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Maybe they liked fuglys, with all the talk on the board about good service from the fives they took the advice

Maybe they were just happy to have any chica flirt with them....

Cujo

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"Pain is the fuel that fans the flames of my pyre. A battle plan is only as good as the general carrying it out on the field. This is my war son, and I have the biggest bombs and the smallest conscience"...

Dude........ you are preaching to the choir man. I fully intend to utilize you guys on the ground. So you just make sure your schedule is clear the second weekend of June. That's exactly why I'm here now. Reading, learning and making friends. I have no intention of running the gauntlet alone. That I think would be foolish, much like the guys in your story.

This why I hit a MP for the stale load

I like both the chicas in the MPs and the ones in the DR/SL. However I think even the guys who don't like the MPs would agree that they are very good for the nuisance nut(s).

I've only been to CR a handful of times but during each visit I started out with two or three chicas at New Fantasy. I don't think I ever went back there after the first day of each trip.

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"All them women gonna make me,
teach 'em what they don't know how..." TMIB

I'd have to agree. Also it might be a good idea before your flight back. Given my distaste for MP's, I wised up when I realized mostly all my session are TLN's now. Nothing better then hittin that one more time in the morning before you go.

Cujo

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"Pain is the fuel that fans the flames of my pyre. A battle plan is only as good as the general carrying it out on the field. This is my war son, and I have the biggest bombs and the smallest conscience"...

Absolutely true. I love TLNs throughout a trip. It's great to roll over at 4am and have one or more chicas on hand. It's especially good the last night of a trip to avoid last minute searching in the morning. And it works great anywhere: Asia, Europe, Latin America or wherever

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"All them women gonna make me,
teach 'em what they don't know how..." TMIB

Perfect read for a newbie...brilliant!

Extrapolation:

The booze and cheap perfume now overwhelming four addled male brains, the four, along with their female companions' combined 690 lb./23 yards extra skin go to their separate lodgings. The beer goggles are on, and by God, each fella is going to get phucked.

Newbie #1 leaves his wallet on the bedside table, subsequently visiting the bano solo. Wonders the next day where he spent the additional $300.00.

Newbie #2 is overwhelmed by an unearthly zombie crotch stench that assails his nostrils as soon as Hippopotama (her professional name) removes the panties that he notes with dismay are larger than his own jockeys. Despite taking 40 mg. of Cialis, the booze, loose skin, stretch marks, odor and a tattoo of a skull with worm-eaten eye sockets conspire to kill his erection. Embarrassed, he spends the hour watching telenovellas as his chica causes a permanent depression in his mattress.

Newbie #3 is the congenial host of the group. He invites the chica to a drink. "Minibar's right over there," he points and mumbles. "Help yourself..." After consuming $47.00 worth of booze, his chica vomits prodigiously on his crotch during half-hearted covered fellatio.

Newbie #4 gets lucky. His bottom-feeder turns out to be loving, fun and skilled in the sack. There's no rush, she scolds him for carelessly leaving his wallet on the bedside table. He busts twice with much laughter and playfulness. She refuses a tip, grateful for the $60.00 she eventually charged him (nobody in the group really negotiated back in the bar).

My new friends, Pacifica's tale above has a moral. Several of them, actually. Most of us have lived through similar rites of passage and have learned from them. If you pay attention to the top post in this topic, you might be able to avoid this particular rite of passage.

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

You see very clearly for a blind man El C. You sure you didn't get the after action report from the heifer herd?

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"Your love gives me such a thrill
but your love don't pay my bills,
I NEED THE MONEY!" - John Lee Hooker

Disclaimer: The above is merely the opinion of the author unless specific scientific data is included.
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Thanks to this board, on my first trip I did NOT have a bad time. I still remember this plump (I only like spinners) Nica I think, tried to tell me that I was going to do her and her only, and now. But I had done my homework and I very nicey told her No Mas Leche ! Didn't have to get nasty, and even if I was sitting at the bar in SL that I was not going to puck her. She was real pushy too. I noticed that her hard sell did not go over to well at the SL.
Now I'm planning trip 3 , still think I'm a newby in some respects.

Most importantly is what I have learned here and the great CRT friends I met at SL.