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PostPosted: Sat Dec 12, 2015 9:52 pm 
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Forget strip clubs. I have come to the conclusion that strip clubs in CR are not worth the hassle. (I don't even consider thinking about SC in the US. :lol: ) The rooms in the SC's are 10x worse than the tico MP's. They are dark as shit, dirty, you don't want to touch anything with bare skin, especially the floor. SC's are the epitome of clock-watching, everything is timed, they go by songs, they don't even need a watch. And it's a huge pain in the ass with the $12 chica drinks to even talk to them before the session.

Honestly man, why do you even bother leaving the comforts of home? You do nothing but slam places that don't meet your pre-defined notions of 'Western Cleanliness'. You expect everything to be the Ritz. Fine, but don't talk shit about places based solely on this singular point.

The rooms at Alcazar are nicer than most hotel rooms I've stayed in. And the rooms at Le Gri and Pantera Rosa absolutely scream 'cheap, messy sex'!!! Ok, so that's not your cup of tea. But it is MINE! And I don't appreciate you telling new visitors to "Forget strip clubs" because you think everyone is just like you.

Strip Clubs are different than MPs, which are different from Del Rey independents. Any first timer should check out all the options and then decide what works for them. Now, back to topic.

I hit Pantera Rosa last week. Lady Drinks are $24, and not $12. The 30 minute room has no shower, and costs about 37k. The hourly 'suite' is 120k ... (that's $240 dollars to the mathematically limited of us). These are what I was quoted, and I had to ask 3 times to make sure I was hearing it right.

Alcazar is the cleanest club that I have visited. Drinks are 6k and the 30 minute room is 30k'ish. I remember the 'hour' being double, but if you buy overpriced bottles of liquer they don't care about time overruns.

J&N is the second cleanest, but I cannot recall the rooms. Someone else will have to speak to them.

Le Grillon is dumpy from the first entrance, but it has an endearing (lack of) quality about it. Just don't sit west of the stage: it reeks of toilet! The 30 minute rooms are minimal, and the 'bench' is not made for mish, so you're looking at feet on the floor sex, which suits me just fine.

Arcadas ... for me it's the "Calle Seis" of the strip clubs. Occasionally a diamond can be found, but it's not my kind of place. Oh, and they play porn on the tv in case the dancer doesn't do it for you.


If you just want the girls company it's $12 and they will sit next to you and enjoy a drink roughly 10-15mins, they don't tell you about this.I ended up finding out from one of the waiters. $24 gets you the drinks + table dance. I had 2 different girls i just spent time with for $12 each and didn't get the table dance. I don't know bout hourly at since i did the half hour he said $68, $60 for 30Mins and $8 for a drink or room usage I don't know.


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 13, 2015 1:31 am 
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BashfulDwarf wrote:
Honestly man, why do you even bother leaving the comforts of home? You do nothing but slam places that don't meet your pre-defined notions of 'Western Cleanliness'. You expect everything to be the Ritz. Fine, but don't talk shit about places based solely on this singular point.

Like everybody on this board, I have the right to my opinions. Nobody is forced to follow my advice. If you don't like what I write, too phucking bad, get over it. But don't give me this shit about staying home, I have 4 times as many trips as you chief.


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 13, 2015 1:43 am 
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Something got lost in translation if you paid $24 for a chica drink to feel her up at the table. LOL


