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Thanks for the great subject, but I am confused by this line.

What are we talking about "confronted by a puto"? I would cringe, too, if I was confronted by a puto. This is why I never take shortcuts through Morazon park .

EL C, great thread and to the point. Last night I was having dinner at La Amistad and a 60+ Canadian was trying to hit on Gretzell, the new barmaid at La Amistad, not to say the least at those trying to hit on Asta every minute. Both ladies are married and with their husbands working just steps away from them, so much disrespect and class less AO’s. But the phucking drunks just do not get it. Just phucking amazing.

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Drunks hitting on bartenders is an age old thing, maybe not right but an expected event if under control. I know Asta can handle it.

This thread made me laugh out loud, thanks! Just today I was involved in a heated argument along the same lines on the chatline in Toronto, another popular destination for guys "south of our border", where apparently there are many more SPs than in the average US city. And they can advertise legally!

Excellent points, El Ciego. And in regards to the post about a fellow senior citizen of Canada pestering the staff at La Amistad, I will apologize for his behaviour when I arrive in two weeks.

Regards to all,
Doug

Doug @ www.terb.ca

There's a difference of course. Our drunken louts are gentlemen at the core and wouldn't willingly do anything to fu*k up somebody else's good time.

It comes down to this for me: If you can't do the drug, don't do the drug. I don't care if we're talking cocaine or caffeine, rum or reefer, Nyquil or NoDoz... if whatever you use turns on your asshole system while shutting off common sense and regard for others, it becomes a problem for others around you.

To answer an earlier question: The chicas refer to mongers as "putos." Of course, puto could also mean gigolo...but they'd use gigolo for that.

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El C,
What is non sense to you might not be to others. Your remarks on what should and shouldn’t be talked about on the board are something that an ADMIN of a site would do and that is why I made my comment. I think the biggest mistake that “newbie” made was to PM you. Obviously you don’t have the patience for someone asking you advice in regards to some mongering tips. But I am glad to find another person on the board who knows it all. lol

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Wow! Who pissed in your Wheaties this morning/evening? I never said what should or should not be posted. I was just reacting.

As far as the newbie goes, you have no idea the amount of time I've spent back and forth with this good guy. We've exchanged numerous PMs, and I have been extremely patient with him. He's a good guy, but he let a girl work him over and was hurt, plus he spent an exhorbitant (by anyone's standards) amount of money on her.

I have never claimed to know it all. Never. I can only report on my experiences and remind guys that this board (in my view) is about fun, recreation and yes...prostitutes. I am Amazed and saddened by the number of guys who allow themselves to be swindled, manipulated, and eventually wounded by some of these girls. It's sad, and in my opinion unnecessary.

I am trying to warn those who are maybe emotionally weak, or needy, or ultra-lonely that this place, this activity isn't about real love.

Did I injure you on a personal level? Are you one of these guys who believes he'll find one that's different? I hope not to have upset you or anyone else; that was never my intention.

I also have always, always publically acknowledged that there will always be exceptions. Although I've never (underline "never") heard of a single monger-prostitute relationship turning out well, I am certain that it can happen. Hey, I'm a romantic at heart who believes in true love.

Again, if my words have injured you, hurt your pride or whatever...I apologize.

Now kindly Phuck off and go pull your pud.

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LMAO! ok............................No, you didn’t hurt my feelings at all so no need to apologize. I do have a novia and we met at the Duty Free shop but my novia is different than all the rest of them whores or at least I thought so. But after reading your post and then sitting back and thinking about it, I come to the conclusion that the little whore is only with me because of my pocket book. Wow, thanks for all the enlightening points of knowledge, you saved me some future heartache. I’m just glad I didn’t start a family with the little hooker.

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LOL

Okay, Brent... you win.

Boynton:

Apology was for offending Brent before. The Phuck off and go pull your pud deal was to discourage future nonsense. See how well THAT worked?

Blue balls? Naw. Took care of that. Pulled my pud.

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EL C now you just ruined my outlook Here I was all this time thinking I was Gods gift to women

NYG

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And deep too!!!

G., you are God's gift to women. And in thanks and gratitude, you give gifts to women.

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Thanks! Now I feel better


NYG

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One way it seems to expand the Age range, without worrying about looks so much is to take salsa and or merengue (sp) lessons, but to do it with the locals. It is a great way to learn spanish, and an awesome ice breaker with just "Vamos Bailar" followed with the Coma se llama, leading up to "Te puedo invatar un trago" may I invite you for a drink. The chicas seemed to be impressed with the dancing, and it is a good way to see the sweat rivulets start running down their brown cleavage

Excellent point! I would amplify by saying, anything you can do to learn about and understand tica culture/Latina culture helps. Having more to talk about than whether or not she'll fellate you without a condom makes you more interesting. Learn a bit for instance about who the popular musicians are, what television shows are most watched (surprise, some of them will be American) et cetera.

As far as dancing goes:

I dance like old people screw. Worse yet, I screw like old people dance....

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