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In a previous post I spoke about the overuse of toilet paper by the chicas and how they fill up the waste basket in my house. Now I am reporting about the new "luxurious" facilities at our favorite bar. God,I must have an anal fixation. Perhaps the new mongers maps should include these facilities as a place to visit. So let's all do our part in keeping it clean by not peeing on the floor,or on the Gringo next to you. (unless he is loud and obnoxious)

YO VB:
Wish you would have told us just what new remodeling they have done and how bit it is. Can we hold our Friday aft. meeting in there now? Do they have a bidet for the TV's to use?

Pleas tell us more.

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Damn if I'm going to repeat this shit again. I need a drink.
I've been drinking vodka every day for 45 years and I have certainly never found it to be habit forming.

Circus...

When did you start using the mens room?

PIDD

Circus......

As Pidd has so prefectly pointed out,why do you need further info on the status of the new mens room at the DR. You are going to continue doing it in your pants so as not to waste valuable drinking time anyways.

Roberto;
I think you need a road-trip.
Bathroom talk??

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It is cheaper to pay now and get it over with.
It is also easier to get them to leave.

YO PIDD and Vegas-B:

My amigos always want to pick on poor me. OK, so I spend a good bit of time in the ladies room....better than looking at the men. Now dammit VB, would you please tell me what they did with the men's room renovation?

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Damn if I'm going to repeat this shit again. I need a drink.
I've been drinking vodka every day for 45 years and I have certainly never found it to be habit forming.

OK,OK Circus....... They built a brand new mens room.It is located just to the left of the old one.It looks to me like they may expand the ladies room to include the old mens room. The new mens room even has automatic sinks. WOW the DR is really fancy now. I was peeing next to Greg (one of the owners) the other day and complimented him. (on the mens room,not what he was peeing with) I don't remember how many toilets there are but there are now 4 urinals instead of the old 3. There you go Circus.... are you turned on now?

Hey Bob;

Do the urinals flush automatically when you walk away? Also did they hire a bathroom attendant to hand me a stick of gum, colone, and a towel when I'm done washing my hands. I know Hand-Solo is still looking for a job.

Knowing the DR the way I do,I'm surprised they don't charge to take a shit. Hmmm,there's a thought, pay toilets that include a BJ with a rotating group of chicas. Does anyone know where they could find some chicas to "man the toilets"? Forget about the Colombianas because they would demand cien for a quicky BJ. Their union, err mob,won't allow them to work for less.

YO V-Bob:
Never mind. I only asked a simple question originally. Just your nature I suppose. Take care.

I thought the best lav at the DR was there before they enlarged the bar about 8 years ago. It used to just be about half that size. At the time, the mens room had a sink that was straight out of Alan Funt. When you turned the tap for one spigot, the other one turned on. It was consistent, but strange. When they moved everything around to roughly the set up of 6 months ago, that mens room was removed. I would guess the setup is the same now, but after seeing the changes in bars over the last decade, I don't want to make any assumptions. The Morazan Hotel bar has been remodeled repeatedly since then and the old NY bar was redone twice in a year.

I thought I was done posting about the new men's room at the DR,but today something really funny happened. This afternoon I went into the new facility to do my business. (the kind you do standing up) There was no one there and I started relieving myself.All of a sudden I hear two chicas talking to eachother. I figured that the walls between the ladies and mens rooms were very thin.Then out comes two chicas from the toilets still talking like nothing happened while I am peeing. Well I about peed my pants. In my best Spanish I said "welcome to the mens room". They said hello,washed their hands and left. Boy the word about hownice the facility is must have gotten around.Even the chicas are going there. As I said in my earlier post,the chicas should camp out there and offer quicky BJs.

VB, sounds like you discovered a new way to avoid the chica fee at the Del Rey. Just use the toilet stall in the new men's room! TLN would be difficult however.