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Went to San Jose Friday night. The Sportsmans was okay for girls in the 4 to 7 range. Nothing to get excited about. The Del Rey had more women but all in the 4 to 7 range. The better looking ones have been there every night for years and have attitudes I don't tolerate. When it gets this bad I go to strip clubs. At least after seeing them naked you are not surprised at what falls out or down when they take off their clothes. My favorite club is Alcazar. The average girl there I would rate as an 8. I go to strip clubs to get entertained. I paid a cover charge of $12 to get in. For that I got 3 mixed drinks. There were at least 15 dancers. A drink for one of the girls cost $13 . The girl gets three dollars of this. For this you get a full contact lap dance, a dick massage, anything she can do to try to convince you to take her to a room. To take the girl to the room it costs $60 for a half hour. She gets thirty of it. I have been in the states for two months. This was my first night out. I was ready to get entertained. The first girl I took was a Nica who lives in Tibas. I bought her two drinks, got lap dances for thirty minutes and had a great session in the room. The advantage of this for me is I get their number and I know she will go for $30 for a half hour, $60 for an hour. She is use to making three or four hundred a week. The club has plenty of customers, mostly Ticos who come to look, may buy them a drink or two but rarely finish the deal. The average customer can't afford to drop a hundred dollars at the club. I can take her to dinner, $40, take her to my favorite, no-tell-motel, Hotel Paseo Ruta 32, $40, give her $120 and spend 4 hours with her for a total of $200. It all comes down to the quality of experience you are looking for. At this point in life I would rather have one quality session a week than 5 mediocre. Even if the price was the same. I live here and can session any time I want. Strip clubs have their advantages and can be fun but can be a major rip off if you don't understand how they work. I advise caution and going with someone who knows the ropes until you are comfortable.


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 13, 2015 2:00 pm 
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Thanks Pops.
I have never been to strip clubs but your post makes me think it could be something I will enjoy.
I must go to Alcazar the next time I am there.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 13, 2015 5:33 pm 
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Great review and explanation, Pops. I've been coming to CR since 2003 and lived there 2 years (2007-2009). I've been to almost all MP's, HDR, SL and the various stages of ZB/Scores over the years, had favorites routinely come over and spend the night when I lived there but oddly never went to a strip club. :shock:

Seems like it's more expensive than picking a girl from the other venues but a well made point is you get a free look at what you'll be getting ahead of time, no surprising sags or scars, and the entertainment sounds like fun, plus getting cell #'s for future encounters and it may just be on my occasional to do list when I retire there.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 13, 2015 10:29 pm 
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But don't give me this shit about staying home, I have 4 times as many trips as you chief.

Yeah, like yer ancient complaints about roaches at HLH and dirty sheets at Relax, right? Yer advice is as dated as yer newbie thread. I'm headed out next week for my 18th visit this year. I KNOW what the scene looks like NOW, not 5 years ago. Yer opinions mean exactly ... squat!

In the last 4 months your posts have gone from somewhat balanced to a 'holier than thou', 'my way or the highway', arrogant, denigrating pile of tripe. I can't even remember the last 'positive' post you've made. I don't know if you've got issues, or a chip on your shoulder. So how about objectively reading your comments BEFORE you post, huh?

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 13, 2015 10:32 pm 
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Pops wrote:
... At this point in life I would rather have one quality session a week than 5 mediocre...

+1 to this.

I'm still all about doing three a day, but if one isn't worth remembering fondly, then the entire day's a waste.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 13, 2015 11:02 pm 
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But don't give me this shit about staying home, I have 4 times as many trips as you chief.

Yeah, like yer ancient complaints about roaches at HLH and dirty sheets at Relax, right? Yer advice is as dated as yer newbie thread. I'm headed out next week for my 18th visit this year. I KNOW what the scene looks like NOW, not 5 years ago. Yer opinions mean exactly ... squat!

In the last 4 months your posts have gone from somewhat balanced to a 'holier than thou', 'my way or the highway', arrogant, denigrating pile of tripe. I can't even remember the last 'positive' post you've made. I don't know if you've got issues, or a chip on your shoulder. So how about objectively reading your comments BEFORE you post, huh?

What are you phucking staliking me or my posts? That's phucking creepy. Once again, if you don't like what I post, that's too phucking bad. Why don't you add me to your FOE list so all my posts will be hidden from your view. This way I don't have to worry about you not liking what I post. I'd hate to lose any more sleep over it. :roll:

Instead of criticizing my posts, why don't you create your own up to date version? You are nothing more than an argumentative little bitch. I have seen you go back and forth with a few members, arguing for the sake of arguing. What kind of person gets arrested and hassled by cops every trip? I have over 70 trips to 8 countries, and know others who have been there more times, and have not had 1 contact with police. Hard to imagine what kind of clown do you have to be in public.. You are not the type of person newbies should be taking advice from in my opinion.

