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Name the top ten irritating cast of characters in the gulch

1. Blood Pressure Guy
2. Crack Addicted Beggar
3. Gut Bucket Guy
4. Sister who body blocks your way into the Del Rey
5. Tuba Guy
6. Whistle Guy
7. Fiddle Guy
8. Lady selling Flowers in Key Largo (like you really have a phuckin GF
9. Asshole who hangs out in front of Del Rey (American guy) trying to
hustle you for drugs, women etc.
10. Shoe shine guy who wants to shine your sandles or sneakers
11. Fake Cuban Cigar Guy
12. Aggressive Chicas at the Bar that just won't leave.
13. Weird Tico guy with strange haircut sometimes shine shoes with
goofy suite on.

14. Loud mouthed Gringos in BMGuys, please rank according to degree of irritation. I personally vote for the my personal favorite, the Crack K*D beggar who follows you and your chica halfway to the Presidente. Congragulations Crack K*D... you lousy MFer

Hmmm
Personally its the
Crack Addicted begger who follows you all the way to Avenida Central
The Whistle Guy
The Tuba Guy
The Wild Hair Scumbag selling drugs and fake cigars in fron of the Rey
The rest are all about the same, though you left out the "Nuns" and the Red Cross donation... How come I saw the nun drinking cervezas at the corner Soda...

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She usually take off that fake outfit before she decides to drink. She just happens to be the crack addicts mom, too.

I don't think it's even close...the worse has to be loud-mouthed obnoxious Gringos
in the BM (or elsewhere for that matter). Sometimes I've felt like accosting them and
hitting them over the head with a phuckin beer bottle!

The aggressive chicas at the BM used to bother me, but I've learned to just
tell them 'mi novia aqui pronto', which almost always makes them leave.

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LMAO,
Being here and seeing them all the last couple days,

Crack beggars
Whistle guy
Loud mouth drunk obnoxious Gringo (but he was at News Cafe this AM, been up all night, drinking beer with breakfast, cursing, bragging about how many whores he had last night loud enough for all to hear, what an idiot)
Asshole hustler
Mr. Gut bucket
Fake cigar guys

Since I'm on the backside of the Pres, I hadn't even heard Tuba guy yet so he's OK...

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By far, the most annoying, irritating character in Costa Rica is the loud mouth, cocky, drunk, obnoxious, Gringo who cheers and screams like a monkey each and everytime he wins a hand in a casino.

Warning, this kind of behavior embarasses and ridiculizes the dealer, especially if she is a female dealer. Moreover, this grabs the attention from the supervisor/pit boss and could cost the dealer his/her job.

Dildo Man

I havent seen the gut bucket guy yet - what's his deal?

I feel sorry for the K*D that is all burned up. Anyone know his story?

Another one to add that is annoying - the skanky old lady that threatens to show you her "operation" down in her crotch if you don't give her some colones. Real annoying when eating breakfast and she starts pulling her pants down.

1st place vote is for crack addicted boy.
2nd place vote is for shoe-shine boy(s).
3rd place is Mr. "Excuse me sir do you speak English?"
4th place is Mr. "I'm looking for the Salvation Army"

What about that caucasian looking guy with british accent he's got a flat-top style haircut, dirty blond hair, he's skinny and stands about 5 foot 6 inches.

I was eating breakfast on the rail and eyeballing chicas like this

'british guy' comes up to me and says in a british accent 'do you speak english ?' I grumble yes

he says 'i just got off the flight yesterday and some thieves sliced open my handbag and stole everything. i've been wandering the streets all night, Can you help me out fellow ?'

uh, no, i can't help you.

"Excuse me sir, do you speak English" is your cue to start speaking another language besides English or Spanish, or if you are not multilingual just make up your own language.

I missed the lady with the operation... = Is that the same small grimey looking lady, small, with black hair.. I thought she was just another beggar. Anyone ever see the operation? Not a real good marketing approach to the gringo I might add.

The British Guy. Somehow that asshold has not approached me yet
Maybe next trip I can get lucky and met this prick.

Last month while walking back to the Prez about 2AM I was approached by a K*D about 5'7" and around 18 years old who was looking for a handout. He spoke regular American English.

He said he grew up in the U.S (I can't remember where but I'm thinking Florida) but his mother was Costa Rican so he was deported for being a drug mule.

Anyone seen this K*D?

My top 3 pains in the ass are:

1...Crack addict begger boy


2...The gringo who tries to hustle you. This asshole tried this on me twice. The second time I started yelling at him in front of the Prez. The security guard got a real kick out of it.


3...The loud mouth obnoxious gringo assholes that hang out at the BM. I had one start cussing out the chicas because he felt that they should know English.


I really don't know which ones I dislike more, they all piss me off.

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Yo fellow CRT gents,

NO QUESTION ABOUT IT

The Dumbass , fatass, loud mouth , redneck [and other ] GRINGOS are the bane , the UGLY AMERICANS that ruin the Pura Vida for us of a more civilized pursuation
Besides, the rest of the nuisance characters are only there for a few moments, at most. The UGHHHHHIES are at the BM scene for horrible hours
Hate to say it, but I make more and more trips elsewhere to avoid that ugly scenario

Cyg [/b]

We have a new player in town...

15. A guy with a briefcase full of watches and sunglasses in your face every time you leave the DR.

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