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And exactly WHY is that funny!? You get a pass MG, because you were gone the whole weekend prior to the party, but I frequently encountered Ruff and novia, and he didn't say shit.

Guys, please don't let the blind guy fug any more ucklies, okay?

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

How soon we forget ?!?!

If you remember correctly, it was 3 or 4 days before the big party, and you came into the bar at the SL (from your room) to get a couple drinks, and you sat with my wingman and I for a few minutes and talked. Then, I walked you to your room, where your (stalker) chica was waiting in bed for you.

I think you had just finished a session with her. I mean, she was naked and all, and she did have nice t*ts that I got a good glimpse of when she sat up in bed. But those were definitely her best attributes. I just figured that you liked this chica, and I wasn't going to piss on your parade!!!

MG

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You ALWAYS have an option ....... "NEXT" !!!

Yeah MG, if it's the one I'm thinking of, she was as black as tarmac, a Bogotana if memory serves (and I wish it didn't).

Would you be surprised to hear that she was a $40.00 TLN? Well actually, if we take it over the two nights, it averages out to $70.00/night, plus a couple Snickers and a Coke. Actually a very good jump both nights. But jeez...talk about a moped ride. Another reason I'm staying sober this coming trip.

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

That's some damn funny banter boys. Yeah man, if my wingman picks up a grenade I give him one look after that you gotta just let it blow up in his face

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"Pain is the fuel that fans the flames of my pyre. A battle plan is only as good as the general carrying it out on the field. This is my war son, and I have the biggest bombs and the smallest conscience"...

Yup. That was her! Dark-skinned Colombiana gordita with big floppy natural teta's, and huge nipples. But I do remember you telling me, that she was one helluva ride, and she could suck-start a Harley. And if she made you happy, then that's all that matters!

But when I walked you into your room, and she showed me her t*ts, and smiled at me with them big pearly whites, I got the feelin' that she was thinking about tag-teaming you and me both. And the last thing I wanted to see, was some naked, corn-fed white boy from Minnesota, pounding the sh*t outa her, while she screamed "ayye papi, más fuerte, ahhh, que rico"!

But here's what I'll do for you mi amigo:
In September, during your upcoming (no pun intended) Labor Day trip, I'll voluntarily "test-ride" any chica's that you're interested in, no matter what they look like. Then, once I'm done, I'll give you my honest assessment, and you can decide from there. Whatcha think? Deal or no deal ?!??!!? After all...what are friends for ?!!?!

MG

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This could get really funny! Morazan Park "chica" anyone?

ROFLMAO

MG, thanks but, no thanks. You'd spoil 'em for me, for sure. The MGD (Mucho Gusto Dick) keg is legendary.

No, just tell me, using the C.C.C. system: If neither Circus, Californicationdude or Ciego would do her, then warn me. Oh wait. If I'm part of the criterion... oh never mind.

Tell you what. Just introduce me to women who pass your criteria, and I'll check the chemistry for myself.

As for the ride, yeah... Soft and intense, like she was probably not going to get any for another four months and wanted to savor and remember every stroke. Hey, she's a Colombiana, and as we know, Colombianas have a tendency to screw well. .

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

Of course they liked Casa vino better. It still had that Mexi-smell in it! LOL

I agree though. TLNs generally arent worth it unless you are going to be there for weeks and are looking for a girlfriend. With the TLN's that I had, i phucked once at nite until I fell asleep and once in the morning when i woke up. Now does that warrant the three times the price? Probably not as im probably not going to be there for more than 2 weeks. I say go once, treat her well and cut her loose. If she looks good on nite two back at Del Ray again and no one else catches your eye, then go again (2 nites should be the max, dont want to get attached).

Wow, now i miss my mongering life and need to get some practice in soon before i forget how!

Actually Dan, you folowed me at Casa Vino, not the other way around...I think. But if you were ahead of me that would explain that stench. Not 'cause you're Mexican...but you are in the legal profession when not soldiering, right? That must be it.

MexiDan is great as a wing man, guys. If you wing with him, you can get all the really hot chicks who turn him down because he's Chicano.

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

I agree with El Ciego first post in answer to your question. I think It also depends on the time of night. If they think they can get back and find another date they probably wont stay.

Exactly. And, if the hour is very late/early, you're not getting particular value for your TLN. This is why it's good to check her out for an hour or two. If the two of you have chemistry and are having fun, if she thinks she'll get repeat business out of you and if your cash gift was fair, even a lovely gotten early may stay the night.

That is, if she can find someone to care for her offspring. I agree with the poster earlier who wrote that the best bet for satisfying TLNs is the girl without k*ds.

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

I have also found that the availability of TLNs has more to do with their family obligations and transportation than the time of day. A little earlier request has, at times, allowed a chica to make enough calls to arrange for babysitting that she would not have been able to arrange later.
Having a chica stay overnight increases the risk of being robbed. It also interferes with your sleep so that the next day you are not up to the level you would have been if she had not stayed. To me it is not worth a lot of money. The morning is the time for a fresh face from one of the local MPs not a left over from the night before. I have done it. I will do it again. Not all it is cracked up to be.

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In my humble experience the big determinators (is that a word?) are
a) does she think she can turn at least one more trick that night and
b) how well does she like you ( or alternatively, how much you are willing to spend). I've seen ones who are really interested spend as much time as it takes on the cell phone looking for somebody to watch the k*ds.

Although having a nice room with amenities doesn't hurt. In LaPaz, otoh, a girl will spend the night just because you a have a warm apratment with hot running water. I know a few guys who are convinced that they have the magic touch in Boliva - nope, what they have is a decent place to spend the night. FWIW

Well Orange -- it's all in the timing. If you are having fun and it gets past 2AM, negotiating a reasonable TLN is easier. The best part is that you can look forward to a restful night's sleep and a morning surprise -- unless of course you are staying in the SL and have X and company making a not-so-stealth Jaco departure at the crack of Dawn.

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HEY GUYS, THEY GOT ANY SISTERS ?
Stratone

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