Keep going every 2-3 weeks (that's a call for help), and keep those Western Unions coming (how many are you supporting now?).


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 13, 2015 11:28 pm 
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What are you phucking staliking me or my posts? That's phucking creepy. Once again, if you don't like what I post, that's too phucking bad. Why don't you add me to your FOE list so all my posts will be hidden from your view. This way I don't have to worry about you not liking what I post. I'd hate to lose any more sleep over it. :roll:

Instead of criticizing my posts, why don't you create your own up to date version? You are nothing more than an argumentative little bitch. I have seen you go back and forth with a few members, arguing for the sake of arguing. What kind of person gets arrested and hassled by cops every trip? I have over 70 trips to 8 countries, and know others who have been there more times, and have not had 1 contact with police. Hard to imagine what kind of clown do you have to be in public.. You are not the type of person newbies should be taking advice from in my opinion.

Keep going every 2-3 weeks (that's a call for help), and keep those Western Unions coming (how many are you supporting now?).


... yawn ...

Orange, GO to San Jose, and give us a report on what's going on there. Until then, yer useless to the newbies. Just sit down and be quiet.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2015 3:47 am 
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Gentlemen,

I know some of us have passionate feelings about how they like to spend their entertainment dollars in Costa Rica. At the same time, I expect we aren't always going to agree.

That doesn't necessitate calling each other names. Please let's keep the debate civil.

There is some good information in this thread and I thank everyone for their contributions.

Pops report on Alcazar was spot on and very much welcome. Everything about the other clubs comes across as accurate as well. I compliment Alcazar for doing a good job of keeping their drink prices at a reasonable rate for many years now. Personally, I've never had a bad time at Alcazar.

It should also be mentioned that CRT advertiser the Pirate Club is an excellent option as well. Their prices are especially competitive and there is a deal on Monday nights (call them if you need details). There had been some complaints in past years with unexplained drink charges. But, i think that's been cleaned up when the manager was replaced. Over the past year, I have never had a bad time at the Pirate Club.

It should be understood that upward price pressure has been seen for several years now at Le Grillion and Pantra Rosa. In the later case, it appears much money has been spent on remodeling and there was perhaps a change in administration. So, they are not as economical options as they once were.

N-J was a high price club that become more competitively priced a few years ago. It's under the same management as Arcadas, Monaco and Las Margaritas. It has been said that some of those clubs are seedy. However, some of us may enjoy seedy and cheap.

As far as paying for chica drinks at the club, that's an individual choice. It's important for guys to understand that the girls get a commission for selling the drinks. However, some guys like to pet their chicas out in the club. So what?

Above all, things change and opinions will differ. Let's try to help each other out, share information and stay friends.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2015 9:43 am 
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Gentlemen,

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Above all, things change and options will differ. Let's try to help each other out, share information and stay friends.

Apologies to all for the hijack. To be open, Orange and I have met before in San Jose, and we get along just fine in person. It's that his online persona and my online persona don't get along. Still, we are supposed to know where to draw the line. If I called him any names, I retract and apologize to him and everyone for degrading the thread.

'nuff said.

My opinion is that all newbies should try to visit one or two of the clubs in San Jose to have the experience. As Orange pointed out, they're not for everyone, but you must decide for yourself if it suits you.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2015 11:14 am 
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ashiq008 wrote:
Hello, it's gonna be my first time to San Jose, I will arrive on Thursday 9:30pm, any recommendation on which strip clubs I should visit that night? And how late they are open?

Ok, weekend is over... did you go to any strip clubs? Would love to hear back from a first-timer.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2015 3:12 pm 
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Yes, you are right. We should act like gentlemen so I apologize also for getting personal.


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2015 9:03 pm 
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THANKS FOR THE HELP AND INFO, I AM GOING IN JANUARY 2ND WEEK...JUST TRYING TO PICK UP TIPS FROM THE PROS. :)


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