Hey, did realize you knew my former wife
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| Author: | El Silencioso [ Thu Dec 15, 2005 3:58 pm ] |
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What She Really Means At long last... The Men's Guide to what a woman really means when she says something. Pay close attention (there might be a quiz later). What she says What it really means You want.....You want We need......I want It's your decision......The correct decision should be obvious by now Do what you want.....You'll pay for this later. We need to talk.........I need to complain Sure... go ahead.......I don't want you to. You're certainly attentive tonight........Is sex all you ever think about? You're so manly.........You need a shave and you sweat a lot. I'm not upset..............Of course I'm upset, you moron! I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting!........I'm on my period. Be romantic, turn out the lights..........I have flabby thighs. This kitchen is so inconvenient..........I want a new house. I want new curtains.........and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper..... I need wedding shoes........the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white. Hang the picture there..........NO, I mean hang it there! I heard a noise.................I noticed you were almost asleep. Do you love me?.........I'm going to ask for something expensive. How much do you love me?........... I did something today you're really not going to like. I'll be ready in a minute.........Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V. Is my butt fat?................Tell me I'm beautiful. You have to learn to communicate...........Just agree with me. Are you listening to me!?................[Too late, you're dead.] Yes............ No No..............No Maybe........No I'm sorry.................You'll be sorry. Do you like this recipe?.............It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it. Was that the baby?............Why don't you get out of bed and rock him until he goes to sleep. I'm not yelling!...............Yes I am yelling because I think this is important. All we're going to buy is a soap dish................It goes without saying that we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few new pocket books, and OMIGOD Those pink sheets would look great in the bedroom ............and did you bring your checkbook? In answer to the question: "What's wrong?" The same old thing............Nothing Nothing............................Everything Everything.......................My PMS is acting up Nothing, really..................It's just that you're such an asshole I don't want to talk about it Go away...........I'm still building up steam |
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| Author: | Mucho Gusto [ Fri Dec 16, 2005 10:38 am ] |
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CG, Very Nice!!!!! LMAO! |
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| Author: | Twarag [ Fri Dec 16, 2005 11:42 am ] |
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Hey, did realize you knew my former wife
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