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PostPosted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 4:33 pm 
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We have whores in downtown Baltimore?


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 4:37 pm 
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We have whores in downtown Baltimore?



When I was there in 2004 you did.


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 4:42 pm 
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Did you get full-service in downtown Baltimore for $42? I haven't been to Baltimore for 4+ years, and do not recall a thriving prostitution scene (but wasn't really looking). Still, I can't help but think any whore is the U.S. who is going to take care of you for $50 or less is either absolutely disgusting and/or a toothless crak whore.
And what is this about CVS after midnight? The pharmacy? Mr. Clam, kindly shine some light on this bizarre thread. :P


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 4:49 pm 
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I would like to see the whore you found in Baltimore for less than $50. I imagine she had to be a streetwalker and was at best a 3. What do you say, Fish Taco?

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 12:02 am 
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Can anyone inform me of any other place to go besides Zona Blue. I have been to Zona several times and yes I think it is fine and dandy but, it is a sausage factory. I see more gringos in that place than I do in Arkansas. It also seems that this is the only place that is promoted by CRT. I am not starting trouble but, maybe the members of CRT have searched far and wide through out San Jose and Zona is the best Costa Rica has to offer. I mean the prices for having relations with a whore are about the same as you would find in downtown baltimore or any CVS after midnight and the drink prices are expensive as well. I want a decent place with good looking girls that will do things to you anyone would be scared to mention in this forum and damn it I want some decent cheap ass third world counrty beer prices. Please give me advise. I need names of strip clubs, whore houses, hotels, resturants, etc.


When I read this, I knew it was going to be ugly :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

Why can't the original post treat the girls with respect? Why do they think that because they have had business someplace else that it will be the same in SJ? Why do they complain because it is not what they expected?

A word to the not so wise,,, if you are not a vet, please do not try to act like one. I am not one and am the first to admit it. But if you walk into the forum and start talking smack like you are a vet. ,,,,,,,be prepared to be served for lunch. Why you would act otherwise is besides me. We are here to help each other,,,,,,,, not compete with each other.

This thread should be discontinued since it seems to be an ego thing with someone who has something to prove. And that is probably to themself....

OH,,,,,,, and by the way,,,,,,,,learn to use the Search button on the top of the page. It does wonders and saves all of us sooooooooo much time. Especially for those,, "want to be vets."

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 12:07 am 
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I think you should just stick to baltimore, seems like they are in your price range, and you wont have to travel so far.


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 12:41 am 
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Naw...this guy's okay. :) Not all of us are eloquent enough to put a best foot forward. It happens...I gently suggest some tolerance here.

Look sir... here's the deal. I too have been intimidated by big crowds of loud, drunk, boorish gringos (many of whom are my friends) while at ZB. Sometimes it seems hard to get past the Wall of Testosterone to get to the girl of your desires. That's why ZB has a bar, good cigars and chill-spaces. You will, if you take some time, get to the whore-d'oeuvres.

Cheap beer? I feel you, man. I'm not a wealthy guy. I suggest either a.) bringing your booze with you in your checked baggage b.) buying liquor or beer at a local grocery store and having a few tighteners in your room before going out. You'll drink less of the high-priced stuff that way.

Yes, if you go where the ticos go, you'll find cheaper beer and lower-priced poon. However, the surroundings will often be dirtier, sleazier, nastier and more dangerous than you might prefer. I've already given you one recommendation for cheap beer and poosie...here's a couple more.

Okay, how about the little bars in the NW quadrant, near the CocaCola bus terminal? There's hookers there too...and you can get the job done in the calle 6 pensiones for around twelve bucks. Some nice "diamonds in the rough" there, but you'll have to do some scouting.

Decent massage parlors (Oasis,, Kama Sutra others) are out in the Paseo Colon area, about 20 blocks straight west of the del Rey. Twenty bucks per hour? Nice little restaurants all over that neighborhood too.

