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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2012 2:34 pm 
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That is an impossible number for members of CRT or almost anyone else to calculate.

Most CRT mongers never get out of the gulch. Well there are working girls in every barrio of San Jose and every other pueblo in Costa-Rica.

How many guys here have ever ventured into Desamparados or the Hatillo's? By the way I do not suggest you do so unless you are with a local who you know very well and trust totally. Both areas are loaded with working girls the vast majority of who never venture into the gringo mongering areas of San Jose.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2012 3:27 pm 
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I'm surprised no one has posted the right answer yet.

The answer is, of course, 42.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2012 3:55 pm 
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At the main spots and Tico massage parlors on a busy day 400-500

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2012 4:04 pm 
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Irish Drifter wrote:
Most CRT mongers never get out of the gulch. Well there are working girls in every barrio of San Jose and every other pueblo in Costa-Rica.

How many guys here have ever ventured into Desamparados or the Hatillo's? By the way I do not suggest you do so unless you are with a local who you know very well and trust totally. Both areas are loaded with working girls the vast majority of who never venture into the gringo mongering areas of San Jose.


That's why I'll probably never leave the gulch, Irish! Your statement negates me ever leaving because:

I don't know a local tico who'll show me around the Hatillo's and who I know very well and trust. I want to bang local chicks but I can't because I don't know anyone local. I don't speak conversational Spanish too well and to top it off I'm a gringo(foreign charges and upsell will apply). I guess I'll never know how many working chicas there are. Damn :mrgreen:

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2012 5:49 pm 
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Miamiheller wrote:
I'm surprised no one has posted the right answer yet.

The answer is, of course, 42.

Mh


One just found a rich gringo (sucker) who is going to pay her to stay out of the business. Its now down to 41. :mrgreen:

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2012 6:10 pm 
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You don't have to go to the Barrios to bang some of the local girls. Try bar la Margarita, Molino Rojo, Miss Caribe. Very few gringos go to these palces.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2012 6:28 pm 
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Bktuna wrote:
At the main spots and Tico massage parlors on a busy day 400-500


Pattaya is supposed to have 20,000 hookers at any given moment. Do the math. :D

Sure, sex with a fat girl may be fun, but I woulldn't offer more than a pizza and a six-pack for it, much less travel to another country to pay for it. Whenever I see the oft-used phrase "I value performance more than looks", I take that as "I weigh more than 300 pounds, so any girl under 200 is skinny to me." :P :mrgreen: Really, if you're gonna pay for sex, then you should pay for something that you could never get for free, e.g. a girl that looked like she stepped out of Playboy.


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2012 6:42 pm 
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HikerTom wrote:
Bktuna wrote:
At the main spots and Tico massage parlors on a busy day 400-500


Pattaya is supposed to have 20,000 hookers at any given moment. Do the math. :D

Sure, sex with a fat girl may be fun, but I woulldn't offer more than a pizza and a six-pack for it, much less travel to another country to pay for it. Whenever I see the oft-used phrase "I value performance more than looks", I take that as "I weigh more than 300 pounds, so any girl under 200 is skinny to me." :P :mrgreen: Really, if you're gonna pay for sex, then you should pay for something that you could never get for free, e.g. a girl that looked like she stepped out of Playboy.


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2012 9:06 pm 
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HikerTom wrote:
Now, if you like fat girls, then you indeed have a much wider selection


Brouhajajaja!! Good one :lol: :lol: :shock:


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2012 11:09 pm 
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HikerTom wrote:
Bktuna wrote:
At the main spots and Tico massage parlors on a busy day 400-500


Pattaya is supposed to have 20,000 hookers at any given moment. Do the math. :D


I am the only one that couldn't give a Rat's Ass if Pattaya has 100,000 hookers. If Pattaya is where you want to go then by all means go there but it has absolutely nothing to do with San Jose, Costa Rica.


Hint: Costa Rica = A country in Central America, Ticas = What the women in this country are called.

Therefore "Costaricaticas.com does not equal Pattayaprostitutes.com

Can anybody see a pattern here?

And just in case it isn't clear, "We don't care about how many whores you find in Asia." Entendiste?

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2012 12:40 am 
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HikerTom wrote:
And of the SJ working chicas, there is a relatively small group that are truly worth paying for, which is why you keep seeing the same names over and over again.....but if you want slim swimsuit-model or Playboy types, then you're limited to the popular chicas that get mentioned.


That's the impression I got. Thanks to the TR's I have a general idea of the main girls I'd like to see in certain spots if they're available. If they're not around I'm sure I'll find others to keep me occupied.


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 12:12 pm 
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Luvsack wrote:
Reading various trip reports past and present it seems like the same names pop up over and over - I'm still planning my first trip staying at HLH and I feel as if I know the main line up already :). Maybe these are just the superstars and they get rave reviews. But it seems in AC or Pattaya it would be challenging to find a girl that is mentioned in some reports.



If your point is some places - and chicas - get "overmentioned" on CRT, you may have a point - but it means that many like/enjoy what they provide, which is fine, especially in the case of HLH, an excellent place on many (all...) levels -

Too, it also could mean that they don't venture out of the Gultch or into Costa Rica itself and therefore don't have a very wide frame of reference, which I think was the theme of ID's post.

Believe me, you will not suffer from a lack of choice. And while some girls frequently mentioned are great providers, don't get overly fixated on finding them - plently who are great are not mentioned and the best thing to do is develop your own list - and every MP girl who does not work in HLH is a fugly - many, to be sure, but thats why you have to walk, visit, and develop your own contacts.


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 12:29 pm 
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Actually, you might find out that the ones that are touted are not the most attractive out there. YMMV, IMHO and all the other bullshit aside, I don't generally find the CRT darlings all that when I actually see them face to face. Just come on down and find your own talent. You'll be much happier than chasing another guy's opinion of what is hot. Case in point. I'm grabbing a quick dinner last night at the SL and notice that one of the chicas that gets raved about all the time is getting pretty thick in the midsection. Now our mileage may vary, but I don't put muffin tops in the "hot" category. :shock: Moral of the story is that everybody needs to do their own shopping. Don't trust old photos and trip reports.


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 1:01 pm 
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you will be surprised at how many good looking girls are available to you.You can also enjoy the company and service's of some of the so called superstars if you find them.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 1:03 pm 
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Thirdworld wrote:
Actually, you might find out that the ones that are touted are not the most attractive out there. YMMV, IMHO and all the other bullshit aside, I don't generally find the CRT darlings all that when I actually see them face to face. Just come on down and find your own talent. You'll be much happier than chasing another guy's opinion of what is hot. Case in point. I'm grabbing a quick dinner last night at the SL and notice that one of the chicas that gets raved about all the time is getting pretty thick in the midsection. Now our mileage may vary, but I don't put muffin tops in the "hot" category. :shock: Moral of the story is that everybody needs to do their own shopping. Don't trust old photos and trip reports.



We can say this 1000 times, but like clockwork, there will be a question (often in the newbi section) about looking for a particular girl, or worse :lol: , a bartender - often its a 1st to a 5th post, but not always -

YM(Will)V is a given when it comes to matters of personal taste - All too often - which is why as a rule I'm not interested in anothers "10" - their 10 is my 5 or 6 and neither of us is wrong.

Too, many want to be spoon fed - or are just shy - but nothing beats having your own - or at least a few personal contacts.

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