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PostPosted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 3:38 pm 
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^ yeah thats why i said it sounds so pathetic. since he never answered back what the hell. he must have one helluva personality to even consider that. or elephantitis. grim anyway you look at it.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 3:45 pm 
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LAdiablo wrote:
^ yeah thats why i said it sounds so pathetic. since he never answered back what the hell. he must have one helluva personality to even consider that. or elephantitis. grim anyway you look at it.



Well maybe its because you were not nice to him, and did not validate his <stupid> question......who would want to post back when their question has not been answered nicely......

Or maybe he's a troll?

<Just f.u.c.k.i.n.g. with you based upon that other thread :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol: :roll: >


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 3:55 pm 
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Pay the chica for the whole year. She is going to stay the same amount of time no matter what. I bet she gets the K*D is sick call within the first hour...


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 4:08 pm 
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Pay the chica for the whole year. She is going to stay the same amount of time no matter what. I bet she gets the K*D is sick call within the first hour...



WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 10:55 pm 
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Gweiss I have some property South of Key West that I would like to sell. There are a few squatters on it ,but I am sure if you wrote them a check they would move. A puta can only think about 5 minutes ahead so that dispels the thought of future loyalty and repeat business. :lol:


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 21, 2013 12:38 am 
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I might go to India, and just buy a lady outright.

Trust me, you wouldn't want to do that. Very very few good (or even decent) looking women here.


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 12, 2013 11:46 am 
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Last year a real cute spinner walked into the SL, fresh off the farm. It didn't take too long for a gringo to make her an offer she took. $750 a month plus English lessons. Two or three days off each week to be with her family. Lasted about a year.

A couple years ago a neighbor made an offer to one of the very hot, busty, thin HRD bartenders for $1500 a month plus an apt. on his estate. She was eager to do it. He backed out.


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 12, 2013 2:07 pm 
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Be careful ! Costa Rica male gringo/chica tica laws are weird and strict. After 3 weeks you could be declared her common law husband, have your bank account confiscated and owe Ch*ld support for her 2 to 3 chillens...

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 12, 2013 3:55 pm 
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Be careful ! Costa Rica male gringo/chica tica laws are weird and strict. After 3 weeks you could be declared her common law husband, have your bank account confiscated and owe Ch*ld support for her 2 to 3 chillens...


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Not sure if that is a typo or you simply do not know the law and decided to make up your own version.

In Costa Rica you (currently JUST a man and a woman) are considered Common-Law (“Union Libre”) after living together JUST 3 years - hence - entitled to all the same rights as a married couple. To prove it, you just need a couple witnesses and a judge.

If you want Alimony, you must file it within 2 years of separation.

Together less than 3 years? She is is not entitled to any $$ legally. (I’m not sure how Implied Promise type things - like the man promised to take care of her forever, or she quit her job for him or something.) .

Had K*ds together? That’s a separate Paternity/Ch*ld support case and far different from Ch*ldren that were hers prior to your relationship.(Law 8101 Ley de Paternidad Responsable).

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 12, 2013 4:58 pm 
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Netgems wrote:
Be careful ! Costa Rica male gringo/chica tica laws are weird and strict. After 3 weeks you could be declared her common law husband, have your bank account confiscated and owe Ch*ld support for her 2 to 3 chillens...


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After 3 weeks


Not sure if that is a typo or you simply do not know the law and decided to make up your own version.

In Costa Rica you (currently JUST a man and a woman) are considered Common-Law (“Union Libre”) after living together JUST 3 years - hence - entitled to all the same rights as a married couple. To prove it, you just need a couple witnesses and a judge.

If you want Alimony, you must file it within 2 years of separation.

Together less than 3 years? She is is not entitled to any $$ legally. (I’m not sure how Implied Promise type things - like the man promised to take care of her forever, or she quit her job for him or something.) .

Had K*ds together? That’s a separate Paternity/Ch*ld support case and far different from Ch*ldren that were hers prior to your relationship.(Law 8101 Ley de Paternidad Responsable).


I was just joking, exaggerating for effect, thanks for the info, very useful for all of us. I did hear a gringo could be made to pay Ch*ld support for her K*ds even if they are not his, don't know if there's any truth to that or if it's true under certain circumstances.

A friend of mine here, no Stanford grad, if you get my meaning, married an ex HLH puta, not even one of the better ones, and she left him after 90 days and he thought she had some rights to his condo, etc., so he sold it fast and stopped his ss and pension from coming to his CR bank account and fled back to the U.S. Don't know if he knew something or was just over reacting...

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 12, 2013 5:04 pm 
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I paid 3K for about 28 days in the DR. Live in a one room apartment with her, enjoyed the first couple of weeks - long story short - I would think long and hard about it because it does not stop @ the 3K . every-time there is any thing that cost..guess who up to bat. learned a lot though, and what I learned is that I'm not a Dominican - no matter how hard I tried, but don't let me rain on your parade, go for it and enjoy - just do it with your eyes wide open.


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 12, 2013 5:24 pm 
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I got an idea, how about schedule four of them for 1 week each, you get the girl friend experience AND variety. If any one turns out to be a drag, toss her out and call the upcoming one to come in early...

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 12, 2013 6:24 pm 
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Netgems wrote:

I was just joking, exaggerating for effect,


Unfortunately there are people who read something like that and because it contains no emoticons or other disclaimers believe it to be fact.

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married an ex HLH puta, not even one of the better ones, and she left him after 90 days and he thought she had some rights to his condo, etc., so he sold it fast and stopped his ss and pension from coming to his CR bank account and fled back to the U.S...


Key word there is married. Once you marry her she has certain rights. Not much different than the states.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 12, 2013 6:55 pm 
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So a troll started this thread? He never came back to respond.


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PostPosted: Wed Apr 17, 2013 5:31 am 
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my initial thought imminently after reading the first sentence of the OPs post was..
Are you fu*king nuts?
enough said


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