www.CostaRicaTicas.com

i guess that 15% number has risen now?

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You do costa rica your way and I'll do it my way

Bashful picture was up at WU for customer of the month for RFM's. Let me borrow 5 bucks cheap skate!

We should be seeing him in their commercials and advertising soon ...

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Why settle for just one woman when you can enjoy them all?

NO! Yer blowjobs are terrible!

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bypassin' kinky, and usin' the whole chicken!!!

I been to CR a lot and can honestly say I have never been hit up once for money, in about 4 years of trips now.

I have been hit up a lot from my Dominican trips to Sosua, but oddly never from CR.

I never found myself getting attached to any girl though so morally I guess I just don't care.

Some of my responses have been:
" I can't Phuck a text message"
"If you send me $100 I'll send you $200"
"I don't send money.....ever"
"Me too"
"Why you asking for more than it costs me to Phuck you?"
"I'm not your boyfriend"
"I don't have Peso's in america" It's kinda funny when they explain after that the USD will get converted to there currency after

I'm still waiting for the CR chica to ask for money though I have a feeling it will be a Nica.

A lot do ask when I am coming back which I don't mind telling them.

Wait a minute, are you saying that my chica that told me I was special... faked her orgasm? And the love I have for her is an illusion? And the money I am sending her monthly, to not work at the HDR, so she can take care of her sister/mother/baby/dog after that dreadful accident/surgery is complete fabrication?

I don’t believe you guys....my Novia would never do that to me.

She says I am special! :

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I heard this story, a dimwit was sending his fave hoe a g note a month plus rent not to work and dream of him...He deluded himself with the word novia or whatever you call them and his toes curled every night before beddy bye as he laid down dreaming of her...

He decided to slip into town a couple days early, stay at the Rey and score some strange, then show up at the apartment she was staying and he was paying.

Ironies of ironies, first night at the Rey, there she was, earning.....

2nd story...years ago me and some mongers staying at this monger joint were on the receiving end of an admonishment for hoe-ing diff strange from a monger with a novia...he was proud he had himself a "novia"..,

One night he was inebriated and reviewed his novia's "rules"...He had a list of things he had to pay for, her son's school, her various bills and of course rent, and he could only see her on select days, he had to call first and no over night stays and no this and no that...yea..."novia"...

Another fool had a novia, he bought a house and she stayed there, to support her in the lifestyle she became accustomed to, he ended up driving a truck for a supplier in Iraq during the war! He also set her up in his will and she was heard to say she wished he would get blown away in Iraq so she could access the will's spoils...yea...novia...

Another buddy of mine married an ugly skinny hoe from the Zona Blue days, not even one of the good ones..he owned a condo here. After 90 days, she took off and moved in with her Tico b/f and attempted to gain control of his condo and bank account...yea...novia...

I saved the best for last...Another monger married a hot 21 y/o, he was in love and thought she was with him...she faked an injury to claim he beat her, called the cops and he high tailed it to the airport, she inherited the car, bank account, furniture, electronics, everything. He had to pay a pretty penny to her to annul the marriage.

The last trip he took, it was 10 years after all this fun, he gained 20 plus lbs and grew bald. He came down and stayed at SL and there was his ex, working away...she kept staring at him and he kept turning his head, sometimes leaving the bar, driving her crazy, not acknowledging her...yea...novia...

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Don't try to understand 'em, just rope 'em down and brand 'em...

Oh wait...silly me...I absolutely FORGOT the best of the best of the best...

A country boy who got disability young, not much, about $800 a month and his dad's small inheritance, apx. $30k was in love with his novia...

He decided to -get this- pay her $100 per day to live with him and not hoe...about 3k per month. She was from the Dominican Repub so the majority of that loot was sent to sis and momma there.

When the inheritance ran out in about a year, he told her that was that, but since they were in luuuuv she could get a little job and they could count on his $800 a month...

Yea, right, out the do went that hoe, lol...

About this story...how do I know???

I picked up that hoe and brought her back to the apartments where we were living at the time and a fellow monger saw her and told me the story, said don't let him see her, and she dun him wrong...

I said it's not like the loot was on the table and she grabbed it and ran while he took a piss, the fool offered it to her, hell, I might have taken him up on the offer!!!!

My joke didn't go over too well...oh well...

By the way, she's one of 2 of my absolute faves but she gets 40k colones and occasionally a lunch or dinner from me per session...one of my 2 "novias", lol...

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Don't try to understand 'em, just rope 'em down and brand 'em...

Read and learn here (and elsewhere).. or get your ass (and wallet) ready to pay some 'serious' life experience tuition. Especially when dealing with the 'dream girls'. Buyer's beware!! j99

Excellent advice.. can't say I have ever read any better since I have been on this site. Kudo's Pops!