www.CostaRicaTicas.com

Let me break this down for you:
1. ring the buzzer
2. hopefully you get buzzed in (just kidding, you will )
3. walk in towards the front desk
4. say hello and walk through the door just to the right of the desk and walk all the way to the back (bar), you'll see people in there or at least see the chairs. act like you've done it before, i've never been asked anything at the desk, but there was a guy a few months ago that was asked what he wanted and they said no massages and he left or something like that. if you get asked anything (and you won't), just say you are going to the bar.
5. walk into the bar, grab a stool, order a drink, and check out the ladies who are sitting in the chairs along the walls in the bar
6. when you see somebody you like you can walk over and ask her to have a drink with you
7. some guys are either shy or no speako español so they just wave her over, someone needs to show you the official CRT wave
8. just kidding, there's no CRT wave
9. once she comes over, ask to buy her a drink. they try to get a Zona Blue, a pricey drink from which they get a commission. buy them a beer or shot. talk a little to get a sense of her attitude and personality. if you can't speak spanish, at least learn to ask how's she's doing and her name:
"como estás? (how are you?) como te llamas? (what's your name?...at least get her name so you can tell us in your trip report)"
if you speak spanish, here's where you discuss what services you are looking for (bbbj, daty, golden shower , etc)
10. once you are sure that she's the one you want to hook up with, ask her for a "massage". (translation="let's go bang")
11. she will lead you to one of the rooms
12. when you get in there, the first thing you do is hand her your VIP card (GET ONE, YOU'LL BE GLAD YOU DID IF YOU RETURN A FEW TIMES) and the cash (you pay $42 or 22K with VIP card, so you're saving about $8-9 each session)
13. she will walk out to the desk and pay while you're getting undressed in the room
14. she will come back with your change and card. TIP FOR GOOD SERVICE! I tip at the end based on level of service. tipping is a YMMV thing. here's my scale: if she's bad (haven't had one yet at ZB), nothing. if she's ok (little effort), a small tip (change from 20K i gave her, so 1-2k), if she's really good, 5k. some will tell you this is overtipping and another guy tips $100, so this is definitely "to each his own" kind of thing. DO NOT GET PRESSURED INTO TIPPING MORE THAN YOU WANT TO.
15. most of the time, the first thing she'll ask you to do is shower. if she's pamela (from what i hear), she'll get on her knees and start to blow you as soon as the door closes.
16. the shower depends on the girl, i've had some where we shower together and she soaps me down and vice versa , and i've had ones where we took turns. if you definitely want to shower together, you can bring that up when talking to her in the bar. the showers are right in the rooms so you don't have to leave the room, unless you take a sauna or steam (have never done either, YET)
17. i have never done a sauna or steam myself, the first couple times i didn't know they existed and were not offered, a few times they were broken, and the other times i wasn't interested in a sauna, but i think it can be done before or after the massage/sexo.
18. after the shower, they will ask if you want a massage first. some of them are really good giving real massages. Natasha was the best real massage i got there. as they are doing the massage they will initiate the sexo part usually and i don't think (at least hope) you'll need any more help from here.


Some advice: Go in there, act like a gentleman, (remember you're representing CRT especially as a VIP), treat the girls with respect (They are regular people), and have a great fucken time. YOU'LL BE BACK, I'M SURE.