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A FRIEND JUST GOT FROM THE DR WEEK OF JUNE 9 WAS THERE 4 DAYS AND HE SAID THERE NOT MANY GIRLS AT ALL WORKING AT THE DR, CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT IS GOING ON?????????

C man,
I think Crackerass is in town, locking up left and right.
Regards, 911 Driver

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i heard there's a stomach flu going around

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They were on the rag that whole week.

Thats never stopped anyone from working.

Right on--stomach flu nor being on the rag (sponge up the pu*sy and keep on trucking)

Now the fact that there are almost NO guys there lately may have discouraged the poor lil sweeties. Also it seems everyday more of them are showing up in the MPs.

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Okay guys, we might as well tell the truth: All the girls left for Semana Santa and never came back. We have been trying to make due with the best of the trannies but a few of the more sober mongers are starting to get suspicious...must be the lack of stale fish smell...we're working on it.

The half dozen girls who are left are afraid to go near the HDR for fear of mass coituscide. Besides, they have been so busy running back and forth between NF, Relax and HLH that they barely have time for a wig change and a possie wipe. By the time they get to SL at around 9:00pm their panocha lips are hanging like the jowls on a hounddog. At this rate they should all be under 160lbs by Independence day!

Sorry guys, if you haven't already got a girl tied up in a back room somewhere you are probably out of luck.

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sorry, next time i'll shower before i go

OK For real what is going on with the girls????

Lots and lots of yeast infections.

Nothing. If your friend found the HDR short of girls he was there at an off time, like 2:00am.

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Brother Pac55--That was a real knee-slapper. You need to keep that up. Guys--here's the deal--That poosie is somewhere so if it's not at HDR, try the New York Bar, the SL or some other venue. I'm a total retard and I can figure that out. Or watch some porn, take matters in hand and try the MPs during the day--I say again--they are somewhere!

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