Yeah, please do use the search engine here. Go to the Bars, Nightclubs, Massage Parlors section and pull up RBC100's tico bar and MP list. Join VIP and download the map.

San Jose, Costa Rica ain't Baltimore, to be sure. Maybe you can find what you're looking for nonetheless. And BTW, if you've got the street-smarts, the balls and the ability to tell if a girl is over eighteen, you might even find a nice streetwalker to meet your needs. A sixer bought at Mas X Menos and a $10.00 street whore...problem solved!

Have fun, stay safe. And again, welcome to CRT. :D :wink:

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 1:45 am 
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Look sir... here's the deal. I too have been intimidated by big crowds of loud, drunk, boorish gringos (many of whom are my friends) while at ZB.


El Ciego,

Truer words were never spoken. Wait, the loud, drunk, boorish gringo was you!!! :wink: Never mind. :oops:

And Mr. Clam, the hooker in B'more you spoke of was named Divine, rest her soul.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 9:04 pm 
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Naw...this guy's okay. :) Not all of us are eloquent enough to put a best foot forward. It happens...I gently suggest some tolerance here.

Look sir... here's the deal. I too have been intimidated by big crowds of loud, drunk, boorish gringos (many of whom are my friends) while at ZB. Sometimes it seems hard to get past the Wall of Testosterone to get to the girl of your desires. That's why ZB has a bar, good cigars and chill-spaces. You will, if you take some time, get to the whore-d'oeuvres.

Cheap beer? I feel you, man. I'm not a wealthy guy. I suggest either a.) bringing your booze with you in your checked baggage b.) buying liquor or beer at a local grocery store and having a few tighteners in your room before going out. You'll drink less of the high-priced stuff that way.

Yes, if you go where the ticos go, you'll find cheaper beer and lower-priced poon. However, the surroundings will often be dirtier, sleazier, nastier and more dangerous than you might prefer. I've already given you one recommendation for cheap beer and poosie...here's a couple more.

Okay, how about the little bars in the NW quadrant, near the CocaCola bus terminal? There's hookers there too...and you can get the job done in the calle 6 pensiones for around twelve bucks. Some nice "diamonds in the rough" there, but you'll have to do some scouting.

Decent massage parlors (Oasis,, Kama Sutra others) are out in the Paseo Colon area, about 20 blocks straight west of the del Rey. Twenty bucks per hour? Nice little restaurants all over that neighborhood too.

Yeah, please do use the search engine here. Go to the Bars, Nightclubs, Massage Parlors section and pull up RBC100's tico bar and MP list. Join VIP and download the map.

San Jose, Costa Rica ain't Baltimore, to be sure. Maybe you can find what you're looking for nonetheless. And BTW, if you've got the street-smarts, the balls and the ability to tell if a girl is over eighteen, you might even find a nice streetwalker to meet your needs. A sixer bought at Mas X Menos and a $10.00 street whore...problem solved!

Have fun, stay safe. And again, welcome to CRT. :D :wink:
El Ciego steps in again to help the poor guy.I thought his question was hilarious.(Baltimore,Arkansas,cheap beer)Funny stuff.


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 12:31 pm 
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The famous "block" in Baltimore is now a shell of its former self but even in the ugly 80s $42 wouldnt get you a girl that could make the cut at the Dungeon. Lochness would be a 8 and 1/2 (Lol could not resist Bilko)


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Contrary to most peoples view around here there are many many places besides Zona Blue. Among my favorites are the several places in the Paseo Colon area. Morning is the best time and Veronicas was particualy good last trip. Alos have a favorite at Saphires. A good low end place is The Dungeon and one day Europa 2000 had some cute girls and outhers nothing. Happy hunting.rbc100

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 8:45 pm 
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Ciaociao32001 wrote:
And Mr. Clam, the hooker in B'more you spoke of was named Divine, rest her soul.

Ciaociao


Actually, there were three, Divine, Concetta, and Chicklet :lol:

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