ESCAZU OR MIAMI Al Grano by Édgar Espinoza
edgarespinoza@costarricense.cr There is no way around it: Escazú has become the Costa Rican Miami.
The Próspero Fernández highway is Interstate 95 or "ni-ree fi –as it
is pronounced in "spanglish".
PriceSmart, Office Depot, Payless Shoes and Liz Claiborne can be
seen to your left and the Marriott Courtyard Hotel, Outback
Steakhouse y Confort Suizo can be seen on your right. .
The highway ends at the mall, or better said, at the Dadeland of
Costa Rica, the glamour capital where people from all walks of life
converge.
If you enter Escazu from the old road, it is the same, with Tony
Roma's and T.G.I.F. on the right and Haagen Daz, Bagelmens, US
Laundry and Big Dogs on the left.
As you continue on, just like a tropical Flagler Boulevard, you will
see on both sides of the street, KFC, McDonalds, Tysun Laundry,
Hollywood Video, TCBY, Blockbuster Video, I Love Lulu and, still
under construction, Hugo Boss.
It seems that the only thing missing in Escazu to make it exactly
like Miami is the ocean. But then again, Ferreterias El Mar is right
there. Not bad!!
Continuing on…There exists another constellation of luxury shopping
centers within Escazu with such chic names as Delights Gourmet,
Mommy Basics, Underwear Options and Dry clean USA. There are sales
and clearances every week as well as coffee shops where Perrier is
the drink of choice.
It certainly isn't like it used to be here in Escazu when businesses
had regular name like La Culeca, Perfidia, El Churristate, La
Chachalaca... Now, everything is really "in". Ohhh…!
It isn't any coincidence though, that in Escazu you will find the
upper crust North Americans, with the Ambassador's residence leading
the group, and where, just like in Miami, there are Venezuelans,
Colombians and even a ¨Little Havana,¨ which is headed by such well
known Cubans as Ignacio Santos and Lázaro Malvarez.
The schools have names such as Country Day, Blue Valley, Saint Mary,
Mount View. There is even a Spanish School. (Probably so that we
don't forget our Spanish).
The former forest of guachipelines and yellow barks has been turned
into condominium complexes that offer a more secure, yet more
boring, lifestyle. Nowadays, you can't even plant a garden in your
back yard, much less have hens to lay fresh eggs every day.
But what really stands out in the center of this big Floridian
landscape, erect and upright, the great pioneer of this colony, is
the Costa Rica Country Club.
Most of the girls are blonds; they go to the gym and they wear
tight, attention getting clothes. They use Louis Vuitton or Burberry
purses, Chopard watches, styled hair and sun visors. The guys drive
only the coolest cars, wear only the coolest sunglasses, aero
dynamic and galactic, and talk only about business, parties and
their trips outside the country.
And to finish off, the Escazu newspaper, as the Miami Herald, has
its name in English: Escazu News.
Let's hope that Escazu´s highways of tomorrow don't erase all of the
town's legendary witchcraft.
Let's hope that Escazu is not going to turn into a place where even
the famous oxen are cloned in the stables of Mr. Bush.