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I don't know about the rest of you,but I am getting a little sick of watching and listening to the chicas with their cell phones. I have gotten to the point that if I see a chica at the DR that I may be interested in spending time with,starts talking on her cellphone,she's immediately off my short list. I am also electronically impaired so I don't understand what the hell they are doing when they are playing with the phones. The ringing and talking on the phones during a session is an irritant discussed ad nauseum here. Then comes my alltime least favorite...when you see a chica at the DR making a call.You know she is calling her amiga who IS IN THE SAME ROOM. I know because I know they are best friends,and the second one answers her phone at the precise moment that the first one calls.Then they hang up simultaneously. THIS IS PHUCKED UP. Is there a way that these cellphones can be surgically implanted so we don't have to watch this addiction and all it's related madness. Then it could be fun watching them dial by tapping their clits.

i don't think this is a just a DR/Chica problem... walk down any street in Chicago and you will see everyone on their cell phone. it's ridiculous. maybe it's just me because no one wants to talk to me.

I met a woman on my flight home for Costa Rica who told me she just bought her 8 year old daughter a cell phone. I sometimes wonder how "we" managed with cell phones for so long? Everyone's doing it!!

VB,

i Agree with you, for over a year now I have included the cell phone ussage topic in my quzlifying interview process. One day I kicked a chica, that looked like Paris Hilton out of the apartment for this reason.

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Bob, one of the things I tell the chicas during the interview process is that I don't want any telephone interuptions. If she dosen't appear 100% ok with this , then I politely decline a session with her. The cell phone thing is a worldwide problem that isn't going away, but I think it can be curved somewhat in the gulch. It is going to take a massive effort on the part of mongers though. Everyone needs to start addressing the cell phone usage in thier negotiations and in time the chicas will get the message ( if need be, I will gladly call them and leave said message on thier answering service ). I would love to see the day when a chica approaches me and says: "Me give you good sucky-sucky, massaaaaaahge ( funny how they all say massage that way) , phuck you hard , and me no talk on the phone." It might sound like I'm dreamin' here , but I think most have the ability to learn new things about us...such as our likes & dislikes. They know that alot of men like lesbian shows , 3somes , giving facials , massaaaaaahge, etc. Now we need to let them know that we also like for them to stay off of the damn phone!

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Cell Phones are one big pain to me 95% of the time here or in CR. I have guy friends that the wife has them horse collared with these nice little inventions. Example I go have dinner or a beer with one of these guys & we are right in the middle of an important story about some strange pu$$y or business deal etc. & his cel rings. Who else but the wife, then 5 minutes later it is her again then it rings again etc. I am thinking these guys don't even have their own life at all???

The only thing that I can see these cell phones good for with the Chicas if they are having a tough time deciding whether to swallow the full load or not & need to confer with their best friend about it. Always fun watching them talk with their mouth full! One could ask them to put the phone on vibrate only & have her leave it on the bed. Every time it rings you get to put it on her clit & no one is allowed to answer.

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Ive never had any cell phone interuptions in CR. Most of the girls turned it off .

PI on the other hand, they would be texting friends while giving a bbbj. I dont mind that they have a cell phone or that they keep it on, but dont stop in the middle of everything and go answer the phone.

I had this problem on my last trip with a long time favorite. Her same girlfriend kept calling, what a pain in the ass. Well she now off the short list.

I had a smokin Dominican jump off the bed and answer her phone just as she was putting the condom on boss GG. WTF---YKM

Big turn off........I got up and began to get dress,when she got off the phone,I told her the session was over and I was not happy! She started to apologize and begging on her knees, she pulled my pants down and started BBBJ. I resisted and pushed her off and zipped my fly and sadi no, finito, vamos! (Man has to stick to his guns!)

Well, she turned into Linda Blair and made quite a scene. Her voice was echoing around the walls of 801 @ the Prez. Finally security came and they took my side and i gave her half.......she was pissed and pulled a knife ........well that set me off and I told them to call the policia because I knew she was probably illegal. Well, she did a 180 again and became very apologetic.

This episode almost got me permently banned from the Prez. I had to do some smooth talking and promise that this would never happen again.

So make sure they turn that chica telgraph device off upon entering the room or no session.

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i am only up to day 3 on my trip report but when i post the rest you will see i had a chica answer her phone about 10 times. 6 during the bj untill i told her to leave.

I do believe some of these Chicas use their cell phones on purpose to try to end a session early by calling each other. Funny though some of them I have seen get very mad at their friends when they keep calling because they found themselves having more fun than they thought. They did not answer these calls that would have interfered with their fun.

Also if you listen in on them you can get a better read what this Chica really thinks about you (not that this should be of any importance). I have over heard some say I like this guy & want to talk to him a while so I will call you when I am ready!

Also some people seem to like cell phones as some sort of status symbol?? Like they are important etc. Man I hate these things. People can ruin your time going out, keeping track of you or giving you bad news.

One guy I met in HDR was in one hell of a mess he created with his cell phone he just had to have & rented from some place where he rented a car also. Anyway he phoned home to talk to his wife to let her know how much he missed her & how well business was going blah, blah. He finished & disconnected & went back to negotiating & socializing with all the Ladies of the night. Well when he stuck this phone in his pocket he somehow hit the redial to his house by accident & his wife got to hear how good his skills really were. Ouch!! When he got home all his shit was out in the driveway!! So be careful cell phones can be very dangerous!

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"Run silent, run deep"
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Vegas Bob...you mean you've lived in CR for two or three years now, and haven't taken a chica to the beach? You think the cell phone usage is a pain in the ass in the DR, try taking a chica to the beach for a few days!
I've taken one Colombiana and about four different Ticas to Jaco/Quepos, and every trip it got so bad that I really wanted to throw
their cell phones into the ocean! Now, I can certainly understand them making an occasional call to the babysitter or relative watching the ninos,
but it got very irritating after awhile. On one occasion, I almost put the Tica on the bus from Jaco back to San Jose. Granted, you always can lay down some ground rules beforehand, but it's sometimes difficult to
enforce, especially if the chica is a favorita. The next time I'll be more adament about the cell phone calls. The fact is, they are
'working', after all, and should abide by your wishes. It's actually like a vacation for them. And, I've taken chicas to the best hotels in Manuel Antonio (the Si Como No and Parador), so you would have thought they would have respected my wishes more.

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"In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upwardly mobile, and the rest of us are phucked until we can put our acts together; not necessarily to win, but mainly to keep from losing completely"...Hunter S. Thompson (RIP)

On my last trip I made it a point that cell phones were to be TURNED OFF when we enter the room. I can handle a CBJ but I cannot take her cell phone going off during a session under any circumstance. I had one girls cell going off while I was on top of her banging away, no way was I letting her up until I busted a nut. It must of rang 5 times in the 15 or 20 minutes

Last month, on my vacation in MEX, i had this chica laying on top of me talking on her cell phone to her SON!!! with my rod 7 inches up in her!!, chatting away as if nothing was happening!

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