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WHAT'S THE FUNNIEST THING A CHICA HAS EVER SAID TO YOU?
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Author:  Shawn4DelRey [ Sun Jan 15, 2006 1:21 am ]
Post subject:  WHAT'S THE FUNNIEST THING A CHICA HAS EVER SAID TO YOU?
I know you guys have heard some real knee-slappers over the years. Tell us the ones that had you practicly laughing in thier face. One of my personal favorites came from a sexy 'lil Colombiana with a bad attitude. When she thought I was too comfortable in the BM nursing my beer, she put her hand over her crotch and said: "Baby, lets go... My poosie is on fire for your pee-pee!" ... When I started laughing , she jumped up and stormed off showing me the palm of her hand the whole way. lol! Just for the record... There is nothing about my peepee that should cause a burning sensation to any chica's poosie. :lol: ... I've got several more that I will post later.
Author:  K_by_me [ Sun Jan 15, 2006 3:41 am ]
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"You look so unhappee... Come with mee, for $200 I make you happee."

I'm a little unclear as to how dropping dos cien on this chica was going to make me happier, but hey, it was just nice to be speaking to such a philanthropic humanitarian. :lol:
Author:  Diablo [ Sun Jan 15, 2006 10:15 am ]
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"Do you love me?"
Author:  Hazel [ Sun Jan 15, 2006 10:21 am ]
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"You so special, not like other guy, I like you alot, I no work mucho, I am looking for a novio, will you be my boyfriend and I will quit working here. You send me money and I no work no more. Its good, you want." :lol:

I did laugh in this young chica’s face. It was my second trip down and felt bad afterward but she caught me off guard, at the end of our first 20-30 minute conversation. :shock:

She actually seemed genuinely hurt as she fled, with tears. I know I will most likely get the third degree for this but I had to seek her out and apologize and tell her "I’m not the guy". I felt that bad.
Author:  Twarag [ Sun Jan 15, 2006 10:51 am ]
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Hazel I did not get the whole spiel.....but the third time I was told this I did laugh in the chicas face.....we are laying in bed and she faces me and strokes my face and then "you are special man, not like other men....I like you mucho" I broke out laughing it was my second trip and after hearing almost the exact words 3 times I had to break up. Of coarse over the years I have heard it many times but I am more diplomatic and on occassion humorous with my reply; You mucho especiale mujeres or wow is it because I look like Antonio Banderas or because I have a little dick.
Memories........
Author:  Gringostarr [ Sun Jan 15, 2006 2:27 pm ]
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I had been dating this BM Tica for about 6 months, and we had a fight which stopped our communicating for a couple months. I bumped into her at BM, and she said she thought about calling me a bunch of times, but threw out everything I ever gave her including my phone number because she was angry. I asked if she tossed the jewelry (nothing fancy) and she replied, "I said I was angry, not stupid!"
I'll always respect her for that answer.
Author:  Zippy [ Sun Jan 15, 2006 2:53 pm ]
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Oui Papi! Why you DICK so hard, you must really love me or did you take some medicine for me?? :lol: :lol: I believe it was the medicine that did this to me? :oops:
Author:  Orange [ Sun Jan 15, 2006 3:19 pm ]
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K_by_me wrote:
"You look so unhappee... Come with mee, for $200 I make you happee."


K,
Your Spanish must be rusty cause you misunderstood her.

What she said was "You look so unhappee... Come with mee for $200, it will make me so happee" :lol: :lol: :lol:
Author:  LionKing [ Sun Jan 15, 2006 5:55 pm ]
Post subject:  Funny Comments
On my last trip to CR I was approached by Roxanne at the BM nice little Tica with her tongue pierced. She says, "I want you to C*m on my face baby" Then she grabs by balls, "Mucho Hung". I said, No I have a double headed penis so cumming on your face isn't an option, But I could hit both of your ears at once. The look on her face as she turned white as a ghost was priceless.

Lionking
Author:  Papa Nut [ Mon Jan 16, 2006 1:56 am ]
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Was sitting in the old sports book cafe at the BM with a friend when this hot little spinner walks by. Got her attention and offered her a seat to "talk". Introduced her to my friend Rich (Reesh), who was impressed with her beauty and sugessted I quickly close the deal. We got down to business. She was eager to practice english since she knew very little, so off to the room for an hour or two english lesson by her personal tutor.

She was a willing student and very verbal through out the session though I noticed she had a problem with "you" and "me". While grinding away in the doggie position, she starts screaming in heavily accented spanish " Phuck you Reesh, Phuck you Reesh". Fell off the bed laughing, but didn't tell her why.

So if any of you guys meet a short Tica who says "Phuck you" in the throws of passion, tell her I said hello!
Author:  Dcdweller [ Tue Jan 17, 2006 12:20 am ]
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"I normally don't do this... GULP."
Author:  Orange [ Tue Jan 17, 2006 9:03 am ]
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Dcdweller wrote:
"I normally don't do this... GULP."


:lol: :lol: :lol:
Author:  Tripel [ Tue Jan 17, 2006 11:52 am ]
Post subject:  Not a chica story and not in CR, but still funny.
I was looking for an ATM in Aguas Calientes, Peru. I asked a K*D where I could find one. The boy was something like 12 years old, he told me: "I know one, but it's far. Give me your card and tell me your code, tell me how much you want and wait here for me, I'll get you the money."

He seemed really disapointed when I started laughing. I think he really meant it. Of course, I'll never know.

Tripel
Author:  Scubabum [ Wed Jan 18, 2006 12:36 am ]
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Chica in the HDR says "you look like you need a blow job!"
Author:  PacoLoco [ Wed Jan 18, 2006 12:52 am ]
Post subject:  WHAT'S THE FUNNIEST THING A CHICA HAS EVER SAID TO YOU?
"I am Colombian, I am worth 100 dollars."

"I just need enough money to pay for my school Paco, 2000 dollars." :shock:

or what I seem to hear every damn trip-
"I really like your amigo Latinoheat, but that cheap phucker he break my heart."
:lol:
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