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I would say you should do the following:

1. Accept the drink a girl gives you.

2. When paying for the drinks, make sure you flash a lot of $20 bills. You should also do this while wearing a Breitling watch.

3. When you are about to black out from the roofie the girl gave you, open the safe...you can alway trust a girl with the open safe.

4. You take a shower before she does.

5. Make sure she knows where your ipod is.

6. Tell her its ok for her to raid the fridge and food the hotel gives you. Afterall, you don't care about paying $6 for pringles.

7. When she asks for $ for a cab, always give them a $20 and ask for change...I'm sure they'll give it to you.

8. The girl might give you a hard luck story that entails her needing even more $ from you. Believe her. She's living a tough life.

9. You can always tell you have a keeper when the girl says, "Don't play with my tits. Don't touch my panocha. No kissing" This is the girl you start gaping. You don't even have to ask. She's a real winner.

10. If you meet a girl at the bar and she tells you $300, that's the one you want.


In all seriousness, please do the complete opposite of everything just said. It should prevent a lot of troubles...

BB

run out of money and valuables.

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(export version only, some restrictions may apply, some assembly required, not valid where the sun don't shine...

if you live in the states of Poverty, Darkness or anywhere outside of The Blessings of Civilization Trust, Inc...other rules may apply)

little something I have done lately. There is car dealership around here and for promo sends out CC cards for a contest or promo ( come swipe you card and win a car/discount. they used to send out keys for the same thing ) With out taking time to read the card carefully they look real. My name is on front and I then sign the back just like any CC.
SO I leave it lay around some where in the hotel room, not in total plain sight, but like you put the card down and forgot about it, like half under some receipts or other papers. But some where that I can see in a glance it if is gone..but no to open that it looks like a trap.
You can beat any eagle eyes thief ( thief's have 12/20 vision )will spot the card in a second. CC card way to tempting a target for any thief to pass up..

Will not stop her, but when you hang up your pants with your back turned / or take a piss and the card is gone when you look again out of the corner of your eye , it is time to take a complete inventory of your room.

Also a way to check on house maids/guards or any else who has access to your room when you are not there, knowing you are gone and they have hours to ring up charges on the CC, the card is a super find, you may not be liable for more then $50 on a real card, but now you know your stuff is being watched closely

I have dropped these cards/ and 0.00 balance gift cards in Gas station parking lots for fun, and it is a riot watching some one scoop it up, try and hide the fact and then run like hell. Priceless when they try to use it.

Just anther trick

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I can't wait to follow bb's advice!

Xman, you are a twisted character... I like it.. I was actually thinking along the lines of leaving something that they might want to take, that would have consequences. Nothing that is gonna hurt them, maybe something in the mini bar to give them a good case of the hershey squirts. Maybe some funny money.... That is a pretty good one with the card...

i like to wipe the sweat off my balls with ones and fives, and leave them hanging around...same principle, differnat technique

Dont forget to stick a tooth brush up your a** and allow her to brush her teeth when she is done with a terrible session of course this should never be done with/after a good session

plus, remember which tooth brush

Thirdworld " Xman, you are a twisted character.. "

thanks for the nice words ( bit this is kind of tame compared to some other things )

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I just asked the Front desk to Pull everything out and they did....

I always do the same , then short trip to grocery store for what I want. beer and diet coke for my room, I like to see them take a 2 liter jug of coke out in their purses, few can of beer I can always live with if they go missing, and chip will go stale before they get home, but maybe with that CC they got from me, they can always buy some more

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If you are paranoid about taking a chica back to your room, you can always use a short time hotel or go to a MP in the first place... Common sense goes a long way, no matter what country you're in...

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Amen Brother (or it's equivalent elsewhere)

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"Amen, brother"-ED

Its good to always be a little paranoid. Even after 4 Patrons, 3 Stoli sodas, and a Jaeger bomb or two, I'm still in that zone where you just don't trust anyone. The only thing I can compare it to is like if you've been drinking a lot and all of the sudden a police officer is talking to you. You may not remember how you got there, but you know its important to have your wits about you when conversing with a police officer. Same thing with the girls. Go out have a blast, but know that each one of them can steal anything of yours if you let them.

But THE BEST way of putting yourself at ease is the interview. Every seasoned veteran has their routine. Ask them about their family, only if they drink a shot with you, must be down for gaping...Whatever.

My interview goes like this. Talk to them and watch their eyes. If they're too shifty and looking everywhere else, you're just business...Next! If they look at you and start talking to you and within 2 minutes bring up business, you are just business...Next! If you are talking to them, they are laughing, have more than one drink with you, never bring up business, that's the winner. Phase II goes into affect and you start telling them what you like. Or at least checking to see if they're a prude or have too many rules. Bottom line, you lower your chances of getting a scammer chick that wants to steal. If you do your interview right, you get a 90% success rate of having fun with cool girls that don't just treat you like business....

Of course, ymmv.

BB