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First of all, I realize we are all in agreement for the most part about our opinions of high maintenance gringas. I've seen and have dated my share over the years. One reason my trips to CR have been such an epiphany has been my love of latinas. But to my disgust, I had to witness typical gringa behavior while sitting in the SJO terminal waiting to board my flight to Miami/St. Louis. A very large group of teenagers and adults from one of the many religious groups was also at the gate after doing their good deeds in CR somewhere. One of the gringas (about 50 pounds over weight) was bitchin' up a storm at her husband about some real serious stuff: I told you I wanted a Newsweek not a Time. Are you sure that's diet Coke? and the complaints and bitchin' lasted until we boarded. Then with my luck, she and her husband were seated in front of me and one of my buddies. She bitched the whole flight to MIA about everything. The free tortilla chips were stale, why can't she get a whole can of Diet Coke? and was even telling him all the yardwork she was expecting from him the next day. My friend leaned over and asked:When are going back to CR? Wile Coyote

I am thinking of buying this domain www.gringabashing.com JUST TO SAY WE ALL OWN IT!

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Wilecoyote,

What a long trip home & what a way to reenter. You hope your flight home will always be filled with beautiful friendly Latinas but it never is but you at least hope for a little buffer zone on the plane before the inevitable happens. CRT guys don't have to say a thing just look at it & roll their eyes it speaks for itself. Real sad

I wonder if this guy knew what we all know could he take that beating very long?

Maybe next time the plane will be full of thoroughbred Latinas?

Zippy

Admin,
Great idea, but I got a feelin that website would get ugly......real ugly.....and real fast! With the inevitable number of posts you'd get on that site, it'd probably be too much, and the server would blow up! But I'm sure it'd be real interesting..................he he he he !!!!

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God help me.

I cannot find the scripture, but I know it exists.

A woman shall be subject to her husband in all things.

These were religioso types, right? Probably an anti-prostitution campaign spearheaded by overweight, loud-mouthed, spoiled, uncaring, and ultimately un-Christian gringas?

Believe me, I'm neither bashing religion nor true believers...but if this was a religious group, one would hope that the women involved would be schooled enough in the Holy Writ to understand their place in the eyes of God.

American Woman...stay away from me....

On a recent trip within the U.S., I witnessed the most demeaning, uncomfortable thing I've ever witnessed. This was in the Atlanta airport in a crowded boarding lounge.

She, perhaps 35 years old, massively overweight and extremely loud was actually berating her husband/boyfriend publically for not giving her sex anymore. I nearly said, "Maybe lady he just ran out of flour and can no longer find the wet spot."

But I didn't.

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

El Ciego,

You always entertain us!

When I was in high school & college driving my Chevy I hated American Women Stay away From Me by I believe the Guess Who. I thought these guys were a cheep shit band. I thought what was this song really about because I really loved women here. My mother gave me life & saved my Life. I had more girlfriends than I knew what to do with.

God how times have changed. This is my favorite song now & noway could you have convinced me of this 20 yrs. ago. Life is strange all right?

Zippy

El Ciego: WOW, I thought my airport/gringa experience was bad! I was ready for reality once I got home but the SJO gringa actually made my post-trip mini-depression/funk arrive 2 hours earlier than expected. Wile Coyote

Never underestimate the power of a fat gringa to kill a party...

Even the not-so-overweight ones.

A number of years ago, my wife actually set me up in a threesome with another woman, just so she could slam on the brakes and act out at the worst possible moment. True story. She dimmed the lights, suggested I put on some smooth music, poured the wine, lit candles. The three of us, including an old female friend shyly undressed and arranged ourselves on the bed. Wife whispered in my ear, "Let's Phuck..." I reached for wife, but when my other hand stroked the creamy thigh of our female guest, it was suddenly

LIGHTS UP! STOP IT! YOU phucking SON-OF-A-BITCH!



Why do we give these harpies the power to screw up a perfectly good party?
The fact that the stale-Dorito-munching-Diet-Coke-swilling-yard-work-bitching-God-fearing-ball-breaking-super-twat spoiled your return flight and brought on the post-CR blues two hours early is further proof...

I prefer the ladies in Costa Rica.

Thank you. It felt good to vent.

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

anone who knows anything about me knows I can't resist this one...

The trouble with these damn gringa wives (bless their hearts) is that once they get married, they power grab... and no matter what result, the man is phucked.... once he says I do, he is stuck... they can gain weight, bitch and complain, lose their minds, spend your money, and even cheat on you, and there is nothing you can do about it, married guy, cuz you promised to stay forever and since you let your physical appreance go while you have been married, no one will want you and you will die alone and no one will care. And you are too old now too. If you divorce, she will take half your sh*t AND the house and and you will be stuck boning someone else's fat gringa ex-wife, only with half your money left.

Only a place like Costa Rica can turn these tables. Pura Vida.

These threads are so damn funny!
KS

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King soloman,

Here are some facts about my life.

As I type this I am working with a super bitch 22 real cute good body Gringa. Man is her mind poisoned. She snarls at her young boyfriend & he puts up with it as he knows no better. I would like to tap him on the shoulder & point him south but so many guys are weak knee types he would blow my cover & I am trying to save him a life of misery. Can't help people find it. They have to be strong & find it themselves like I did.

I never married a gringa but I lived with a few! That all stoped years ago as the risk reward equation changed. I went south with sex never to risk it here again. Even though I never had serious problems or lost a dime to gringas other than normal dating, I saw trouble brewing plus the Latinas just blew home away. It is simply a cleaner deal for what I want. I think many of the Latinas see it & use us the same way knowing we will be on a plane & out of their life too.

I had what the gringas wanted they knew it & I could read right thru it. I always knew peak performance was there tangling the Dickey & would change if I signed on. A no brainer for me, sign on = sex down & bitching goes up plus weight & mental disease creep in. My pen never had ink for these kind of papers & they all left pissed. Funny cause they told me how much they loved me all those years & also said love is forever & just cause you aren't with someone doesn't mean you can ever stop loving them. Well that all sounds good but my phone # hasn't changed in 20 years & I have had caller ID for many years & not one of these has ever called in that time to see if I was still alive.

I wonder what this tells me? These gringas ask me for marriage not the other way around. Some told me how much they loved me like this for 4 years. They have no idea I have ever gone to CR but thank God I found this place & after seeing the current croup of younger Gringas I am happier than ever.

I hate to admit defeat ever but it's over here in the US for me. It doesn't even enter my mind. The other day I was given some shit because one girl I work with thought I might be screwing someone here think if I was!
I think the girls I work with all very cute & thin (suprise) get upset with me because I don't look or flirt with them. I believe they think they my be slipping cause I don't kiss their ass. You can not win!!

Zippy

PS the most frusterated gringa I ever met was one at the Del Rey trying to tell the Latinas they didn't have to please us by doing everything we want. The Latinas just blew her off thank God as they have been raised to be nice & respectful to men.