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Zippy..you said it like a scholar! Couldn't have said any better myself!

I've ran across this post over a year ago. I thought it was very insightful. Mr. Styles, you think the way I do, brother. I live life to the fullest everyday. I love my Ch*ldren. I adore my wife. I count all the blessings that were given to me and never forget that everything could be taken away at a blink of an eye.

Mongering is way to express that I am a still a man. That I still have vitality. That I can please another woman. Just like "it depends on what the definition of 'is' is", I never felt that I've cheated on my wife. I am the provider of the house. I am the protector of my love one. It comes with the territory of being a man. I just needed a 'healthy' way to express myself. I monger for the thrills. I get an emotional high just thinking that I just risked everything to get a load off. The testorone levels sky-rocket when I ring that bell at a notel where I'm meeting a provider for the first time. Is she legit? Is she undercover? Will I literally be jacked up? Call it a 'runner's high' for mongers. Men DNAs are coded for risky behaviors (how else to you explain the yahoos that jump out of a perfectly fine airplane?) Also, I monger because I women that I'm with will do things to me that my wife would not (and frankly, I don't think she should have too). Our sex life is just fine, and I don't want it sully by thoughts that my wife it capable of such acts. I am merely subsidizing my sex life with activities from the professionals in their field. I never grow attached with these chicas. My wife offers me the emontional connection that these chicas can't hold a candle to.

All that being said, if I'm caught, I know I'm phucked! No way she's buying that lamed ass story of mine

So I took my first CR trip this weekend. I told her I was out for business. Got all my bases covered. No one knew I was going except for a really good buddy who got all my contact info in case something happened. Got the cell to work with ICE. Explained to her that the weird beeping on her end were just the weak signal I got where I was supposely 'woking'. She thought nothing of it, and we chatted constantly during the weekend as if I was still at home. Man, can't to see the cell bill this month at 1.99/minute! Chalked it up to the cost of doing 'business'. Damn birds chirping outside my hotel nearly ruined my cover. Blue jays don't chirp like that in Dallas, do they?

Questions, you mentioned that you told your wife that didn't even have a passport so you got nothing to worry about the Visas stamps. Well, my wife and I both have passports and we travel alot. Right there on page 8 of my passport, on a blanked page, the dumbass Custom guy decided to stamped 'SAN JOSE, COSTA RICA, 24-4-2009' very prominently on the middle of the page! Since we travel alot, I know there will come a time when I will let my guard down and she will flipped through my passport and see this. @#$!, at least the geniuses in Mexico were smart enough to keep on stamping 'Quintero Roo' over and over again at the same spot in all the years we traveled there! So my option now is to play the 'I lost my passport' card and apply for a new one. But if I keep on going down to CR, I will going to have to replace my passport each time. Suggestions?

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Don't walk behind me for I might not want to lead.
Don't walk in front of me for I might not want to follow.
Don't walk next to me either.
Just leave me the hell alone!

Wchb - Read the thread below. If you OK with the consequences, drive on. If not, do yourself a favor a preempted it with a divorce as soon as possible. Why postpone the inevitable?

https://costaricaticas.com/phpBB2/viewto ... sc&start=0

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A good chica is like a good carpenter - No wood gets wasted!!!

Think you will find Mr. Styles was not being deceptive enough. It was his wife who was true deceiver as he posted in a later thread.

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Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four
essential food groups:
alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
Alex Levine

I though this over for minute
First thing I came up with is buy a fake pasport not a real good option
The second being is I am sorry you are up shit creak
bueno surete
NH

For you married guys and guys with a steady lay here in the USA....just remember there are guys like ME out here who love it when you leave town. If it weren't for married women and women with boy friends, life would have been a living hell for me after I turned 35....and perhaps before. I am proud to be a JODY....the Back Door Man....and I ain't referring to a sexual position.....I keep families together....I'm not a "home wrecker". You might want to think about this very real reality.

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- Aldous Huxley, Brave New World, Ch. 16

Very funny J0sie! Okay, I got what I deserved; however, I must say that this incident was the best thing that ever happened to me. Her infidelity gave me the courage to finally file for divorce. Believe it or not; I am still single, but we are actually still living together. Don’t laugh; this was just a necessary byproduct of these tough economic times. Plus, funding two households was putting a damper on my numerous trips to CR.

Cheers!

Michael L. Styles!

Wchb, keep up the good work my man! I was secret agent Mikey 007 for many years. I traveled all over Mexico and to Costa Rica and never got caught. The former Mrs. Styles always thought that I was somewhere in the States. Now that I am single, some of the excitement of traveling and covering up my tracks is gone. I enjoyed coming back from Costa Rica with Chicago Bulls or Los Angeles Lakers jerseys. I enjoyed performing research on the weather or current events of the city that I was supposed to be in. In a sick way, I miss the “covert ops”. Now, I go to CR and I do not have to rush out of the Del Rey every time my phone rings. As for your passport; I would just make a point to keep it hidden and never show her. When you take trips together, you should take charge and carry both passports for safe keeping. Good luck and never admit to going to Costa Rica. Even if you do finally get caught; never admit it!

Pura Vida

Agent Styles

All that jive is well and good! Keep up the good work! Them back doors are most typically UNLOCKED......

JODY here.....working behind the scenes....or the doors!! hahahhahhaa

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"Actual happiness always looks pretty squalid in comparison with the over-compensations for misery. And, of course, stability isn't nearly so spectacular as instability. And being contented has none of the glamour of a good fight against misfortune, none of the picturesqueness of a struggle with temptation, or a fatal overthrow by passion or doubt. Happiness is never grand."
- Aldous Huxley, Brave New World, Ch. 16

Mikey, if you ever get caught, don't try to deny it. We've seen too many of your sh#t eatin grin mugshots on this site to ever get you off from whomever busts you

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some comments on a truly fascinating (in a slow-motion train wreck kind of way) Thread

Sir Walter Scott--"Oh what a tangled web we weave/ When first we practice to deceive"

The saying is "Eating my cake and having it too" A few moments introspection will show why this has to be the order of the actions.

Count Dante (P.4) and Wchb (P.5) win the psych/ literary prizes.

That HenryMakow.com as linked by Brother JohnArizona sure goes on with his twin obsessions, doesn't he?

It wouldn't have helped Brother Mikey Styles much but a look at a CRT Sponsor's Website AlibiNetwork.com can help other guys in his married situation.

Snag-it is DA BOMB for screen-capture www.techsmith.com/screen-capture.asp for details and for a free trial.

Read all the way through on the subsequent trials and tribulations on Brother MS--quite instructive. This link courtesy of Brother J0sie.

These observations may be smarmy but not the same way Mr. 5'5"195#'s are. Just remember his ilk is out there lurking while you're down here sportin'. First rule of thumb (and, yes, I know where that phrase originates--don't want to try that stuff these days)--take care of your homework!

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"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED

He didn't have to deny. Mrs Styles was very happy to let him go off and do his thing so she could do her thing without worrying about him interrupting her.

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Pura Vida
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four
essential food groups:
alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
Alex Levine

Wanna bet that the ex-Mrs. Styles novio starts slipin' and slidin' down here soon? Maybe even asking Mikey for cheatin' tips? Life can be so cruel.

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"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED