, a multi year regular is a different date than a strange ho picked up at Sportsmen's and you ask "Do you blow no condom and are you willing to do 10 different positions?
Once you've had these "relationships" over many years, even though it's unquestionably still a ho n john relationship, and I thank gawd every day in spite of my limited cerebral capacity diminishing daily I still have the sense to realize that, so I'm not bankrolling her entire family down to second cousin twice removed for multiple years...but it metamorphizes into a faux boyfriend/girlfriend situation, you both know each other well and there are great days and there are occasional less than great days when she's feeling moody and wants your sympathy, just like a "normal relationship".
Sometimes this particular one is nothing less than ethereal and the sex encounter is more like mad in love lovemaking that the best 10 hoz in all of Costa Rica couldn't fake, it's a different experience than pounding a drunk ho in a hotel room and expecting "performance" previously agreed to at the bar.
She's earned her returns over the years, but when you've pounded a particular one at least a 100 times, you're going to encounter some occasions when they are...ummm..."distracted"...
This particular time she was stressed over an issue and like it or not, when you know each other intimately, she's hoping her faux boyfriend can help relieve the tension.
Also with these odd relationships, you get the cuddling, snuggling, passion and intimacy you will never get with even the best of the hoz, we sleep together like two jigsaw pieces melting in each others arms, that's an ecstacy in and of itself, even if no pounding or blowing is occuring.
I understand a lot of guys just want hard pounding and a blow, but the lovemaking intimacy experience has it's attraction as well, especially when you're chasing 70 and you haven't had the real thing 25 years plus, and many of the gentlemen mongers who chose the computer business as their career...never...
All in all, this was an off night for her, her mind was on her problems, and I actually enjoyed being the big macho man helping her relax this time, in spite of her refuting all my suggestions, so my joke here was this happens in even the best "girlfriend experiences" sometimes you also take care of them as they take care of you.
And what the hey, I still shot a load down her throat and all over her face while she was gasping and moaning and we both came together simultaneously in the end, so there's that...and the bitching afterwards was icing on the cake...
I mean, you can't even pay a top downtown bar ho to do all that and even toss in the bitching no extra charge...Now THAT'S real girlfriend experience...
It wasn't her most attentive to me night, but still earned her cien, so in these "relationships" you sometimes have to focus on them, but next visit there will be no issues or distractions and the sweet "boyfriend" lays down the law.
These situations are allowed occasionally as long as my needs are met, but not back to back, so next time she's here, she's swinging from the chandelier with her panties over her face while I stand on the dining room table slamming my baby maker in her g spot sending her swinging back and forth in the air screaming, I told her I want to try new things...
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