www.CostaRicaTicas.com

So there has been the occasional list and whatnot of good pensions and massage parlors, but they are so outdated! Where in San Jose can I go to find some prime young Chicas for the best sex massage or just straight up service? I hear Pension kamasutra isn't bad, any suggestions? I'm not trying to have to haggle on the price, and I don't want to get scammed. Please send me to the right spot!

Pension Chinches y Piojos. Best body work in town.

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Perhaps you would prefer Oráculo Club Bar for your rub-a-dub-rub.
https://www.facebook.com/oraculocostarica

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Total noob here, what is a Pension?

"Total noob here, what is a Pension?"

Massage parlor or mini-brothel.

I stopped in Muses about 10 days ago while strolling from Bar Malibu to Bar Poas during a happy hr. trek. The price was right,15k for 1/2 hr., 25k for 1 hr., but, (there is always a but) the women on offer (way too old to be called chicas) were a very poor lot. I passed on the selection & headed on to happy hr. Check it out, you never know when the diamond in the rough will show up!

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The term Pension is used in many countries for a lower cost hotel. It is certainly used in much of Europe.

In Costa Rican there is no law that prevents transactions involving sexual services between the parties directly involved. However, there are laws that make it illegal for a third party to be involved and profit in the transaction. This means it is illegal to act as a pimp or to run a brothel.

So, in massage parlors or pensions (the terms are largely interchangeable) management allows for chicas to be available but technically is only renting you a room. Hence the use of the term for a low cost hotel. The transaction of what happens in the room is in theory only between you and the chica.

Were some of the old ones in shape, at least?

Picture 50 pounds of potatoes in a 10 pound sack.

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right on the money

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Honestly, I’ve had pretty mixed experiences with pensions in San Jose. Sometimes you get lucky and find a spot where the vibe is good and the women are actually interested, but a lot of times it’s just hit or miss with the selection and attitude. Pricing isn’t always straightforward either, no matter what people say, so I usually brace myself for some haggling or surprises. Places like Pension Kamasutra get mentioned a lot, but whenever I check a new place, I go with low expectations and try not to get my hopes up for anything mind-blowing.